Spike's Diary

Dear Diary,

Okay, so...where do I start? So it turns out Shining Armour was getting married to Cadence, which was a surprise because neither of us knew those two were even a couple, so we all went over to Canterlot to take part in their wedding. But things got weird and Twilight suspected that something was wrong with Cadence, and none of us took her seriously because we thought she was being overly-possessive of her brother and all that. Things got bad when she blurted out some stuff in front of everypony and everypony turned their backs on her. And I'm sorry to say that I was one of them. Then, plot twist, turns out Twilight was right! Cadence was evil!

Actually, no, it seems it wasn't Cadence at all, but rather the Queen of the Changelings! What's a Changeling, you ask? No idea, I just found out about them myself. Anyway, Twilight and the real Cadence came back and exposed her in front of everypony, and then things got even worse. There was this whole army of them and they attacked. Twilight and her friends were captured and it actually looked like the bad guys were gonna win. But then Cadence reunited with Shining and they were able to beat them with the power of love! Yes, really. So the day was won, everypony apologised to Twilight for doubting her and the wedding went along without a hitch this time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go and take a long nap. Because guess what? Seems going through all this is pretty tiring. Yeah, who knew?