The 1000+ Year Old Virgin

When 3 PM rolled around, Discord sauntered into Sugarcube Corner and greeted Pinkie, who was being relieved from her position by Mrs. Cake. “Good afternoon, Pinkie.”

“Hi!” She bounded over to him, doing a quick circle around him. “So, wanna go to your place or mine?”

“Well, considering you live here, we should go to my place. I don't want to bother the customers,” Discord replied.

“Ah, the upstairs is pretty soundproof, trust me.”

“Nonetheless, it may be best to just go to my house.”

“Okie-dokie-loki!” Pinkie turned to call to Mrs. Cake, “I'm gonna go hang out with Discord for a while, ya need anything?”

“No dear, I'm good. You go have fun now,” Mrs. Cake replied, giving a little wave.

“Yay! Alright, let's go!” Pinkie brushed against Discord's leg and skipped out of the bakery. Discord chuckled as he followed her. She was certainly enthusiastic. Once they were outside, he rested his hand on her back and transported them both to his dimension with a snap of the fingers. She grinned and immediately jumped up, letting herself float upside-down. “Woo! No gravity!”

“Indeed!” Discord jumped with her, drifting through the air. “Or at least, the gravity is optional. So, shall we go inside?” He gestured to his nearby house.

“Uh-huh!” She ran in midair over to the door and pushed it open, the hinges squeaking like a rubber duck. She giggled and went inside, letting Discord through before closing it. “Okay, lead the way.”

He took her up to the bedroom, and she took a lap around the room, nodding in approval. “Ooh, so intimate! Is this a king-sized?” Pinkie asked, running a hoof along the bed.

“Calihornia king-sized, in fact,” Discord confirmed.

“Awesome!” She beamed at him, resting her forelegs across the bed and giving her hips a little wiggle. “So, how do you wanna get started?”

“You're the expert, you tell me.”

“Haha, I don't know if I'd say expert... but okay! First, get on the bed!” She hopped up onto it, grinning as she bounced a few times. “Whoa, this is the springiest bed I've ever seen!”

“Not going to be a problem, is it?” he asked, laughing as he jumped up next to her. He had to use his magic to catch her before she hit the roof.

“Not at all!” She gave him a thankful nod and he set her down, and she instead laid down on her side and patted the covers in front of her. “C'mere, get comfy.”

He stretched out in front of her, and her eyes roamed down his body and back up. She hummed thoughtfully.

“Now what?” he asked.

“Just thinking about how tall you are, this is gonna be interesting.”

“I can shrink if you need me to,” he said.

“No, it'll be fine. You're flexible, right?”

“Very.”

“Then stay just like you are!” She booped his nose with a hoof, and taken by surprise, he chuckled.

“Very well then. Shall we continue?”

“Sure!” She shifted, rolling slightly onto her back and resting her head on a pillow, one hoof running along her side and over a thigh as she ever so slightly parted her hind legs. “So, what do you think?”

His face heated up as he checked her out, and when he got back to her face, he saw her lower her eyelids and nibble her lip. “Well, you're certainly very... alluring.” He's never thought about another creature that way before, but with the way she was presenting herself, he certainly couldn't help but find it pleasing.

She blushed. “Thank you.” She lifted her front hoof and gestured for his hand, and when he held it out, she pulled him closer. “Come on, big guy, get a little closer. You don't have to be nervous.”

“I'm not nervous,” he scoffed. Even so, his tail gave an uncertain lash as he climbed over her. She seemed so small under him, but she didn't mind in the slightest, just resting her forelegs around his neck and smiling.

“Hi,” she said.

Discord smiled. “Hi.”

She stroked his neck, and he bent it so that he could hold his face close to hers. Her hooves moved to his shoulders. “So, can I kiss you? It's okay if you don't wanna but I like kisses.”

