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"You act like I’ve never done this to you before!"

Princess Celestia awoke to the sounds of nice birds chirping at her window. She lifted her royal head from her comfy pillows, and moved her pink, flowing hair out of her eyes. Even though it seemed like a lovely day, she felt something was different. However, while coming out and onto the balcony, she chose to ignore that feeling.

The moon had just set, and she was about to raise the sun when she got an awfully wicked idea. Her sharp horn shined, and glowed as she began to raise her star. Although the usual orb could be appealing most of the time, this time around, it would be taking a much more suggestive form. It wrapped itself up, and morphed into the shape of a golden dick. Laughing insatiable, she said, "Oh, that’s priceless! Everypony in Equestria is going to see this, and just laugh, laugh, laugh!”

Considering the circumstances, very few members of Equestria would actually be laughing at this.

Her Highness fed her pet phoenix, and then promptly exited her quarters with the sun still in dick mode. She was about to round a corner when she heard sounds of hoof steps coming from the other side. Using a see through spell to observe who it was, she saw the approaching pony to be none other than her most favored subject to trick daily. She turned around with her plot aimed strategically towards the turning point of the hall, and then waited.

"Ah!" Cleanse Well squealed as her unprepared maw went right in between her Highness’s legs. She fell back, and stared. "Oh… Celestia, I’m so sorry about that. Please forgive me."

Princess Celestia just stood with her plot facing the mare, and said, "You musk kiss my plot!"

The maid gave a startled gasp, and said, "What? I- I’m not going to do that!"

Celestia turned her head, and said, "Worship my plot or be sent to the moon. The choice is yours."

The maid, not wanting to go to the moon, got up and stared at the round delight while saying in a nervous voice, "You… w-want me to k-kiss it?"

Celestia rolled her eyes, and said, "You act like I’ve never done this to you before! If you don’t hurry up, I’ll make you do more than just kiss it."

The maid gulped. Despite not wanting to, she brought her lips close. The poor mare could feel the heat coming off of Celestia's cutie mark. She kissed it, and then backed up saying, "There… I did it. Can I go now?"

Celestia’s eyebrow rose as she said, "You call that a kiss?! That could hardly be considered a peck. Now, you must lick it!"

The maid started to tremble at the thought. She didn’t want to offend her princess, but then, she didn’t want to lick her flank either. Nevertheless, she prepared herself as best she could, and told herself to just get this over with. The sooner she did this, the faster she could get back to work.

As she stuck out her tongue, Celestia smiled, and said, "You usually do this like it’s nothing. I’d expect you to be used to worship by now."

Cleanse, confused by the statement, decided to continue. As her tongue touched the royal cutie mark, tastes of sweet delights entered her mind. For some reason, this was enjoyable to the maid. Gently stroking Celestia's flank with her tongue was surprisingly arousing.

Celestia moaned a little, and played along, "That’s it, you've got the hang of it. Now, a little to the left…"

Despite the fact that they were doing this in the halls, Cleanse Well didn’t argue, but simply followed orders by bringing her face up to Celestia’s twat. The taste was amazing. The maid felt herself getting wet as she continued the worshiping. As she put Princess Celestia’s tail over her shoulder, her hooves wrapped themselves around the princess’s waist to gain more room. Celestia just moaned in pleasure.

Once she felt herself getting close, Cleanse buried her nuzzle deep within the princess's royal hole. Juices spurted out, soaking the maid’s mouth. Celestia, huffing and groaning from the pleasure, said, "Good job… Next time, however, do be sure not to resist as much."

The maid lowered her head to bow, and felt her Highness giving her a tender kiss on her forehead. As Celestia walked off, headed to the throne room, Cleanse Well blushed furiously at what had just occurred.

Celestia now walked past the guards, groping them one by one. Each of them jumped as they felt the soft hoof of their ruler invade their growth. Celestia just smiled and entered the throne room. while the stallion guards stood there, they all asked one other if what they thought just happened really did just happen, which it did, of course.

Celestia saw Luna sitting on the throne. She was just in the middle of yawning. As Celestia walked up to the mare, she asked, "Shouldn’t you be in your room playing Skyrim… Or Call Of Duty?"

Luna looked at her sister not knowing what she had just asked. "Excuse me? What’s a... Skyrim? And my duty is to wait here until you show up."

Celestia giggled, and said, "But you, like, never wait for me. You’re always in your room playing that silly console of yours."

Luna, who was still completely lost, asked, "Did you hit your head or something?"

Celestia claimed she was feeling fine, and relieved her sister. Luna was about to leave when Celestia beckoned her to come back for a moment.

"What is it?" Luna questioned. "Your acting very strange today."

Celestia just asked her to come closer. Her sister, feeling this might be somewhat important obeyed. Celestia smiled, and said, "I have something secret to tell you. But, you have to get close to me if you want to hear it."

Luna did as she was told, and was now close enough for Celestia to pull her prank. She stuck out her tongue, and glided it across her sister’s lips. Luna, feeling embarrassed, slammed her hooves to her face.

"That’s the fourth time now! Oh, you’re just too gullible, but you're still adorable as well,"Celestia said, giggling at her prank while Luna whipped her lips.

Once Luna finished getting the spit off from her nose as well, Luna said, "What is wrong with you? That’s nasty!"

Celestia just smirked, and said, "Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad, was it?"

Luna's blushing cheeks told Celestia she wanted to try it again, but she would never admit it. Celestia stood from her throne, and said, "You know what might be good for you right about now?"

Luna didn’t answer as she was too dumbfounded to even know what was happening. Celestia brought one of her hooves to Luna’s chin, and said, "A kiss… A nice, long… passionate kiss." As she inched closer, Luna found herself frozen from the neck down. Something about this was so wrong to her, but then again, she didn’t try to stop it. What was she going to do? Hurt her sister? All she could do was let her sister have her way, if she so desired.