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"I regret this now more than ever."

Trixie gulped as she prepared to explain. "Trixie was the greatest showmare Ponyville, or any other city for that matter had ever seen. Her stunts impressed, and enticed the crowd, nearly enforcing them to beg for more… That is, until you showed up, and when Trixie says you... she means yourself form this universe. Your stopping of the Ursa Minor was commendable to your friends, but humiliating for Trixie. The entire town was laughing at her! Ponies she walked by would sometimes call her names. She was left in the cold, damp streets unable to receive any bits for a measly room to stay in. The caravan Trixie used to travel with was her home. Not only that, but it also had all of Trixie's hard earned cash in it. Trixie walked the streets for hours in the night, unable to fall asleep due to the rain that poured upon her… She passed by your house with irritation, but no matter how Trixie tried to deceive herself, she just couldn't help but to assume you hated her just as much as every other pony in town."

Twilight shot that theory down by claiming she could never hate anypony, and then Trixie asked if she could finish. “Oh, of course… Continue, please,” Twilight said.

“You actually proved to Trixie that you didn’t hate her. You allowed Trixie to stay in your library. You must have seen Trixie walking, soaking wet, and roofless. She heard your door open, and you yelled to Trixie to come on in. She entered, and you apologized for ruining Trixie's act. You were even kind enough to take her hat and coat. Then, just when Trixie thought you couldn't be any more hospitable, you used a drying spell on her coat and mane! Such generosity was given by you… All Trixie did was take it. While you were asleep, some sort of device appeared at the bottom of the stairs, and a screen flickered on. Trixie looked at it only to see an image of an alternate universe version of Princess Celestia with a pink coat. She gave Trixie a choice that night. She promised her power, enough to rule Equestria, and Trixie stupidly accepted. Some sort of chemical concoction appeared before her on the floor. Celestia then instructed Trixie to drink it while informing her that it would store every unicorn’s magic abilities and manna in the entire town within whoever drank it… Trixie doesn’t remember what was running through her head, but… she took the bait, and drank the mixture.”

Twilight, realizing exactly what Trixie did looked at her in shock as she continued.

“The power… The magic… Trixie remembers that part as if it were yesterday! Trixie was chock full of energy, and ready to take Canterlot, and the throne. She teleported there, leaving you in an utterly crippled, and weakened state. At the time, Trixie thought you still hated her, and put a roof over her head just to add insult to injury… Trixie is a fool… She robbed herself of a friend that day… Anyways, Trixie stormed the castle while enchanting all the guards with a sleeping spell. Princess Celestia was away on royal business, so taking control of the entire castle was all too easy. If she had been there that night, Trixie would have had a real problem. Luna faced me, but she was no match for Trixie's newly obtained abilities. After her defeat, Trixie forced her to grant Trixie alicorn wing’s. That’s how Trixie got these.”

Trixie spread her amazingly gorgeous, blue wings. Moments later, she folded them, and continued.

“By the time Celestia had returned, Trixie had already banished Luna to the old ruins of ancient Canterlot. Celestia asked what had happened, and Trixie explained to her about how she absorbed all this power, but not who gave her the concoction. They battled, and she lost reluctantly. Just a little more power, and Trixie would have been the one who was overthrown. She left the castle, giving Trixie the crown… Ever since, Trixie has had everything she's ever wanted. Power… Canterlot… Even wings, but there was still one more thing Trixie missed… That was you.”

Twilight, knowing how Trixie and Princess Celestia was, could have predicted this next part, but decided to allow her to finish her tale.

“Trixie returned to Ponyville only to find you missing, and… a note from Princess Celestia. It said that if Trixie wanted you, she would need to obtain you by force… They would guard you with their lives, never leaving your side in fear of Trixie actually trying to attack their castle… So, Trixie quickly gave that up. She wasn’t about to sacrifice my new title for you. Although… she wanted to, but a better conscience told Trixie that her life and belongings were more important."

Twilight finally asked, "Why are you telling me all of this?"

"Because," Trixie said. "I regret this now more than ever." A tear came sliding down pixie's cheek. "You… Loved Trixie… She was too idiotic to see it, though!”

Twilight looked at Princess Trixie with a fair amount of sympathy, and offered “I'd probably forgive you… but, only if you returned your powers to the unicorns that you stole them from, and gave up your wings. I’m sure my alternate universe self would accept your apology if you did this.”

Trixie closed her eyes, holding back more painful tears while saying, “Sorry, Twilight, but that’s not happening.”

With her magic, Trixie summoned a thick rope, tied it in a circle and wrapped it around Twilight’s neck. She then pulled her like a pet to the throne room, and tied her next to the throne as a trophy. Twilight, who was humiliated, said, “You’re only making things harder for yourself. I will not forgive you for this.”

Trixie felt another tear escape. With a shaky voice, she said, “Trixie knows you won’t.”

Meanwhile, the two princesses had been in the world of Tyrant Luna for some time. It had been at least a day. Once their energy returned, Celestia and Luna rose to bid the newly reformed Luna goodbye.

“Remember your promise,” Celestia instructed. “Try… Just try to return this world to harmony. Don’t lose yourself in the darkness ever again.”

Reformed Luna frowned, and said, “I’m sorry for what I did to you, and this world…” Her eyes leaked tears once more as she apologized. “I’ll never let this happen again, I promise!”

Celestia and Luna, feeling like this counterpart and world would turn out much better, smiled and teleported to a new world.

Outside of Canterlot, Celestia and Luna appeared to see a poster hanging on a wall before them. It had Trixie on it, and wording underneath that spelled superior in big, blue letters.

Luna turned to her sister, and asked, “What do you think happened here?”