Spike's Diary

Dear Diary,

Yes, yes, I can hear you already? Another Birthday? So soon? Well, I can't help when Twilight and me were born, now can I? But I will say that this one didn't really go the way I'd have wanted. Oh, the day itself was fine, but what came after was an absolute nightmare! You see, after getting so many gifts, something just started to go wrong with me. My dragon instincts kicked in and I started collecting everything I could get my claws on. I couldn't stop myself, and it terrified me! More than that, I actually started growing! Before long, I was a monster, towering over everypony and everything. Who knows what I would've done if I hadn't been stopped?

And who stopped me, you may ask? Why Rarity of course! That wonderful, amazing mare managed to get through to me, even though she didn't even know it was me at the time. Her words changed me back and...um...I think she might possibly know I have a crush on her. She didn't say anything, but there was just something about the way she looked at me as we were falling to our death. Oh yeah, that happened. Probably should've mentioned that. But yeah, we survived, as you can probably tell, and I've learned a very important lesson. Don't. Get. Greedy.

Geez, these last few days have been exhausting! I hope you don't mind, but I'm just gonna go and lie down for a bit.