Equines don't know how to use bathrooms, therefore, in Equestria there are no bathrooms. Ponies are free to just go wherever they want: in the street, in the store, in the bed. It's just how things work. It wouldn't be that weird... if it didn't make everypony ridiculously horny.

TRIGGERS: Scat, Watersports, Exhibitionism, Foalcon, Rimming, Squirting, General Clop Just... really dirty shit going on idk stop making me list these things... I'll try to list all the specific fetishes at the beginning of each chapter.

A collection of short, connected stories about an Equestria without bathrooms, inspired by the OG Derpibooru:337772

A/N: I use this "story" as a way to test new ideas, or field kinky scenarios I have. If you have ideas for a new chapter, or a request/prompt, feel free to leave a comment down below or DM me.