“Ah, yes. Feel free,” he replied, and as she leaned up, he continued, “I've never kissed anypony either, never really saw what the big deal is, I mean what's so pleasant about touching your mouth to someo-”

He was cut off by Pinkie sliding her lips against his, and his eyes widened, a very pleasant shock going down his spine. Her skin was so soft and warm, and he closed his eyes and responded without thinking about it. It felt good, sending unfamiliar tingles of bliss through his body, but all too soon it was over and Pinkie leaned back. She stroked his cheek. “That's what the big deal is.”

He blinked his eyes open, blushing as he felt his lips. “I... I didn't realize they were so sensitive.” He shook his head, rolling his eyes. “I still think it's gross to push your mouth up against somepony else's mouth, I mean I don't know what they could have eaten, if they've brushed recently... seems like a recipe for infection to me.”

She giggled. “You're so weird. I like that about you.”

His heart fluttered and for a moment he just stared at her. Then he smiled and smoothly said, “So, what else do you like about me?”

She pulled him in close, nuzzling his nose and pressing little kisses to his lips. “Well, you're funny. You always make me laugh and laughter is the most important thing for friends to share! You know a lotta stuff and you're super helpful! Well, when you decide to help, anyway.”

“It'd be too easy if I solved all your problems,” he teased, tilting his head to give her a deeper kiss. He was starting to get into this. Heat spread all the way down his body when she slid her tongue across his lip, and when he used his own tongue in return, she quietly moaned for him. That made his ears perk, his breath hitching.

Pinkie leaned back, smirking at him. “That's fair. So, handsome, you wanna get this party started?”

He smirked back. “I sure do.” Remembering what Rainbow had said about learning his partner's body, he moved back slightly, running his palms along Pinkie's sides and dipping his head to nuzzle under her chin.

“Mm, that's it... do whatever you want,” she sighed, her hoof on his neck encouraging him down lower.

He lapped down her neck, hands traveling to her thighs and gently rubbing them. He felt her shiver and a small tremble ran down his own back. The appeal of this was growing more and more clear. He wasn't crazy about it, but it felt wonderful and the novelty of a brand new experience definitely got him excited.

Pinkie was quite vocal, telling him with moans and quiet whimpers exactly what she liked, and she had no qualms about tugging on his mane with her hooves and inviting him even further down her body. He knew what she wanted, but he took his time. He may not have done this before, but he's read enough literature to have a pretty good idea of what was attractive and even Rainbow had told him to take it slow. Now he was going to put it to the test. He nuzzled her round belly, sighing against her soft, almost plush fur. He swirled his tongue against her ribs, making her laugh and lightly kick her hind hooves, before moving downward.

He splayed her hind legs further apart, wanting to take a closer look at her.

“There you go, like what you see?” she giggled.

“You're lovely,” he said honestly. There was something quite exciting looking at her from between her legs like this, seeing her looking back at him with lustful eyes and a deep blush. He focused his attention back down, admiring the plump lips that were already slick and ready for him. Go down on her, Rainbow had said. He decided to give it a try, leaning in to run his snout between her legs.

Pinkie sighed out, back lifting slightly. He watched her face, and she held his gaze, pupils dilating and blush darkening. He looked back down and decided to experiment. He pressed his lips to her labia, feeling over them gently. She moaned, legs shuddering. Encouraged, he gathered her hips in his hands and pulled her closer, now kissing her. She felt even softer down here, fur making way for smooth skin, and as he nuzzled, he felt her open up for him.

“Ohh, Discord,” she murmured, and when he looked up again, he saw that she had closed her eyes, brows furrowing as she started to pant. “That's it... keep going.”

He listened, continuing to tease her, feeling her grow more wet. Her scent filled his nostrils, and he found that she was... strangely sweet. He used his lips to carefully ease her folds open, and then used his tongue, wanting to taste her.

She bucked, forehooves pulling hard on his mane. “A-aah, you move fast!”

“Need me to slow down?” he asked.

“Mm, no, I like it! You've seriously never done this before?”

“I haven't,” he replied, unable to help feeling a bit smug. “I'm just improvising like always!”

