The Best Troller In ALL Of Equestria

by Art Inspired

Part 1: "That’s it! I’m done."

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"That’s it! I’m done."

The three mares appeared within the Canterlot library. As they stood looking around the empty room, Twilight walked up to the door, and was about to examine the outside when Celestia stopped her by saying, "Wait! Be careful. I sense high voltage on the doorknob."

Celestia grabbed some dust, and sprinkled it on the knob. As they watched the dust smoke, and start to disintegrate, Celestia claimed, "It’s just enough to shock you, but not enough to kill you… Why?"

Luna used her magic to open the door, and leaved the library with her friends. As they looked down the hall, they became curious as to what this world would be like, and which counterpart inhabited it.

Twilight walked a little bit behind the two other’s, and with a slower pace. She turned her head to the right only for a brief second, and saw a blue button. "Umm… Princess?" She called over her shoulder.

The two sisters came back in order to get a better look at it.

"Press it," Luna offered.

Twilight did so, and when she did, a secret, square box popped out pointed towards Celestia. It opened, and the head of a joker sprung every which way, laughed at them the whole time. Then, it went back into hiding. Celestia, being able to piece the puzzle together now, said, "This must be Trollestia’s world. Wow. I’m actually excited about that!"

The three continued to the throne room to find Trollestia sitting on her throne with her sister sitting next to her dressed like a clown.

"Is that Luna?" Twilight asked. "Why is your counterpart dressed like that?"

Luna looked at Twilight, and questioned the unicorn, "How should I know? I’m not her… Well, I am, but… Okay, you know what? Look! It's Trollestia! She’s the one who did this to us."

Trollestia stomped her hoof to the floor in a slow applause, and said, "Well, well! You figured it out. Welcome to my humble lair. Now, I must warn you… The entire room is decorated up to your eyeballs in pranks, jokes, and traps just for you! By the time you reach me, you'll be too exhausted to even lift a hoof! I saw you coming, and decided to prepare. So…"

The three mare’s teleported to the front of Trollestia, and stared at her with rage clearly visible within their eyes. Obviously, she wasn’t a very powerful alicorn after all to not know about such a rudimentary spell.

"What? How did you...?" Trollestia asked in confusion.

Celestia stood in front with Luna to her right, and Twilight to her left. She turned to her student, and asked, "What do you think? Turned into a child?" Trollestia gulped. Celestia turned to Luna, and asked, "Or perhaps a stallion?"

Trollestia said, "Y-you wouldn’t… It would be breaking the physical laws of this world! You'd end up-"

Celestia shut her up quickly with a hushing spell, and said, "You’ve interfered with dozens of worlds, and you want us to let that slide? All three of us were raped, sent to other worlds, put into turmoil, and literally tortured by this entire experience! You should be ashamed of yourself! What do you have to say?"

Trollestia, knowing there was no escaping punishment now said the worst two things she could've ever thought of.

"You mad?"

Celestia gritted her teeth, and said, "That’s it! I’m done."

Her horn began to glow, and so did Luna’s, and twilight’s. Soon, the pink coated troll was radiant with light, and then, she vanished.

Celestia looked at the seat, and saw a map with circles printed on it. She picked it up, and examined the odd objest while the alternate universe Luna asked, "Did you just get rid of my sister?"

Twilight said, "Yes… She’s in another world now… Sorry for your loss."

Luna smiled, and said, "yes, yes, yes, YES!!! I’m FREE! Which means I'm also the ruler of Trollquestria now! Oh, finally… Now, my new friends. This world will see nothing BUT harmony!"

Original Luna asked what the paper represented, and Celestia said, "It’s a map to all the other universes. Apparently, if we attempt to go to the gender bent world, well end up back home!"

Luna and Twilight jumped up and down with joy as they heard this bit of news. This long, crazy and rather upsetting adventure would finally come to an end.

The three returned to the library to see the sun setting in the window. Twilight walked up to a small desk, and said, "Celestia, you may want to have a look at this."

Celestia saw a book sitting atop some dusty papers, and scrolls. They were all about traveling amongst the multiverse. Celestia opened the book, and read, "A fun fact: Due to the odd nature of worlds, different dimensions, so on and so forth, this would sufficiently prove that so long as you attempt to change the world in a positive manner, it will turn out positive. If not, then the world will either return to normal, or take drastic changes in odd, or perhaps unforeseen results."

The three waited an hour, and were ready to return to their world. Just before they were going to leave, the alternate universe version of Luna came to them, and thanked them once more. Of course, she was looking much more like her actual self rather than Trollestia's jester.

As she entered, she said, "By the way, I have to know. Where Exactly did you send my sister?"

Celestia giggled to herself, and said, "That’s a secret, but I’ll tell you this much. I let the crime fit the punishment!"

With this said, the three teleported out of there, and returned to their world where much work was to be done. In their absence, a grand paranoia struck the town along with embarrassment, and a mixture of thoughts about the Princess’s absence, mysterious disappearance, and the sun’s odd shape. It had been at least seven days of light, so not that many ponies were able to receive any sleep. The guards, and Cleanse Well were forced to do interviews with the Equestrian Press, mainly because they were the only ones who saw the two before they had left. Unfortunately for Celestia, their statements were honest, and raised questionable ideas in the minds of the public.

Once they returned home, Celestia and Luna would have great amounts of responsibilities, and challenging objectives to attend to post haste. As for Twilight Sparkle, she felt it a necessity to possibly visit Trixie in Las Pegasus, but these scenarios are for later.

For now, we must check up on the other universes in order to see what outcomes have occurred.

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