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"We need to talk."

The three universe travelers appeared in the Canterlot garden to find it looking the same as the other world they had just visited. Looking around, Twilight asked, "So… Where are we?"

Celestia, still a bit irritated with Twilight, and knowing good and well what she did in Molestia’s universe didn’t answer. Luna on the other hoof, said, "Well, it’s another universe. Who knows where we are."

Just as they were considering leaving the garden, two familiar, but extremely deformed beings entered. They were talking about music, but dropped the conversation when they saw the three ponies. They walked up right on two hooves, or whatever those things were. The one with long, colorful, and seemingly flowing hair said, "Oh, my… Ponies in the garden?"

Celestia, who was baffled, said, "I've only ever seen a creature like this once, but this can't be that same universe. The only way to get there is through that old mirror. You must be yet another alternate universe version of myself; one that's also human!"

Human Celestia stared at the talking pony in a stunned trance. "H-how did you just talk???"

Celestia took the time to explain to the two beings about who they were. With all introductions and explanations presented, the human Celestia said, "Well, my name is Princess Celestia. I guess you can call me human Celestia. Humans are what takes this form of the body. This is my sister, human Luna."

She raised her arm, and wrapped it around her sister’s neck, and hung around with her while. "Nice to meet you."

Pony Luna smiled, and said, "I’ll never get use to this."

Pony Celestia asked if they could stay for the night, and the two human princess's agreed open heartedly. As they walked, Celestia noticed they hadn’t any wings or horns, and proceeded to question their counterparts about it.

Human Celestia explained, "Well, you see, the sun doesn’t require such magic to be moved. It does this all by itself. We're just the Princesses of protection for Canterlot, and other major cities. Anyways, our hands do most of the grabbing. Wanna see?"

Celestia agreed, and felt the kind appendage of her alternate universe-self scratch the back of her ear. It felt surprisingly good, and unusual to the touch. As they reached the room, human Luna said, "Sorry, but the castle is full. Luckily, however, we managed to find you this room that has three beds in it, so we’ll have to stick you here for the night."

Celestia stood on the balcony overlooking the town while Luna and Twilight wondered what she was thinking about.

"You think she’s mad or something?" Twilight asked.

Luna shrugged, and explained "Whenever she just… stares into the night like that, I just don’t know. She just gets lost in her own emotions sometimes."

Celestia tilted her head, and said, "I can hear you."

Twilight’s head sank as Celestia came back into the room. She looked at the two mares, and said, "We need to talk."

Twilight gulped, and asked, "About what, your Highness?"

Celestia said in an upset voice, "I’ll get with you later… Luna?"

Celestia’s sister stood, and came up to her with a frown.

"You were… forced to… do unspeakable things with Molestia, right?"

She nodded her head in agreement.

"Then… You know I’ve noticed you… Looking at me. Now, when I say-"

Luna interrupted, and said, "I know what you mean. It’s just… You have to understand. I hate to admit it, but you seem so… attractive now… and..."

While Luna lost what she was going to say, Celestia took the chance to explain, "I don’t care how attractive I appear to you. If it wasn’t for Trollestia, we wouldn’t be in this mess, and the feelings you have now wouldn’t have ever existed. Have you forgotten that we are still being pranked by that pink witch?"

Luna’s head bowed in shame. She knew what her sister was saying was true.

"From now on," Celestia continued. "I hope you intend on making a point of not only working out your emotions, but also trying your best to still act mature during future events."

Luna claimed she understood the request, and went back to sit down in her bet to think about things more thoroughly. Now, it was Twilight’s turn for lecturing.

Celestia looked at the purple mare, and began. "As for you, my student... My own student. I had hoped better from you, Twilight… More self control. More will power.” Twilight asked what she was talking about, and got her answer rather harshly. "You got intimate with yourself!"

Twilight gulped and said, "I-I don’t know what you’re talking about."

Celestia saw through her like clear glass. "When you were at the world of Molestia, you ran off with your counterpart. Upon your return, you lied to me, which was easy to see. You abandoned one of the elements of harmony then, and you’re abandoning it now!" Twilight looked at the floor, realizing she always was a horrible liar, and had the worst pokerfaced next to Applejack. Celestia looked at the mare, and said, "I may have altered another universe, but at least I did that to try and help it recover from its crippled state. You just… just opened your legs to yourself and…"

She sighed as imaginary pictures entered her thoughts. Twilight bit her bottom lip, but managed to mutter, "I knew I shouldn't have done that."

"Just… be more careful next time, and don’t be so willing to do something so demeaning to yourself. Do you think you can do this for me, Twilight?"

The young student said, "I think so..." Shortly after, the three mares went to bed, but Luna and Twilight stayed up thinking about their endeavors a little more.

Later in the morning, the three awoke to the sound of knocking on the door. Celestia answered to see human Luna smiling tenderly, while saying, "I guessed you needed to get going, right…?"

Celestia yawned, and said, "Yes. Actually, we really do. Right, Luna, Twilight?"

The other mares stumbled out of bed, and proceeded to head to the dining room to eat some breakfast. Shortly after, they teleported to a new world in hopes of it being their home, but this world would be much better.

If the word karma has ever striked fear in your heart, that you know you did something pretty bad, and it also means that you are awaiting punishment. Tell Trollestia this if you ever get the chance.