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"Guards! Take her to my chambers."

Lord Solaris awoke, unable to shake his troublesome fears away. Exiting his room, and being careful as to not wake Celestia, he saw his brother walking down the narrow halls. He appeared to be headed for the Canterlot garden. Joining his brother as he sat staring up at his crescent moon, Solaris said, "Seems like yet another peaceful night, doesn't it."

Nocturne smiled, and agreed. "If only there wasn’t that preemptive attack looming, in which we know is almost sure to come."

Solaris lowered his head while saying, "We need to be careful considering the Princesses are here. Don’t try any funny business with them. Got it?"

Nocturne sighed, and said, "Was it that obvious that I found my mare-self just a little... attractive?"

Solaris chuckled, and claimed, "Don't be discouraged, my friend. I too was amazed at how genuinely gorgeous Celestia looked while she entered the throne room, but we must not be tempted to try anything. They are royal blooded Princesses, and no matter how you look at things, you could call them our sisters. As royal steeds, we don’t indulge in such acts of borderline incest."

Nocturne smiled, and asked, "So, how bad was I blushing?"

Solaris stared at his brother, and said, "Considering your face is blue, I wouldn’t be surprised if Luna noticed how red your face was during diner as well as everyone." Nocturne laughed as his brother continued. "You looked like a tomato with blotches of blue paint!"

Nocturne cleared his throat after laughing so hard, and said, "Alright… Fair enough… You made your point."

The two brothers sat with green pedals of leaves gently gliding passed them. Solaris, now becoming more serious said, "Tomorrow, we must send the Princess’s packing with no delay… If the invasion of Canterlot occurs while they’re here, they will be obligated to help fight. We cannot allow them to fight this battle with us. If they do, it could cause disharmony in the course of history within our universe… I can only pray that the attack of our enemies doesn’t ever occur, and that this whole situation blows over smoothly enough. Although, considering everything that's happened in these last few months, I know the chances of this happening are slim…"

Mourning came, and instead of Celestia waking up to the sounds of birds chirping just outside her balcony, she instead was forced to fall out of bed due to the sounds of battle cries. Her sister was soon barging into the room, yelling, "Celestia, come on! Time to wake up! We have to go, now!"

Celestia got up and out of bed, still asking what was happening. "Please, my sister... Answer me!"

"I don’t know, but it looks like some sort of invasion."

The two headed to the Canterlot entrance, and exited the palace only to find soldiers fighting thousands of changelings outside. King Chrysalis was attacking. Celestia saw Lord Solaris and Lord Nocturne battling to the left. As the sisters galloped to the Lords, they asked what they could do to help, but Solaris said, "All you can do to help us right now is to get out of this world!"

The two looked at each other, contemplating whether or not they should obey this order. Just before a giant flaming cannon ball hit the two Princesses, Lord Solaris stopped it with his magic, and threw it back, but with great amounts of difficulty.

"Please," Nocturne begged. "You must go! This is no place for you. This fight is ours. All you’re going to do if you fight is change the course of this universe. Whatever happens is caused by a force that is beyond anypony's comprehension. You must leave at once, Princesses!"

With this, the two sisters agreed to follow command, and teleported out of Equestrius as fast as they could, never knowing for sure if the Lords would survive the invasion or not.

Meanwhile, in another universe, Trixie sat on her throne as the most powerful alicorn in all of Equestria. Her pet bird, which she stole from a defeated version of Celestia stayed chained close by her side. Enjoying herself a bit too much, the mare looked around the throne room, and said to one of the guards, "Trixie oh, so does love it here… Her coming of power has been nothing short of a glorious thing! Has it not? This is Trixie's great and powerful kingdom now, and she believes that is how it will stay for a very long time."

Suddenly, before her eyes appeared the device owned by Trollestia. The pink coated mare appeared behind the fuzzy screen, and said, "Hello? Ah, there you are… Trixie! Baby! I've got a proposition for you."

Trixie filed her hoof nails while she listened. "You have the Great and Powerful Trixie's attention."

"Listen, how would you like to have... the Twilight Sparkle as your personal sex slave?"

Trixie's laughter echoed throughout the throne room. She calmed down, however, and said, "You know good and well that Twilight is being heavily guarded by those Princesses in the ruins of old Canterlot! There’s no way Trixie's getting anywhere near her so long as that's the situation, even despite Trixie now being an alicorn princess."

Trollestia smirked, and said, "Not that Twilight… I’m talking about an alternate universe Twilight Sparkle that's similar in all ways to your world’s Twilight Sparkle."

Trixie asked, "How could that even be possible? You couldn’t do such a thing… Could you?"

Back inside the original Canterlot; guards and civilians alike desperately searched everywhere for their beloved Princesses. The sun hadn't set for a very long time, and what’s worse is the fact that it still took the form of a throbbing penis. Twilight was in the throne room preoccupied with searching for clues regarding Celestia's and Luna's whereabouts. That's when a bright, pink light circled around her. She was caught off guard, and before Twilight even knew it, she was gone from her world in a radiant flash.

Shortly following a rather impressive light show, Trixie looked to the right of the screen to see Twilight appearing before her looking thoroughly hoodwinked.

"There you are," Trollestia said in a confident voice. "One Twilight Sparkle, fresh from an alternate universe and ready for your abuse. I’ll be going now. You have me and my henchmare sister to thank for this most marvelous of gifts."

Trixie smiled, and said, "Trixie just loves it when she get whatever she wants. Trixie asks for power, and she gets power. She asks for the throne, and what happens? She take the throne! She asks for alicorn wings, and she receives alicorn wings... Trixie didn’t even need to ask for you, Twilight Sparkle, and she's gotten what she wanted anyways!”

Twilight just stood there, baffled and confused. "What’s going on, and where’s Princess Celestia and Princess Luna? Why are you on their throne? H-how did you get wings?!"

Trixie giggled, and shot a magic spell at Twilight which disabled her magic for as long as Trixie deemed fit.

Trixie smirked, and said, "Oh, the Princesses are currently in another castle. I’ll explain later… But, for now... Guards! Take her to my chambers.”

As Twilight was dragged off, Trixie’s maniacal laughter echoed through the entire castle. Twilight simply couldn’t piece together what had justly happened to her. Was this a prank? Was it all just a bad dream? She would find out after Trixie was finished with her devious fun.