Untitled Displaced Fanfiction

Luna descended from the Heavens and cast a ray of destructive light onto Jonah's palace. It was deflected by a shield created through the combined magical efforts of Rarity and Twilight. Luna then delivered an ultimatum.

"I pride myself on taking the destructive option only when I have to. You have irreversibly brainwashed my loyal subjects and dear friends. Either you agree to be executed or I will summon an even more powerful beam that will not only destroy this palace and all of its wretched inhabitants, but the surrounding area that has been littered with corpses."

"EVIL BITCH!" screamed Jonah, spittle exploding from his mouth.

"Don't do it, boss!" said Marrow "I'd kill myself without you!"

Jonah wanted to make a world where emotion was king. Shame was a construct used to obstruct art from being made. An indirect form of censorship. One should always be open with your emotions and ideas even if they result in you getting literally crucified. To do otherwise would be moral cowardice. According to him, at least. As such, he rescued the ponies without shame and killed the ones that could not be de-shamed. Why would he leave the worthy ones under the rule of that caused them to be so incapable of original thought? Their inherent innocence would guide them.

He stepped outside to meet Luna.

"So you have a degree of honour after all! I'll ensure your death is nice and quick." she said as she charged up her magical beam.

Jonah then shot her with his glock, causing her to fall to the ground severly injured. He then untaped the two glocks from the fireaxe and chopped off Luna's head. He then headed into his room of well-paid, well-fed magical intellectuals and callously threw Luna's head onto the main table.

"Find me a way to use this thing as an orbital weapon! I want to destroy the rest of Ponyville!" said Jonah.

Melchior cackled maniacally. Jonah began to wonder if ponies truly had inherent innocence or if Melchior was just that fucked up.

Cthulu then sprung up from the area outside the palace and challenged Jonah to a rematch. Jonah went out to meet Cthulu. Cthulu then immediately impaled Jonah on a spike arm tentacle thing. Seeing this, Marrow killed herself rather than be without her precious liege.

"How could you?" shrieked Jonah as he gargled blood. He then shot Cthulu with is glock, causing his wounds to heal themselves.

To Be Continued...