The Best Troller In ALL Of Equestria

by Art Inspired

Part 1: "You don’t have what it takes to destroy me!"

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"You don’t have what it takes to destroy me!"

On a desolate floating rock, flat on top, but spiky and sharp on the bottom, Princess Celestia and her sister appeared in a puff of light and smoke. As they looked around in awe of the sight they were observing, Celestia asked, "What… could've possibly have happened here?"

A barren waste wonderland of unimaginable devastation surrounded them. Rocks, just like the one they stood on levitated above a thick fog that was about a mile below their safe platforms. Nothing in sight but the floating islands surrounded the two. Above, the sun illuminated one side of the sky, while the moon blacked out the other half showing the night time stars. Celestia and Luna gazed at this world in curiosity.

After a good minute or two had gone by, Luna finally turned to her sister, and asked, "What do you think? Could it have been nuclear fallout, or something else?"

Celestia shook her head as she claimed she had no idea. The sisters tried to figure out what happened to the world with little success. "The floating islands…" Celestia offered. "Could they be held a float due to the strange positioning of the moon and the sun? But then, what is that green smoke on the bottom?"

Luna sent a beacon spell falling down to see how far it would go. As it continued to flash blue through the mist, Celestia gulped when they couldn’t hear or see it anymore. The beacon seemed to fall for eternity.

"No bottom…" Luna said with worry. "What does this mean?"

Suddenly, a dark presence was felt from behind the two alicorns. They simultaneously did a one-eighty to view the horrible owner of this world. Dark armor surrounded the beast as she glided down to the royal sisters. Blood red rage shined in her eyes. The being landed on the same island as the two sisters resided on, and stared at them menacingly. The being was the very nightmare that plagued Luna’s fears and dreams. It was all thanks to hatred, and fear overtaking her mind.

Now, Nightmare Moon stood before the two royal sisters with a blue, dreadful aura encircling her being. She seemed just about ready to strike, too.

Luna backed away in sheer terror of the mare. Nightmare Moon, angered beyond all belief asked forwardly, "Why has the dead come back to life, and more importantly, why is this WEAK form of myself stand before me? Does she not know who I am? Or a better question... What I am?"

The mare’s mane swirled in a rhythmic motion as she ruffled the ground with her hooves, just waiting for one of them to try and strike first.

Celestia turned to her frightened sister and told her to run. As she did, Nightmare Moon leaped after her, but was shot down by Celestia’s magic. As she landed on her hooves and watched Luna fly away, she couldn’t help but scream in anger. Princess Celestia then demanded to know what befell this world.

"What? You don’t know…? Hmm… Oh, I see… You’re not from this world. Or should I say, universe… This universe was taken by me when the elements of harmony gave into temptations. One by one, I separated them, causing the six mares to split up! When Twilight Sparkle stood up to me, I struck her down with a furious blow! The sight of your dead, lifeless student laying in the tiled floor made you lose your temper and try to attack me, all I vain. I was way too powerful then, and I am way too powerful NOW! You will die once again by my HOOVES!"

As Nightmare Moon laughed with pure corruption in her voice, Celestia felt a tear slowly slide down her face and drip onto the hard rock surface of the floating island. Despite her not wanting to change this world because of what Lord Solaris and Lord nocturne warned her and Luna about, this was too much for her to handle. Slowly spreading her wings with a bowed head and lifting into the sky, she claimed, "This is not your world’s Celestia… I am the Princess of the Sun. I will not let these crimes go unpunished! You think you can just do whatever you want? Even if you’re… m-my own sister, I will take you down if I have to… I WILL make you pay for YOUR SINS!"

Celestia’s horn fired round after round of magic at the beast only for them to just barely miss her. Nightmare Moon took off spreading her wings as she flew, returning fire all the way. Celestia chased after her alternate sister in anger and frustration. Nightmare Moon turned to face Celestia and sent a dark blue aura of power at the mare only for Celestia to use all her might into one blow. The blue mare did the same when she realized she was going to lose this fight. Pushing everything onto this attack was all she could do. As the chaotic fight continued in the sky, the sun began to move with great speed towards the moon and vise verse. Slowly, they touched, and the sun crushed the moon under its intense heat. Crumbled shards of the once glorious, and white orb surrounded the sun, and shined with rays bouncing off the pieces.

Celestia broke through Nightmare Moon's attack and sent her falling to one of the island down below. As she hit the rough ground, dust surrounded her. She stayed there, motionless. Celestia glided down with some sweat falling from her forehead. Her horn radiated once again as Nightmare Moon raised her sore head to gaze at her parallel sister.

"You wouldn’t… You couldn’t!" The blue mare argued. "You don’t have what it takes to destroy me!"

Celestia looked down at her sister. Knowing she had won, she explained, "What do you plan to do? Attack me with what little power you have left? One blow… One single shot can end you… You didn’t hesitate to hurt Twilight…" Her anger reached its peak, something that doesn’t happen regularly. She then screamed in a dramatically agitated voice, "WHY SHOULD I HESITATE NOW?!"

Nightmare Moon attempted to stand, only to feel a sharp pain in her side. As she collapsed, she said, "This isn’t over. I will not lose… to a weakling like yourself!"

Celestia put away the light show her horn was displaying, and said, "You’ve already lost. Throw hope aside for a moment, and try to think about the lives you’ve taken… The ponies you’ve hurt, and the sister that you murdered… Your moon, and all its glory is gone. You’ve lost your ability to fight onward. Your day… Has come… Luna."

As Celestia finished, Nightmare Moon’s armor withered away into nothingness, and dust. As the ashes were blown away to show a frightened and scared form of Luna, Celestia said, "You have much to think about in such short time… Now, you will see the error of your ways."

Luna sobbed for once as she accepted her punishment. In less than ten minutes, her life would end because of the moon that was no longer existent. Celestia turned around giving the whimpering mare little sympathy and began to walk off.

The words that Celestia would here would still echo in her mind for years to come.

"Please!" Luna begged. "Please… I’m sorry for what I did… Truly, I am."

Celestia once again felt a tear, but this time, she whipped it away as she said, "Sorry isn't going to bring back the lives you’ve taken… It's your fault that your death occurs this day… I’m sorry it has to be like this."

The final plea came hard. It hurt Celestia’s ears hearing it.

"PLEASE!!!"

Despite all she did to this world, and although she deserved no such sympathy from Celestia, the graceful mare turned, and said, "If I help you this one time, will you do your best to at least try to return this world to its earlier form?"

Luna answer was a nod of the head. With this promise from Luna secured, Celestia summoned the original Luna to their location, and instructed her to help create a new moon for this world’s Luna. The original Luna, seeing her sobbing alternate-self, agreed openly with no complaints. Luna knew that she had changed, and was actually sorry for the deeds she has done throughout the years.

The two shined their horns brightly as they attempted something they had never considered before. Two distinct beams of white and blue light could be seen for miles as a brand new moon was created. It slowly took form in orb shape, and grew with size. Finally, it resembled the same moon that was once floating perfectly above the world only minutes ago.

Celestia collapsed to the ground while being on the verge of hyperventilation. Shortly after, Luna lowered herself as well, and they rested there, overly exhausted. As the two huffed, this world’s Luna cried. She walked up to the two in order to begin apologizing. Celestia brought her hoof down to the child-like Luna to bring her closer for a tender hug. It represented the acceptance of the apology.

The two mares were worn out, and wouldn’t be able to travel to another universe for a good while, but they did succeed in changing the destroyed world, whether it was for better or for worse.

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