CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Exhibitionism, Light Foalcon + Incest, Dirty Rimjobs

"Comeon Spike!" called Twilight has she looked over her bags one last time. "It's time to go!"

A thud was heard down the hall. "Yeah, yeah. Don't get your tail in a twist, I'm coming," Spike's voice came from down the hall before he came running around the corner with Twilight's coin purse. "You didn't want to forget this, did you?" he asked, presenting the container to her.

The puse was swiftly grabbed by a purple glimmer of magic, and put into a saddlebag. "Oh, thanks Spike!" said Twilight. "I'm definitely going to need that today!" Double checking everything again, Twilight lifted Spike up and placed him in his usual spot on her back. "Ready? Let's go!"

The duo headed towards the front door, before Twilight paused and grunted for a second. "Oops!" chuckled the purple alicorn as a light fart sputtered from her rear. "Gotta take care of something quickly first!" Spike raised an eyebrow questioningly before he saw Twilight's face start to strain. Realization quickly kicked in, and he turned around to get a better view of what was about to happen.

Twilight's tail was raised up, and the little dragon peered around it to see her dark purple pucker flattening outwards. A stream of pony piss began to spray out of her parted lips, and splattered onto the crystal floor. Twilight let out a sigh as a louder, wet fart erupted from her anus, and the tip of the first log began to slide out. It was a short one, breaking off at only a few inches before falling to the floor with an unceremonious, dull thud. The rest of the shit began to slide out quicker, falling off in smaller chunks. Her bowel movement ended with a final, sputtering wet fart, the remaining small flecks of shit clinging to her sphincter flying out onto the pile below.

Her tail lowered back down to cover her privates, and she turned back around. "Wow!" giggled Twilight as she looked over the mess she had made. "That was a bit more than I thought I had in me!"

"Wait a sec, Twi" said Spike. "I think I gotta go too now." His penis had emerged from it's hidden place in in sheath at some point during Twilight's show, and he aimed it forward as he relaxed the muscles in his bladder. A stream of urine arced out from the tip of his draconian dick and rained down against Twilight's mane.

The lavender pony shuddered at the sudden shower, but made no effort to move out of the way. "Spike!" she chucked. "You're getting my mane all wet!"

"Yup," sighed Spike as he continued to empty his bladder. "When you gotta go, you gotta go!" Eventually, the stream of piss tapered off and came to an end. He smiled as he rubbed the tip of his cock into the fur on Twilight's back, drying the last drops off in her coat.

Giggling, Twilight bucked her hips without warning and Spike fell off of her back. The dragon let out a quiet "oof!" as he landed with a squelch right in the fresh pile of poop that Twilight had just squeezed from her asshole. Suddenly realizing where he landed, Spike let out a loud moan as his small penis throbbed back to attention.

"I'll let you stay here, Spike," said Twilight as she adjusted her bags and headed towards the door. "You look like you're having too much fun." Spike just mumbled his affirmation as he grabbed a chunk of scat and brought it up to his nose to take a deep whiff, before bringing it down to rub onto his twitching dick.

The sour smell of urine and stale feces greeted her as she opened up the door. It appeared that many ponies had already gone on and about with their day, as lumps of pony dung lay in various piles in the street. In front of the house across from her castle, Twilight watched as a yellow earth pony squeezed out a few fat logs in front of their own porch.

When Twilight had first moved to Ponyville, she was surprised at the level of "personal relief" that the ponies in this town had grown accustomed to. She was no stranger of course to publically relieving oneself of the need to urinate or defecate, that was common even in Canterlot. However, one usually refrained from openly displaying such acts. The nobles in Canterlot typically took to the side of the street, or an empty section of the room to do their business. Here, it wasn't that uncommon for a pony to stop in the middle of whatever they were doing, and just spray a puddle or squeeze a turd onto the ground. Very quickly though, the young alicorn found this liberal concept growing on her. Now, she herself could be found evacuating her bowels whenever and wherever she felt the need.

Twilight walked down the street, headed for the center of town. There were things she needed to pick up today, mainly the acquisition of a new sofa for her study. The stains just wouldn't come out of the last one, no matter how many vigorous cleaning spells she shot at it. As she entered the main market district, she smiled as she saw Applejack setting up her own shop.

"Good morning, Applejack!" Twilight called as she trotted on up to her friend's stand.

The orange farm pony turned at the sound of Twilight's voice and smiled back. "Well a good morning to ya too, Twilight!" she replied in a chipper tone. She paused and sniffed the air for a second. "Ya wouldn't happen to be wearing a new perfume, would ya?" she asked knowingly.

Twilight blushed. "Oh, well, you know how it is with Spike and I..." she trailed off.

Applejack just laughed. "I know I'm just pullin' yer tail! Any other reason you're up this early? Wouldn't take you to be the type to be out and about on a Saturday morning like this."

The alicorn silently thanked her friend for the change in topic. "Oh I just had a few things I needed to get done, and I figured I'd get an early start." She eyed the contents of Applejack's pop-up shop. "Say, what are you setting up here?"

Applejack grunted as she lifted the last stack of burlap bags out of the back of her cart and wiped her brow before replying. "Oh well, ya know, Spring is here and I figured I'd try my luck at selling some good old, all-natural Apple Family fertilizer to help ponies with their gardening," she explained, gesturing the the bags.

"Oooooh, I see," said Twilight, nodding. "You did this last year, didn't you?"

The farm pony nodded. "Hoh boy I did! But this year, I brought along some help to keep up with demand." She waved her hoof towards the front of the cart. "Applebloom is around here somewhere."

Twilight eyed one of the bags. "Hmmm, I could use some fertilizer for my garden. I've been meaning to get started on that since last week." She lifted one of her saddlebags in her magic. "How much for a small bag?"

