Spike's Diary

Dear Diary,

Today, Pinkie Pie unleashed a wave of torment the likes of which I have never seen before. It surrounded us, it crept into every waking moment of our day, and for as long as I live I shall never again sleep without thinking about what has taken place here in Ponyville. What is it she's done? What horror did she let loose you may ask? Why...it was the pies! So many pies, so many flavours, so many places to find them! They were all over town, and I mean all over! I wasn't able to go anywhere without coming face-to-face with those things. And at first, sure, it was great to have so many tasty pies around. They were Pinkie's after all.

But then, as time sank in and the true extent of them began to be unveiled to us, I realised at last just what terrors we were in for. Pies in the morning, pies in the afternoon, pies at night, there was no escaping them! I was so stuffed that I just retched at the sight of them. I know! So much tastiness, yet I couldn't eat any of it! It was like my worst nightmare or something! Why, Pinkie?! Why did you unleash this terrible plague of pastry upon us?

Oh, wait, never mind. I just heard my tummy grumbling. So, if you don't mind, I think I'll try and find another one.