“Really? Oh, wow, you have a natural talent then. Give me more.”

Discord adjusted his posture and slid his tongue further out, lapping straight up her entrance. She moaned, thighs clenching against his face, and he moaned too at her taste. It was unlike anything else, weird and mildly salty, yet... sweet at the same time. As he kept going, the taste started to grow on him, until all he was focused on was that sweetness. He used long, slow strokes of the tongue, going up and down, and she jerked when he found a particular spot. After examining her, he realized it was her clit, and he focused on it, making sure he rubbed the fork of his tongue right along it with each lick.

“Nngh, your tongue is magical... aah, please, keep going,” Pinkie begged.

His ears perked forward as he listened to her soft moans and cries, thrilled that she had resorted to pleading. He felt fluid run down his chin and ran his tongue more firmly against her, speeding up. “You're really getting this wet, mm... all for me, huh?”

“Y-yeah, you just feel so good!”

“Hm, I've very glad to hear that.” It was with surprise that he realized this was turning him on. It wasn't a sensation he was familiar with, but he still recognized it and allowed himself to give in to it. He let his cock out of its sheath, dropping a hand to stroke it as he pleasured Pinkie. He groaned, far more into it than he usually was. He usually felt no desire to touch himself, but now the sensation was deep and electric, coursing down his spine all the way to the tip of his tail.

“Y-you're getting hard, aren't you?” Pinkie suddenly asked.

He drew his tongue back into his mouth and stared, hand slowing. “How did you-”

“My Pinkie sense! My right back foot just twitched three times! That happens when my partner is getting all heated!” She smiled at him, and he chuckled.

“You're very odd and I love that about you.” He lifted his head and climbed back over her, planting his knees apart and showing himself off to her. She swallowed, staring up at him.

“Whoa, you're really turned on,” she commented. “I didn't think I'd ever get to see you like this.”

“Have you thought about this?” he asked, reaching down to rub between her legs with his lion paw.

She bit her lip, moaning as she trembled. Then she said, “Heh, well... yeah, I actually have, I think about a lot of my friends this way. And once you started hanging around with us, I thought about you too. Especially after we talked about you being a virgin during Truth or Dare and I wondered what you'd be like... I always imagined you as being dominating. That'd be really hot, to just get plowed by a big stallion like you. Er, well...” Her eyes flicked up and down his body. “Not exactly a stallion, I suppose, but...”

“Close enough,” Discord replied. “Well, do you want me to dominate you?”

Her eyes grew large. “Yes, please!” she squeaked.

He rolled his shoulders. Time for the main event. He was so ready for this, his uncertainty had made way for utter confidence and he was eager to fully experience her. He slid a finger into her, making sure she was ready. She was nice and relaxed already, following his motions with gentle rolls of her hips, and he saw her lips form silent pleas. How could he say no? He only teased for a few moments before pulling his paw away and sliding his hips between her legs, prodding at her with the tip of his cock.

“Ohh wow, is that all you?” she asked.

“It's all me,” he purred. “You like?”

“I definitely like.” She wiggled herself against him. “Come on, show me what you got!”

He eased his way inside, knowing he was much bigger than a pony stallion, not wanting to hurt her. But she took him easily enough, closing her eyes and arching as he filled her.

“Mm, that is so good, please... more!”

He held onto her waist, rocking as he went in deeper and deeper. Her warmth surrounded him and he closed his eyes, letting out a throaty growl.

“Ohh my goodness, Discord, you feel so good... we should have done this ages ago!”

“I know, I've been missing out,” he grunted. “I think I see... what you ponies see in this now. Mm, may need to try this again.”

“Don't get addicted,” Pinkie warned.

“Hah, I don't have an addictive personality,” Discord replied flippantly. He thrust in further and Pinkie keened. “There's still plenty to go, think you can take all of me?”

“Y-yes, of course! I like a challenge! Give me everything you got!”

He settled into a rhythm, sliding in even further. The friction sent shocks up his back, and he felt up Pinkie's sides before finally reaching her head, where he just gripped her mane.

