The Best Troller In ALL Of Equestria

"I can only hope you change your ways and repent for your sins…"

As Trixie sat on her throne embracing the new day, Twilight sat next to her own pedestal. She was lower than Trixie, staring at the floor with anger. While Trixie couldn’t be more satisfied, she wasn’t all that happy with Twilight’s mood.

"Oh, cheer up, Twily!"

Twilight, hearing that nickname just got madder. "Don't call me Twily. Only my friends are allowed to call me that!"

"What?" Trixie asked while coming down from her throne. "You’re still upset about what Trixie's done to gain the throne? Look, this isn’t changing anytime soon. You can either be Trixie's miserable pet, or you can be her special somepony. The choice is entirely up to you. All you have to do is put away your silly pissy face, get on these pillows with Trixie, and enjoy yourself."

Twilight ignored the notion, and stayed perfectly still. Trixie rolled her eyes, and asked, "Are you at least hungry?"

The pet phoenix that sat to Trixie’s right perked up causing Trixie to snap at it. "Not you! Trixie was talking to Twilight."

Twilight shook her head, but was given food anyway. A hay sandwich atop a plate appeared in front of her, and gently landed on the floor. Twilight turned, and asked in an aggravated groan, "How am I supposed to eat this without any magic? I’m not use to using my hooves like an earth pony."

Trixie giggled, and said, "I guess I’ll just have to feed you like a foal."

The sandwich was raised with Trixie's blue and white aura, and was brought to Twilight’s mouth. As she reluctantly ate, Twilight just kept her angry eye locked on Trixie all the while. Once she was done, Trixie got up, and said, "Please don’t be mad, Twilight." She walked up to her, and put a hoof under Twilight's chin while smiling. "Trixie wants you to be happy while you stay here."

Twilight dodged her head to stop Trixie from holding it, and said, "You want me to be happy? Then let me GO!"

Trixie, who was losing patience, got back on top of her overly cushioned throne, and said, "In time, you will see things Trixie's way."

Meanwhile, Princess Celestia and Luna walked the town. No matter how they smiled, and waved, all they received were odd faces as well as gestures from the town's inhabitants. Luna turned to her sister, and asked, "What is going on here?"

Celestia, just as confused as her sister, said, "Who knows… But I’m sure it can’t be good."

As they reached the royal palace entrance, Celestia noticed one of the guards who she knew quite well.

"Ah, good to see you, Silver Shield."

Shield simply cowered, and asked in nervousness, "What do you two think you’re doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be guarding Twilight?!"

The two sisters looked at each other with curiosity as to why they would need to guard Twilight, but they decided to get their answers from Trixie. The guards of course allowed them entry, and they proceeded to the throne room. As they entered, they were shocked to find Twilight roped, and displayed like that of a prize positioned on a pedestal. Trixie saw the two, and started asking, "Wh-What in Equestria are you two doing here???"

Celestia turned to Luna, and said, "Apparently, this world’s Twilight is some sort of… Slave!"

Luna said, "It would seem so, but then, what was Shield talking about then?"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Trollestia's device came scrambling into the universe. The screen popped up, and was a little blurry, but still visible.

"Hello… Checking! One, two… Alright, I’m on," Trollestia said. Celestia and Luna watched in confusion.

"Alright… Look, Trixie, Lulu ended up getting a bit too mad at me, and… Well, let’s just say she lost her temper. Anyways, that’s not the point. This'll have to be a one way call. Again, you have Lulu to thank. I can’t see or hear you, but you can see and hear me. So, here we go. You know how I gave you that mixture for testing purposes, right? That was for alternate universe spell practicing, but now that my actual prank is under way, I’ll start from the beginning. I teleported an alternate world Celestia to another world and then, she and… Well… It's confusing, I'll skip to the chaser… Basically, the most powerful version of Princess Celestia, and her sister to boot! Princess Luna! Yeah, they're going from world to world interfering almost as much as me, but making everything better! I just received word that a world in which a Tyrant Luna ruled was changed shortly after the two had arrived. They defeated Nightmare Moon, destroyed her rock in the sky, reformed her, and then... get this! They made a new moon for her! They have been using their powers so frequently on teleporting to and from worlds that now, they have become possibly the strongest versions in any other universe. I'm telling you this so that you might be on your guard. I can’t seem to pinpoint their location. They could be anywhere! All I want you to do is be alert. You can do that for me, right? I mean, if it wasn’t for that mixture I had Zetrollah make, you wouldn’t be where you are now! So, yeah… I guess that’s all for now… Oh! I hope you’re enjoying that Twilight Sparkle I gave you! Be warned, though, she’s from the universe of the two Princesses I was just talking about, so if they find her with you… Yeah… Any who, I’ll be off. Chow!"

With this, the device returned to its world, leaving the two Princesses very disgruntled. They walked up to the now shaking, and thoroughly scared Trixie. Luna faced the Princess, and Celestia took off the rope that was tied to Twilight's neck. Celestia asked Twilight if she was hurt, and Twilight claimed she was fine.

"Sister…" Luna said. "What do you think? Should we interrogate her, and perhaps punish her for the crimes she has committed?"

Celestia said, "No, and mainly because this world has been interfered with enough… We should just leave it. With Twilight, we should have enough magical power to venture to another world now."

Trixie relaxed, but still asked, "Wait, your taking Twilight?"

Twilight turned to Trixie, and said, "I can only hope you change your ways and repent for your sins…" Her words were cold to Trixie, but then, she said, "When you do, consider your apology accepted."

Trixie, who was now beginning to tear up, said, "Please, don’t leave!"

Twilight’s response was just as cold as Trixie’s selfishness. "Goodbye, Trixie."

With these last words, the Princess's and Twilight teleported out of the world, leaving Trixie's heart aching.