Applejack shooed Twilight's bag away. "Oh come now, you know yer bits aren't any good here. I'll hook you up with whatever ya need." The earth pony grabbed a smaller bag. "Applebloom! Where ya at?"

The young filly came bounding around the cart over to the market stand. "What's up, sis?"

Applejack handed her the small bag. "Twilight here needs a small bag of fertilizer. Wanna fill it up for her?"

"Sure thing, sis!" Applebloom eagerly took the sack and hung it on a hook next to the wooden stand, before climbing up onto the stand itself. She positioned her rear legs over the edge, and flagged her little tail up to reveal her tight lips and pert little anus.

Twilight's eyes widened as the filly's rear was practically presented to her. While she had seen Applejack do it last year, she hadn't quite expected Applebloom to be the one to do it.

The purple alicorn's thoughts were cut off as Applebloom began to push. An airy fart escaped her butthole before it opened wider, the head of a log appearing within the depths. It slowly slid outwards, and Twilight found herself leaning in closer as the smell of fresh filly poop grew stronger. The turd fell into the sack below, and Applebloom let out a small grunt as she began pushing the next one out. A tiny dribble of foal piss slipped out between the lips below her ponut from the exertion of pushing out her fresh manure, and leaked onto the growing pile below her.

Eventually however, the young filly pushed and nothing more slipped out of her colon besides a tiny fart. "There ya' go, Twilight!" Applebloom chirped, lowering her tail back down.

Twilight was about to thank the young filly before Applejack's voice cut her off. "For Celestia's sake, Applebloom, were ya' raised in a barn?" she huffed. The orange earth pony dropped what she was doing and went over to her younger sister. "Granny Smith always told ya' to wipe yer butt when you were finished!" Without any further words or warning, Applejack grabbed Applebloom by the dock, raised her tail and ran her tongue over her sister's dirtied anus.

It took everything in her power not to moan and her pussy literally gushed out into the street behind her. Unable to resist the temptation, she lit her horn and allowed her magic to play with her sopping wet cunt as she watched Applebloom receive a dirty rimjob from her older sister. It took her no time at all to reach an orgasm, her entire body quaking as her pussy squirted out a torrent of marecum.

Applejack finished cleaning her sister's ponut, giving it one last lick as she pulled away. Her tongue was stained a faint brown from the residual shit coating the tight orifice. "There ya' go, clean enough to eat off of!"

The purple alicorn watching coughed lightly before shuffling her back hooves, already getting aroused again. "W-well, thank you, both of you!" she said hastily grabbing the back of pony scat in her magic. "But I had really better be off! Gotta head back before Spike misses me too much!" With that said, Twilight teleported away, leaving the two sisters.

Applejack chuckled, looking down at her sister. "I wonder what's got her in such a rush?" she asked before leaning down and sharing a passionate kiss with the younger filly, allowing Applebloom to taste her own waste.

Twilight popped back into existence in the foyer of her castle, and tossed her saddlebags onto the floor. Spike was right where she had left him, laying in a pile of her shit, dick hard as a rock, and stomach covered in at least three loads of his cum mixed with Twilight's poop. He startled as she popped back into existence.

"Spike!" she screamed. "Fuck me, now!" The purple alicorn went over and leaned down in front of where he was laying, flagging her tail up and baring her dripping pussy.

The young dragon didn't need to be told twice, and he was on his feet in a jiffy, aiming his shit-covered cock for Twilight's waiting slit. It slid in with ease, and Twilight let out a moan as Spike began pumping his dick in and out. She could feel the barbs lining it flaring as he fucked her.

Her eyes fell to the bag of manure as Spike let out a lustful groan. Smiling to herself, she lifted it in her magic and floated it over to him. "Here," she said. "I-it's Applebloom's."

Spike paused in his thrusting for a moment as he took the sack and opened it up. As the smell of fresh pony shit wafted over his nose he let out a loud moan. He promptly scooped a claw into the pile and lifted some out, depositing the clawful onto Twilight's rump.

Twilight moaned as the soft, warm turds were pressed into her raised rump, and she ground her ass back into Spike's dick, encouraging him to keep rutting her. "Spiiiiiiike!" she moaned out. The dragon complied with her wished, and resumed his thrusting, but not before dumping the rest of the bag out onto the pony in front of him.

He felt himself reaching the peak as he continued to rub Applebloom's shit into Twilight's coat. The warm texture covered the alicorn's rear, and he got a nasty idea. He grabbed a sizable turd that had nestled itself near Twilight's rear hoof, and brought it up to below her dock.

The alicorn's eyes widened and she let out a lustful growl as she felt Spike's thumb pressing against her anus. The digit slipped in and wiggled around, widening the opening before pushing the lump of poop he had prepped into her rectum. Feeling Spike pushing Applebloom's shit inside of her butt pushed Twilight over the edge, and she let out a loud cry as she came, gushing over the dragon's cock.

As her pussy clenched around his penis, Spike felt her juices splash out over his crotch. He gave a few more fast thrusts before he bottomed himself out inside her, his knot swelling inside her as he came. His hot cum pumped into Twilight's waiting pussy, flooding into her womb.

Twilight let out a sigh as the warm liquid flooded into her. The two stayed still for a few moments, locked together by Spike's bulging knot. The alicorn flexed her anus, pushing the crap that Spike had deposited back out into his lap. It was really nice having a dragon around the house, Twilight thought to herself. Especially a male.

Author's Note

Expect more dirty, smut-filled adventures for our group of horny ponies coming up. I'm planning on this being a series of shorter, collective stories in the same "No Bathroom" universe, thus the "incomplete" tag. So hit this story up with a follow if you want to see more!