In what was supposed to be a routine holiday, I find myself catapulted into a place i couldn't of imagined even if i was smashed, high and insane. A cool place, no doubt, but still absolutely crazy in its own way.

What follows is the tale of my time in Equestria and how I came to find myself surrounded by horses, horse gods, flying horses, pointy horses and a menagerie of strange situations. Pull out a chair and sit down, let me regale you with myth, flights of fancy and some kind of fake butter.

For this is how I went To Nowhere and Back

This is my first time publishing a fanfiction, and i have no doubt that i will need to re-write it later, or that it may be filled with a plethora of oversights or mistakes.

I will thank you for being patient with me, and hopefully i can provide something you would be content with reading.

Chapters will usually be written every 3-4 days, unless of course circumstances do not permit it.