CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Scat, Watersports, Exhibitionism, Blowjobs, Farting

It was the dawn of a new day for the Princess of the Sun. Morning court was soon, and unlike the previous seventy-six thousand, five hundred thirty-four days, today she would be on time. Celestia trotted down the hallway with a determined gait, ready to tackle whatever petty problems the nobles brought forth.

As she rounded the corner in the hallway, the alicorn felt the pressure pushing out at her anus. She hadn't had the opportunity to relieve herself privately this morning, and it was quite noticeable. While the scatalogical culture of Equestria was quite lax, it was somehow frowned upon for herself or Luna to relieve themselves publicly. Celestia was convinced that some ponies were even under the belief that the two royal sisters didn't poop at all. It was ludacris. Behind temple doors however, the royal guards definitely knew otherwise.

In the private annals of the palace, where the public was not permitted, the hallways could often times be lined with piles of princess poop. Celestia and Luna were known to gleefully defecate in the most obscure, and oftentimes conspicuous of places, and that their bowel movements were often followed by delightfully kinky romps. There was a rumor that a couple hundred years back, the royal guard had opened the throne room to find Celestia herself sitting on the throne surrounded by piles of her shit, and her pristine white coat stained a mucky brown.

So it was understandable that the guard standing at attention in the hall swallowed a nervous gulp as he saw Celestia round the corner with a strained look on her face.

The positioning of the guard did not go unnoticed by the princess. His placement in the hallway was just perfect for her to have a little bit of fun while relieving herself and also get to day court on time. What serendipity.

A predatory smile came across the alicorn's face as she approached the royal guard pony. She nodded politely to him as she passed by, and the stallion almost thought he had made it through the encounter without incident. However his eyes widened as Celestia lifted her iridescent tail up high as she passed.

Her glistening slit and puffy anus were exposed bare for all to see, and she angled her rump just slightly towards him. The white pucker flexed before parting ever so slightly, and a boisterous fart ripped its way out of her ass. The anal air blew into the guards face, and he did everything in his power to not breathe in, for fear of the effect it would have on him.

"Oops," chucked Celestia, brining a hoof to her mouth. "Better take care of this before I have to go sit in court for the next few hours."

She took position in front of the guard keeping her tail raised high, and angling her rump upwards with an arch of her back. She was fully presenting herself to him now, and he was doing everything in his power to not stare at her exposed plot.

With a grunt, Celestia pushed the contents of her colon outwards, and her anus flattened outwards before finally giving way and opening up. The head of a semi-solid log slid out, drooping down as gravity pulled on it. It bent over as more and more crap slid out, the angle of Celestia's ass causing it to slide down over her pussy and leave behind a faint trail of fecal sludge. The first log broke off after only a few short inches, falling to the floor between the alicorn's hind legs with a dull plop.

Unable to resist any longer, the guard's eyes darted back to the show in front of him just as another log began to appear. This one was accompanied by a bought of flatulence, blowing right into the stallion's face. This time he didn't refrain from breathing in, and the rancid smell of Celestia's fart caused his already hardening cock to flare to attention.

The second log of shit broke in half from the force of the fart, dropping to join the pile below as the rest of it slid out quickly. Celestia's now-vacant bowels let loose another gust of anal wind, and her anus was left slightly gaped. She let out a loud sigh of relief, before relaxing her bladder, and letting a weak but steady stream of urine to dribble out on top of the pile of crap she had created.

"It always feels so good to let it go," the alicorn said sultrily in a low voice as she continued peeing in front of the guard. She glanced back at him with a dark smirk, glancing at his underbelly. "Oh wow," she said eyeing his throbbing penis. "You like watching your dirty princess take a shit on the floor, huh?"

A low moan managed to escape the guard's clenched jaw, and his cock slapped up against his belly, desperately begging for attention. The light thwack caused Celestia to chuckle and she backed up a few steps, causing her pee stream to impact the metal chestplate of the stallion's amor. The last few dripple of piss splattered out against the metal plating, and the flow came to an end.

Now, Celestia's dirtied plot is just hanging below the guard's face. The shit smeared anus and dripping pussy aggressively demanded his attention, the bitter smells of piss and scat mingling with the sweeter aroma of arousal right beneath his nose.

