Hello there, I am… was, Derek, Derek Smithson. Yeah, it’s not an original name, well how about Queen Chrysalis of The Changelings?

Yeah, bet that threw you for a fucking loop, didn’t you?! Yeah, I’m the infamous Bug-Horse responsible for the biggest wedding Fiasco in Equestria’s history, or rather, I will be, as of all the places I expected to be when I was Chrysalis.

I did not expect to be in Cadence’s fucking closet!

And why do I find her hot?!

Yes, strap yourselves in, I want to make this ‘Little Secrets’ thing a series, and yes I mean in the sense that I want to inspire people to do stuff like this too.

Ratings will change as needed, and the Changelings are going to be different from Canon… because I still find prismatic moose-bugs to be dumb.