A drunk round of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance. Then again, he's not exactly opposed to it. He's just never bothered. Maybe he could give it a go. But with who?

Written entirely for fun! I really just wanted to play around with the virgin, probably asexual Discord concept. Also, drunk ponies. Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Chapter 1 contains sexual discussions, drinking, profanity, a striptease, and Twilight being horny! No porn yet.
Chapter 2 contains slightly more graphic sexual discussions but the porn still hasn't happened yet, hold your horses.
Chapter 3 contains what I'm sure you've been waiting for! Sex scene, involves oral, lots of kisses, and vanilla but passionate lovin'. Enjoy~

Meanwhile Chapter 4 and the epilogue are just to wrap things up. There MIGHT be a continuation but if so it'd be in a sequel, but that's completely up in the air right now.

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