What a wonderfully fucked up life (rewrite)
This is odd
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This is also gonna have some reverse render roles stuff in it like with fashion and jobs and personality. This means timid and small stallions and tough large mares with the exceptions of a few like Mac and shining for the stallions and Fluttershy for the Mares. I hope yall enjoy it comments appreciated just not too harsh, please.
This is odd
(POV John/Jekyll)
"Beep...Beep...Beep."
My sleep was interrupted by a loud beeping sound and as I opened my eyes I saw an off white room, "Where the hell am I."
"Beep...Beep...Beep."
I looked to my right to see a large medical monitor which I immediately turned off silencing the beeping sounds. "Now what next." I touched my thigh only to find my pistol absent and as I looked around the room I could see my mangled clothes off in the corner. "at least I still have underwear," I said standing up and detaching multiple wires from my body.
"Thud..thud..thud," three knocks came from the door to my left before a voice called out. "Hello, are you alright in there your vital monitors just stopped working so if you could say something to notify us if you're ok."
"Um I'm fine," I yelled before continuing. "Hey is there any way I could get some clothes and maybe have my stuff returned?"
"We can get you some clothing but your weapon is currently elsewhere due to this being a hospital we don't allow firearms within the building." The voice said. "I'll be back in a few minutes with some clothes."
"Alright thanks," I hear her walk away from the door and down the hall. "Ok so revolver is gone but I still have my powers right so that means I can build more weapons if need be."
"Thud...thud...thud," three more knocks on the door.
"Hello?"
"I'm going to put the clothes right outside the door and I'll walk away so you can grab them," she once again walked away and I quickly opened the door grabbing the clothes and closing the door again.
"now what type of clothes did she get me...what is that?" In my hands was what looked like white short shorts with pink flowers and a yellow shirt. I then checked the tag because I was certain that it was the wrong set only to find it had the words "Male size Medium" on the tag. "What the hell is this...you know what fuck it I'm just gonna build myself some armor.
(POV Nurse Redheart)
I hope he likes the clothes their the latest fashion for males even though his frame seems tougher than any male I've ever come across.
"Hey um I think you gave me the wrong clothes but It's cool I just built some armor," the boy's voice came from behind the door but I gained a shocked look as I opened the door to see whatever he could mean. "I assure you that is the latest in male fashi-what the buck, "In the place of the boy stood an armored being it was pure black with red highlights on the joints and on the chest, I watched as the creatures left hand was covered in the black metal that seemed to appear from nothing.
"Cool ain't it," these were the only words he spoke while holding the clothes out to me. "Don't worry about the clothes I'm certain they just labeled it wrong," I watched as it tested the joints of the armor and stretched in all different ways.
"If you ready then follow me, please," I began walking at a brisk pace hoping that the princesses wouldn't mind if he was early.
(POV Luna)
Why in mothers name did Celestia have to wake me up it's not like she needs help in court. I walked into the dining room where my sister along with the elements of harmony were speaking with each other. as I entered I managed to hear the edge of Rainbow Dash's sentence.
"Then he was all like fwoosh and shot fire from his hands before he got shot but what's even crazier is that he powered through and blasted a hole through the griffon as big as my head."
"Twilight is what Rainbow is saying true," asked my sister as I sat down beside her.
"It's true princess personally I don't know if I should be afraid or not because on one hand, he was defending himself but on the other, I just keep thinking about how that," she pointed to a strange small musket that resembled the minotaur's revolvers. "Blew a hole the size of a pony's head in his opponent."
"Um sister what is going on," I asked.
"Oh yes sorry about that Luna we were talking about something interesting that has occurred," she stated. "Do you remember the anomaly I sent the elements to check out."
"Yes, I do sister what of it."
"It seems to have brought a new creature with it."
"BANG," the doors slammed open as an armored creature fell through the door.
"Ow, what the hell who keeps a flaming bird as a pet," It said from the ground.
"Who are you?" I asked it.
"Oh hey you must be one of the princesses Red was talking about my name is Jekyll pleasure to make your acquaintance."
"My name is Redheart," said a disgruntled nurse who followed him in.
"Sure thing Red," said the creature as it rose from the ground. It was quite tall for a male at least but I easily towered over it.
"Hello Jekyll I am Princess Luna and this is my sister Celestia," I said to him. "To her, left are the elements of harmony Princess Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash."
"Hey, are ya'll the ones who brought me to the hospital?"
"Yes we did darling," said Rarity.
(POV Jekyll)
"Well, thanks for the assistance," Man the girls have got some weird ass names. "Hey uh princess you guys might wanna check on what clothes you give to the hospital the ones Red here gave me were put as male when they were obviously female."
"Jekyll that was the latest in male fashion I've said this like twenty times."
"Nope definitely female or like really really gay and while I ain't a homophobe I ain't gay."
"Oh dear mislabeled clothes are no good the probably were grey sweat pants and a black jacket," said Rarity...I think.
"Nope white and pink short shorts and a yellow shirt."
"But those are male clothes."
"Just forget about it," said Red.
"Where did you get that armor?" asked Celestia.
"I made it using my abilities."
"Abilities?" she said looking at me like I was insane.
"Yeah, I can control and build with technological constructs, construct missiles from nothing, and manipulate any kind of gas."
"Interesting so that's how you made the armor."
"Yeah and hey can I have my revolver back you can keep the bullets but It was a gift."
"Fine but we keep the bullets," she said unloading it and handing the empty gun to me.
"Sure thing," I said smiling underneath my helmet as I used my power over technology to slowly build bullets within the revolvers chambers. "I'm glad we're getting along."
"Yes so am I," stated Luna.
"Not to be rude but do you have anything I could eat I'm starving."
"of course come sit with us and you too Redheart."
"Thank you, princess, but I have other patients to attend to."
"Later Red I'm sure I'll see you again."
"I really hope not," she said walking away.
"So what's to eat."
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