The 1000+ Year Old Virgin

It was with pride the next day that Discord told Rainbow that she no longer needed to harass him about getting laid, because everything had worked out great with Pinkie. He declined to go into detail about the experience, simply telling her that he had fun but didn't see it as something he had absolutely needed to do.

“Either way, you did it!” Rainbow said happily. “Your v-card is hereby taken! Congrats!”

“You say that as if I've lost something,” he scoffed. “I didn't lose anything, I've gained a valuable experience and gotten to bond more closely with one of my friends. This whole virginity construct is a sham anyway.”

“If you say so. Congrats on the sex anyway! Now, could you please get out of my bedroom so I can get ready for Wonderbolts practice?”

“Oh, what's the matter, am I bothering you? I would hate to think that I'm being annoying. Being harassed while you're trying to go about your day really is upsetting!”

“I get it, I was too pushy about the virgin thing, I'm sorry. Now stop sitting on my uniform.”

Discord stood and tossed the uniform at her. “So long, my stubborn chromatic friend! Have fun at practice!” He waved until she waved back, then teleported away before she could say anything. He reappeared in Ponyville, where he hovered around to see if anything interesting was happening, before finally peeking in through the windows at Sugarcube Corner.

The main room looked completely different aside from the sales counter still being in front of the staircase. But all the desserts and pastries were rearranged, tables were in different places, the products on the shelves were reordered and he had no idea what the reasoning for the new arrangement was, if there even was logic to it. Even the decorations on the walls were moved around.

And in the middle of it all was Pinkie, laughing as she explained things to a frustrated Mrs. Cake and a bemused Mr. Cake, while the young foals Pumpkin and Pound Cake ran around exploring the new layout.

Discord laughed and kept flying. He and Pinkie really were kindred spirits. He had a feeling their relationship would only grow stronger from here on out. He alighted on the tallest building in town so he could pony watch, but his thoughts drifted off to yesterday. The physical intimacy was nice, yes, but he found himself thinking more on the before and after. Joking around with Pinkie. Laughing with her, cuddling and sharing food, just being together. It made his body grow warm and his heart do those odd flips. He wanted her again. Not merely as a sexual partner, but as a companion.

His gaze was drawn toward Sugarcube Corner, watching the ponies entering and leaving. So this was desire. What an inconvenience. It was no problem for him, but he could see how a weaker-willed creature could be driven to pursue such a desire against all common sense. He spent several minutes watching over the town before finally standing and going to see if Fluttershy was free. If anypony could help him figure out how he felt about Pinkie Pie, his longtime best friend could. But however things went in the future, whatever revelations he had, he knew he would always cherish that pleasurable evening.