"Mmmm, you want a taste, don't you," murmured Celestia huskily. "You're desperate to run your mouth over my messy asshole, my dripping snatch... You want to ravage your princess, don't you?"

The stallion certainly couldn't deny it, he'd give just about anything to dip his tongue down into that pot of honey hovering mere inches from his face. But this was the princess, and he would not dare give in to such perverse desires.

The princess let out at tsk of disapproval at his hesitation and eventual resistance. "Well then," she said, turning and mercifully pulling her ass out of his face. "I suppose I'll just have to get a taste of my own, then." With that, she ducked underneath the guard, and immediately ran her tongue along his exposed length.

A choked groan escaped the guard's throat as Celestia slobbered on his dick, her lips brushing up and down the marbled shaft. Her tail flipped back up and draped over his head, giving him an iridescent veil that thankfully covered his shame-filled eyes as another guard walked down the hallway past the two of them. The newcomer gave a quick glance to the pile of poop on the floor in front of the guard before wrinkling his nose and picking up the pace past them.

Celestia's muzzle pushed farther back, right into the stallion's hanging sack and inhaled the scent of his musk. Her tongue slipped out and caressed the orbs, gently pulling each one into her mouth. The guard above her moaned as she lightly bit down on one, and she chuckled.

"Oh you like that, huh?" Celestia giggled as she removed his balls from her mouth. "You like it when your princess worships your musky ballsack, don't you?" She laughed some more as he moaned his agreement, and went back to sucking on his balls.

The alicorn treated each one as a rare fruit, slobbering over it and taking it into her mouth. The cock above her throbbed as she did so, signalling the amount of pleasure he was receiving. He let out a long groan as Celestia gently nibbled on one of his balls, and a generous spurt of precum leaked out and soaked into her mane.

As she felt the sticky substance drip onto her, Celestia pulled away from the sack and ran her tongue along the length, before taking the head into her mouth. Then, with one swift motion, she took his entire cock down her throat.

The guard let out a loud moan that echoed through the hallway as the tip of his length hit the back of the alicorn's throat. Acting purely on instinct, he wrapped his front legs around the posterior beneath his head and bean to forcefully thrust his hips forward. In just a few short moments, he pushed himself over the edge.

Celestia felt the tip of his cock flare in her throat, and she smiled as his stallion spunk began to shoot down directly into her stomach. She felt his grip around her ass tighten as he fired round after round, before petering out. She slid the softening penis from her mouth, licking whatever cum was left from its length in the process.

"Well," she said, voice slightly raspy. "Thank you for the breakfast!"

He removed his front legs from its grip around her flank sheepishly, allowing her to crawl out from underneath him. She stood up in front of him, and gave him a coy smile as she wiped the last drops of saliva and semen from her lips with a hoof.

"Your services to the crown have been noted," she said huskily. "I have to run along now, but a bit of advice." She leaned in incredibly close to the stallion, dipping the tip of her hoof into the pile of horseapples she had produced. "If you enjoyed this, I might try getting scheduled for hall duty more often." With that said, she wiped her hoof across his cheek, leaving a deep brown stain of her own filth.

The guard sputtered as she kissed his other cheek, lightly licking his fur. She peeled away with a smile and a wink, and headed down the hall with her tail raised nice and high, giving him one last view of that heavenly rump before she turned the corner.

The doors to the throne room slammed open, starting the guards in their positions. They all looked relieved at her appearance as she entered the grand hall, undoubtedly worried that she would be a no-show. She also appeared to not be covered in pony scat, so that was an added bonus as well.

Celestia cast a warm smile at them all as she approached the throne. She didn't realize that she still had her tail flagged high, and that she was presenting her dirty posterior to all of them as she passed by. Nor did she take notice of the several cocks slipping out of their sheaths as the quiet fart she let slip on accident.

A quick glance at the wall told her it was two minutes past nine. Oh well, late again, she idly thought to herself as she settled on her throne. Celestia let out a chuckle as she felt the creamy remains of her shit smear against the seat.

She'd forgotten to have him clean.

Author's Note

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