My Little Destroyah

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Chapter 07 - Crimson Nights and Moon Shine

Though Destroyah was not at full strength, it only took another day for the kaiju to fully heal and be discharged from the hospital. Destroyah was currently helping the CMC rebuild their tree house. Though it hated the task, it knew that it would look good to the other ponies, further ensuring its place as a solid member of their society until it was time for the kaiju to reveal itself. Applebloom had taken the lead, expertly using various tools to mend wood and place boards in their respective places. Destroyah was just around for the heavy lifting. Once it was done, it tapped her on the shoulder.

"Have you done this before?"

"Nope!"

The little filly went on her way, leaving the kaiju standing confused and slightly dumbfounded. The kaiju shook its head, realizing her stupidity. It looked up to the sky as dusk approached, unfurled its wings to feel the soft cool breeze wafting underneath its thin membranes. With a pump of its massive draconic wings, Destroyah was easily several meters off the ground. The demonic kaiju skyrocketed forwards, slicing its way through the clouds. It was making its way for Canterlot. After a few minutes of flying the grand city was close, within visibility. It flew closer and closer and closer and- *SMACK!* The kaiju smashed head-first into a large bubble that encased the castle, leaving a large crack where its horn penetrated. Destroyah pulled itself free and descended to the entrance, still slightly dizzy from the impact.

"Halt intruder! Oh by Celestia what are you?"

Destroyah raised its head to see a pure white unicorn in armor and a blue mane.

"I have an appointment with the blue princess."

"You will address her as Princess Luna."

"You dare give me orders?!"

"I can and I will!"

"Stand down Shining Armor!"

"Princess?!"

The blue alicorn in question landed gracefully next to the kaiju.

"He is our guest and we will not have you tormenting him... nor make him smack against our city's shield like a bird on a window," She stifled a slight laugh. "as humorous as it was."

"But milady! Look at him! Are you cert-"

Luna's eyes had turned slitted and teal, her maw now full of razor-sharp teeth.

"Thou wants to speak of looks?! Stand down!"

Shining sat back on his haunches, raising his front two hooves. "I'm out!" That was all he said before bolting. Luna now returned to normal, gladly welcoming the kaiju into her castle with open arms.

"We are sorry for the security. Any unauthorized personnel flying too close art to be swatted out of the sky."

Luna began to trot to her tower and the kaiju followed her, getting many strange looks along the way as usual. The kaiju and princess remained stoic and unreadable until they arrived to a pair of large obsidian double doors. Luna's horn lit up and the doors swung aside with ease despite their girth. Destroyah entered the chambers and was awestruck. The ceiling itself was made of the night sky: black and filled with constellations. In the middle of it all was an artificial moon. Destroyah looked around, noting the dark blue and silver canopy bed. Next to that was a large balcony. Opposite of the bed was a large, silver vanity mirror and a dresser. Luna had moved over and taken off her regular clothes, placing them next to a set of silver armor plating. Luna trotted over and slid rather smoothly into the bed. She patted a spot next to her, indicating for the demon to enter as well. The kaiju moved over to the bed with cautious steps, not sure what would happen next. It had never received this sort of kindness before and was rather uncertain about her motives.

Luna giggled at its cautious behavior. "We are not going to bite!" Luna found it amusing that a pony more monstrous that herself was moving cautiously around her, but at the same time it made her sad that even a stranger was nervous around her.

Destroyah finally decided to sit next to Luna, looking all around the room, admiring its dark beauty.

"So where art thou from?"

"We are from a very different place. A different relm if you will."

"Really? Doest thou have any family?"

"We look out for each other, there is no one else."

"Interesting. Pardon our rudeness but art thou male or female. We wish to be sure."

"We have no gender, at least ever since the Oxygen Destroyer struct."

"Oxygen Destroyer?"

"Our existence has to thank for that beautiful machine. My species has existed for billions of years, entombed and dormant in the Earth's thick crust for millennia but when the Oxygen Destroyer was unleashed, we... changed."

"How so?"

"We gained unimaginable power, the power to control all, the power to mend oxygen. Unfortunately, out strength has diminished eve since we transferred through dimensions. However, we can still control and manipulate the element, that is a feature we will never lose. My species is so ancient that our means of reproduction are not like those found today, we breed asexually. We divide like cells to increase our numbers and then reform back into larger units to adapt to the changing world around us."

