Dragon and the Moon

by Silver Butcher

Chapter 1 - Heading out

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"-and that is why Tobikadachi is the best Legendary Mégamon out of all of the Legendaries from every Generation!," Luna Declared, Her room was a mess of Games and books, Spike stared at her from under a pile of Blankets as she stood on her Bed.

"Alright," he said as he added notes to a half full notebook. "Now that that's done, let's move on to tabled motion F, The Most improved Final Form Evolution based off first from Basic stats." Luna nodded.

"Alright, Allow me to present Tadnobi or Tadichi and Ninjeco as the best Evolution pair." Spike rubbed his snout.

"Oh, Celestia dammit." Spike looked up at her. "Ninjeco has nothing but speed at its disposal, not to mention that its special attack is actually lower than both of the Tabs! now Cactnium and Cactonix are a good candidate, Cactonix has the better defense, attack speed-"

"It's Health is so low." Luna replied rubbing her snout "One crit hit and boom, bye-bye."

"That's why it has such high Defence!" Spike shot back before they could go farther the sound of the door opening drew their attention as a Group of maids and servants looked in.

"Princess," one of the maid said nervously "Your sister wishes for your presence, Mr.Dragon sir, you have also been called by-" Spike waved and Luna got off her bed.

"To be continued then." the two said in unison as Spike packed his notebook, the two walked out into the hall and covered their faces.

"Sweet mother of mine what time is it!?" Luna demanded as she covered her eyes.

"How is it already day!?" Spike added as he mimicked Luna and shielded his eyes.

"It's 2 pm." One of the Maids said with a bow before entering the messy room. the two muttered as they made their way to the throne room, where they found Twilight trying not to nod off while Celestia looked threw the morning reports.

"Alright sister, since I know you, the Maids are packing up the entire room and having it all taken to Twilight's Castel, where they will bring back her stuff while you and Spike take a nice relaxing Carriage ride to Ponyville so everything will be ready for you when you arrive.

"Oh that's not necessary," Luna said with a wave "I can teleport the both of-" Celestia light her horn and spell stuck to Luna and stretched the Twilight, the sound of a Grandfather clock rang out and the two princesses blinked.

"Your Sleep schedules have been swapped, Twilight Its time for you to be heading off the bed."

"But I'm not sleepy yet." Twilight replied "I have so many questions to..."

"Hey, Twilight." Spike said getting her attention as he waved "Bye."

"Be good to Luna, and don't think you can get away with not doing your chores..." the was a dim light from Celestia's horn and Twilight blinked. "I...I...I think I'm ready for bed now that I think of it." She muttered groggily as Celestia undid the effects of the Potion Twilight had been given the night before.

"Come now, my friend." Celestia said as she patted Twilight's back "Let's get you to your bed for the next month. and as for you." She added looking to Luna "Just take the Carriage, you said you wanted to get out, so why not have some fun, see the open roads of our kingdoms before you spend a month sitting in Twilight's Castel doing nothing." with a wave Celestia lead Twilight to her Bed. Luna and Spike watched them go.

"I think she just suggested you where lazy." Spike said scratching his chin "I think." Luna frowned at her sister as she left.

"Fine, let's go take find our Carriage and head off to my temporary home for the month."

"Yeah, I was gonna play Equestrian Kombat X when Twilight finished her Reading bender, guess I get to play it a little..."

"Didn't the 11th one just come out?" Luna asked as the made their way out of the room.

"Yeah but it's super expensive, besides I got all the DLC with it." the Two continued talking about the game as they made their way out of the castle, down a few stairs and found a cart waiting to take them from Canterlot to Ponyville. The Carriage itself was Driverless and looked, to Spike, Like a Giant white Pumpkin. The door's opened up for Luna as she got in and snapped shut as Spike was still climbing in, sending him sprawling across the floor. "Typical," he muttered as Luna helped him up chuckling.

"Sorry about that." She said as they took their seats "The doors close when somepony takes their seat, that was my bad."

"It's fine, just the Universe fucking with me," Spike muttered, "So how does this thing...?" Spike's question was answered before he could ask it as the cart began moving, "Ah...now we can continue our talk as to why Cactnium and Cactonix are the most improved pair,"

"I think you mean the Tads and Ninjeco,"

"Nothing but speed," Spike replied

"Nothing but defense," Luna shot back, Spike looked out the window for a moment before glancing over at Luna.

"I'd say Ninjeco could go suck my dick," he said calmly "but it was not very effective at anything not speed based"

"Bitch that is it, pull out your game system," Luna replied as she teleported her's to her hands "My Ninjeco will kick you Cactonix's ass!" Spike pulled out his game system and the two sat in silence until they began making their way down Caterlot mountain, "Mother fucker!" Luna screamed in rage. Spike deadpanned her,

"Type advantage," He said simply, "Grass beats water, Defence beats Speed," he flipped her off "Cactonixs wins," Luna muttered angrily, before taking a deep breath,

"I'd be mad, but seeing how the current scoreboard is me at 23 and you at 4 I guess you need some tiny victory today, Spike blinked,

"Ninjeco still sucks,"

"Fuck you to Spike, wanna play again,"

"I most certainly do,"


Author's Note

and the shitty one line reward goes to Spike (and me for coming up with that not very effective joke)

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