“Mm, go ahead and pull on it,” she whispered.

He tightened his grip and she whimpered his name. Her hind legs shifted and he suddenly wanted them around his waist. So he lifted a hand and sharply pulled them into position. Pinkie cried out and lifted herself to ride him more firmly, using her legs for leverage.

“Fuck, aah, that's so good...” he swore.

“A-ah, please, harder!”

“Are you sure? I don't want to hurt-”

“Harder!” she yelled.

Discord dropped his hands back to her hips and pulled her roughly to meet him, and she called out loudly, thighs squeezing tight around him. He felt her body clenching around his cock, as if trying to draw him even further in, and he nearly cried out as he sank in to the hilt, surprised and impressed that she could even take all of him. She really was experienced.

“Nngh, I'm so close...” she managed, easily meeting each of his thrusts, though he could feel her start to waver. “Please, Discord... just a little more, I'm gonna come...”

His stomach twisted. “Very good...” He ran his fingers through her mane. He was nearly to his edge too, she was so excited and it was so attractive, he was going to finish any second now. “Come for me, my sweet...”

Pinkie almost seemed to squirm, all her muscles tensing, before she finally gave in and finished. Discord moaned in pleasure as her body fluttered around him, and he kept pressing into her heat, and she screamed, “Aah, come in me, please!”

He didn't think about it, just sheathing himself completely inside her as he finished, everything seeming to blank out except for the pure ecstasy that overtook his body. He cried out with pleasure, shaking and instinctively rolling his hips into her as he tried to keep that high, but eventually it faded and he slowed, opening his eyes. She opened hers too, breathing deeply and looking dazed.

Discord rested on an elbow, panting as he reflected on what just happened. “Wow. So... I see what you were all talking about now.”

“Yeah,” Pinkie replied, setting her hooves on his sides and giving him a small nudge. “That was awesome!”

He pulled out and moved to lay next to her, and she flopped into his arms, smiling as she snuggled up against him. He idly stroked her mane, occasionally giving her small scratches behind the ears. “That was way better than I was expecting. I mean, up until now I'd barely even touched myself, I just wasn't interested and us draconequus aren't very lustful creatures, but... wow. That was marvelous. Thank you for having me.”

“And thank you for asking! You were so passionate.” She ran her hoof against his chest fur, sighing happily. “Such a stud...”

He chuckled, resting his head against her. “Are you alright? I didn't hurt you, did I?”

“Nah, that was amazing! I mean, yeah, there was a little bit of pain but I got used to it, it just made it more intense!”

“Haha, sounds like somepony's a little kinky.”

“You have no idea.” She looked up at him, raising her hoof to play with his beard. “I usually am pretty kinky in bed, but since it was your first time, I decided to take it easy on you.”

He snorted. “Well, thank you but I think I can handle anything you could throw at me.”

“That's good! Because I see sex like a cupcake. Vanilla is delicious, and totally fine to have... but every so often I love spicing things up with different toppings and... flavors.” She lowered her voice to a suggestive whisper. “If you ever wanna try something new... play with some of my toys... you're more than welcome to.”

His body tingled with intrigue. “I may have to take you up on that offer. Not now, and probably not tomorrow, but... one day soon.”

“Mm, just hit me up whenever...” She yawned loudly, “Whenever you want... Mm.” And then she dozed off, flopping against him and snoring.

He knew she was worn out but hadn't expected her to fall asleep. He didn't know what to do. Should he teleport her back into her bed, or just let her stay here? As he was considering it, he watched her face. She looked peaceful, cheeks slowly losing their blush but contentment remaining on her face nonetheless. Warmth glowed in his chest and he decided to let her stay. At least until she woke up. He started to move, but then she groaned and pawed at his chest, and he stilled. She mumbled something and stopped moving again, and he smiled, patting her back. “Alright, little Pie. I'll stay with you.”

Soon growing cozy with the small earth pony in his arms, Discord drifted off to sleep as well.