"Interesting. So this 'Oxygen Destroyer' mutated your species and now you have no gender?"

"No, we have never had a gender, being one of the first life forms to appear on Earth. The Oxygen Destroyer merely gave us unspeakable might. Why do you speak so much of gender? is someone thinking lewed thoughts?"

Destroyah gave a devilish grin, aided by its needle-like teeth-filled maw, as a red blush crawled its way over Luna's muzzle.

"N-no, tis a lie!"

Destroyah simply gave her a sly smile.

"W-well anyway we are making a new drink. We wish for thou to try it with us."

The moon in the ceiling opened up and a hose with a clamp on it snaked out. Luna unclasped it and held two glasses under it as the clear liquid poured into them.

"We call it Moon Shine."

Luna levitated it over to the kaiju who eagerly accepted the drink. Destroyah, thinking that this 'Moon Shine' might have a taste similar to the coffee it drank earlier, bit down on the rim of the glass with no delay and threw its head back, taking the entire glass in a single shot. All was silent for a few moments. Luna was wide eyed and outright shocked, still waiting for a reaction. Destroyah simply ran its tongue over its serrated teeth deeply, enjoying the warming feeling of the liquor in its thick throat.

"That was impressive."

"Y-y-you drank it i-in one shot..."

"We waste no time when ingesting, especially when it's good."

A few hours later and both the ponies were several drunk, both having consumed several gallons of liquor. Luna nudged a swaying Destroyah.

"He- Hey. W-we gotts somethin' ta' show ya."

Luna's coat darkened, turning black. Her eyes became teal and slitted and she grew in height. The only things that remained unchanged where the ethereal mane and the large red blush on her muzzle due to the Moon Shine.

"D-dude. W-we ca- can top that!"

Nightmare Moon snorted. "Try u-us."

Destroyah nodded and prepared itself. After a few moments of uncertain and drunken swaying, Destroyah managed to disperse into its original, micro forms which congregated to form a cloud of red sparking energy. The dispersing of the creatures also dispersed the liquor within them, releasing them from their drunken condition. Returning to a stable state in a flash of light, the creatures reformed into their aggregate form. The hideous beats stood before Nightmare in all its glory: pincers snapping, jaws gaping, tail lashing. The beast truly showed Destroyah's demonic nature but Nightmare Moon was too drunk to notice any difference. She stared for a few moments before falling to the ground laughing.

"That l-looks sooo weird a-and cool a-a-at the same t-time!"

Destroyah reverted to its pony form, returning to its drunken state as well, and the beast also collapsed onto the floor, laughing itself to death. Its mind was so stupefied that it was unable to realize that a change in form could dull the effects and so, Destroyah remained severely drunk along with its 'playmate.'

Another hour or so later and the two of them were still far from sober.

"S-so then, w-we said t-the night w-will last for-forever! Y-you should h-have seen the l-looks o-on their fa-faces!!"

Nightmare Moon was leaning heavily on Destroyah who was able to keep its stance for the movement. They were both clearly drunk out of their skulls as they lay upon Luna's bed.

"Y-ya want to kn-know what the m-moon is made of?"

Destroyah somewhat swayed its head in a nod.

"M-moon pies.."

"That's not possible..."

"AH! L-look at yo-your face! N-nah! Its a b-big ass rock. M-my s-sister gets a ball o-of fire, we ge-get a rock."

The next morning, Destroyah was asleep, slumped over a dormant Nightmare Moon. Destroyah's chin was resting over the top of her neck and its draconic wing draped over her body. Her wing was further down resting on its body. In the doorway stood Celestia.

"What has been seen cannot be unseen."

Celestia turned on a dime and walked as calmly as possible out of the room. Destroyah stirred in its sleep, awakening to a very painful headache by the sudden intake of light from the crack of dawn.

"Owwwww."

Destroyah looked down to see Nightmare clutching her head.

"Oh this hurts soooo much. You take over Lulu."

Again Nightmare shifted forms, reverting to Luna. Luna sat almost comfortable. It appeared as though Nightmare had taken the brunt of the hangover.

"Morning."

Destroyah flinched. Even her soft voice infuriated the evils in its head, tearing at its mind.

"Remind us to never drink that again. The substance is a virus!"

Luna giggled. "Sure thing!"

To be continued...