Anon's, or rather your, life went from uninteresting and forgettable to slightly interesting and maybe-not-so-forgettable the moment you landed in Equestria. Typically, brownies or whatever the fuck they called themselves would absolutely adore that fact.

You're not a browny.

Needless to say, you've had to suck it up and quit being a bitch over the years you'd been stuck here; suck it up and deal with these goddamned horses every goddamned day.

And these? These are the days you remember most.

Hit me with your downvoote; fire away-ey!