The Best Troller In ALL Of Equestria

Trollestia's Secret Reports

All I care about right now it this AMAZING plan to completely prank all of Equestria. No, I don’t mean just MY Equestria. I’m talking about several other universes that's out there, just waiting to be fucked with! That’s right! I found a book, and several long, and boring scrolls. See? The original intent in these writers were to travel among the multiverse simply to bring about peace, and justice from one world to another… BORING!!! I have a plan, and this plan will involve several universes. First, I need to test this theory, and see if it’s successful. I’ll simply enforce my sister to help, and then, I’ll see if we can’t make life a living hell for a LOT of ponies. Isn’t this exciting?

Log report… Or, whatever! I ended up swapping one Fluttershy for another Fluttershy. Does that make sense? Okay, look, it's very simple. One was a pitiful excuse for a mare, and the other was… Well, let’s just say she had issues. I dug up a photo of her… Here she is.

Isn’t this fun? The world that I put her in is known as the harmonious universe where Celestia and Luna rule with kindness and generosity, and all that stupid crap!

I got into contact with some Trixie from another universe, and put her in charge! Oh, this is going swimmingly! Let’s see what other pranks I can cause!

Well… this is bad. I accidentally brought an entire universe population to the baron world! This world never received an inch of life. So, it now has billions of ponies on it! Let me explain... I got angry, and forced every single unicorn guard to help me with this… Bad idea… BUT STILL FUNNY!!!

I’ve done numerous experiments, but now comes the big one… the moment of sheer enjoyment! I am going to switch… wait for it… MOLESTIA and the good natured CELESTIA!!! Oh, happy day!

Those two are so fun to troll! I sent one of my inner universal walky-talky thingies that I had my faithful apprentice of pranks, Twilight Sparkle make! Oh, it was sheer amusement! The looks on their faces was priceless!

Alright… things are getting really funny now. Thanks to all of the random teleport blockers I’ve set up, Celestia and Luna have been jumping from world to world! I tuned in, by the way, using my new spell that allows me to view things in a one way mirror, right? Celestia got raped by an alicorn version of Twilight, which I watched with popcorn, of course. Uh, Luna secretly gave her counterpart a blowjob, which Celestia will never know about… I think… and, to top it all off, I’m just kicking back, and enjoying every moment of it!!!

I decided to give the Twilight from the universe that I’m pranking the hardest to alicorn Trixie! Why??? Because I feel like messing things up again. Random! That’s the word of the day. Random!

This is bad… They just defeated the tyrant, Nightmare Moon! Not only that, but an unforeseen side effect of them using their magic to their limits over and over again has given them an energy, and power boost like no other! They even had enough to create a brand new moon for her after they relieved her of the darkness in her heart… I better inform the new and improved alicorn Trixie about this…

I should have seen this coming… I LOST THEM! For all I know, they could be in the world of the jabberwocky by now. Maybe it would be best if I take it easy, but then again... I’ll be right back! I have some traps to set up.

TO RICH! Twilight did it with herself! I found out they saved Twilight, and teleported to Molestia’s world! Oh, this is funny! Basically, I could see them, but they couldn’t see me. Anyways, the first thing I see is two Twilight’s kissing one another, and having their holes stuffed! Oh, this does it! I am... THE BEST TROLLER IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!!

"It just cuts off after that, right there…"

The trolling world’s Luna was busy at work contacting the original world’s Celestia. She was informing her of a secret report she had found hidden away within Trollestia's bedroom. Twilight sat next to the Princess, scared about her friend, Fluttershy.

"I haven’t been to Ponyville for weeks now! I hadn’t heard from any of my friends in a while."

Luna looked at the purple mare through the two way multiverse mirror, and said, "The pony you have doesn’t belong with you, Twilight. Do you understand? Also, there are missing reports that I cannot find right now. Molestia says breaking Trollestia is like drilling a hole through the toughest metal known to pony kind."

Celestia put a hoof to her bottom lip, and thought for quite some time before coming to a conclusion.

"We must fix the barriers that entangle the universes that Trollestia has managed to foul up… will you help us, Luna? I will get my sister to help as well, and with Molestia on our side, we're sure to be able to fix all of this."

Luna bowed her head as she spoke, "You have my loyalty for ridding this world of its tyrant. Allow me to tell you that I was the one who aided Trollestia in the destruction of the proper barriers, so I am experienced with this."

Celestia turned to Twilight, and asked her to fetch Luna. Upon her sister’s entrance, Celestia had already called forth Molestia, and gamer Luna for assistance. Twilight offered her help, and she was accepted without hesitation. As the three mare's horn’s fired up in the most radical of ways, beams of light, and ferocious power swirled around them, and then… Nothingness.

"What went wrong?" Gamer Luna asked.

Celestia gulped, and claimed, "We were only able to piece together the worlds we’ve already visited! If we’re going to return the multiverse to its original state, we need to visit new, and unexplored universes one by one. Only then will we be able to revisit them freely. Just like right now. I could visit Molestia’s world if I wanted to, because it’s returned to normal, but I’d need to visit another world first to unlock that one, and set it right before freely visiting it first."

The Princesses, and Twilight thought their journey was over. This, however, has only been Part 1.