What a wonderfully fucked up life (rewrite)
I hate busses
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Hello, there my name is Abyss and this is the story of a mortal being who I have chosen. This story as most stories do must describe their main character. For now, his name is John a young boy who is leaving his school for summer break. He has brown curly hair with blue eyes, his skin while not pale is still not very used to the sun, he has a lean build while he is not a weak nerd he is most definitely not a jock. Oh looks like my time is up you get to watch the real show now.
(POV John)
Finally, it's over with my last week of school, I thought to myself while looking at the ground. No more homework, no more tests, and no more dumbass buses.
"HONK!"
"Wha," the loud honk of a bus was the last thing I heard as I felt my right arm and leg be pushed into my body their bones splintering and acting like shrapnel shredding my insides. I then felt the buses' wheels run over my spine snapping it in half and turning any organs that were still left from the initial impact to a sticky red paste. I barely felt the warm asphalt beneath my skin and on my exposed flesh as my mind shut down...
(POV Abyss)
"Hey yo Johnny boy wake the fuck up."
"Wait where am I?" I looked around the black void setting my eyes upon the beast that sat in front of me. "Well shit, I'm going to hell."
"John you aren't going to hell but you aren't going to heaven either," My smile which had grown upon hearing the first part disappeared immediately. "Instead you have won the power lottery."
"The what?" I look at the odd being.
"The power lottery is a way for mortals like yourself to entertain almighty entities like myself."
"So this is basically all you do."
"No, some times I smash dimensions together to see what happens or give unruly mortals to my sister Slaneesh," the being shivered.
"Well I'll be compliant then"
"Then pull the lever to your right it's like a casino game but instead of money, you get powers."
"Ok then," I pulled the lever and heard a voice come from the machine. "Pull the lever Kronk"
"Heh, it does that when it decides you get to be OP now while you do that let's randomize the world and its way of thinking."
The machine stopped and produced three holographic images some of which moved. The first stated the words "Gas Manipulation," the second said "Missle Generation," and the third said "Technological Constructs."
"My my never see those before now let's check your world," he turned to the other symbols and sighed.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"You have the honor," he spat like it the words tasted horrible in his mouth. "Of going to futaquestria where the men are small and the women are big if I were you I'd stay away from populated areas."
"Oh so what no?"
"I am gonna break the rules a bit cause of your unfortunate luck and give you a few things number one a bit of knowledge that will come in handy with the tech you make, two some armor that while not strong can still easily deflect swords and has lightening enchantments on it ,and three a bull barrel revolver that fires superheated rounds using a miniature surge drive as a propellant," the mentioned items teleported upon my body with my clothes being replaced by a skintight undersuit and my pistol strapped to my right side.
"And the kn-AHH!" I felt a sharp pain in the back of my skull as memories and blueprints for multiple creations as well as the know how to design new ones."Damnit a little warning next time please."
"Eh," was all he said. "Now go enjoy your new life and don't screw it up," was what he said before levitating me out a portal. "damn mortals."
(POV Princess Twilight Sparkle)
"Hurry up girls Celestia said that the magical pule came from over this hill," yelled the purple alicorn.
"Calm down Twi," said a hat wearing orange pony. "Shy is a bit slow after that fall down the hill."
"Oh sorry about that I guess I'm just excited."
"And why exactly are you so excited dear," said a white unicorn.
"Celestia and Luna both designated this as a dimensional rift and they both felt something come through they gave us the task of finding this thing and bringing it to them," She then along with the others finally made it over the hill only to see a griffon hunter shoot the being they were looking for and for the being to return fire blowing a hole the size of a watermelon in the griffons stomach. The being then promptly took off its helmet and empty the contents of its' stomach much like some of her friends.
(POV John)
Goddamnit, I had somehow managed to bump my knee against a rock and even through the steel armor I wore I could feel the shock of being dropped from the portal. I Surveyed my surroundings finding nothing but a lake, a few rocks, and forest beyond the clearing I was in. But then I heard it the shuffling of leaves as something moved around in the brush and there I saw it just in time the sharp glint of an arrow being released from the bow. I pulled back just in time the tip glancing off of my chest plate. Holy fuck, not two minutes and I'm already in danger after a short time I pulled out my pistol only to hear a deep chuckle and see...well something walk from the woods.
"Well that's interesting not many have been able to dodge my shot before and from your time back there I can tell that you've been thinking to allow me to introduce my self I am Razor Claw and it just so happens that your arrival scared away my prey but I've decided that you can feed me for three times as long so I'm sorry friend but you must die," he had loaded another bolt into his crossbow this one seemed to glow with an intense heat. "Hmm I see you recognize that the bolt has been enchanted this one will explode with concussive force if it does not penetrate your armor and before you die what's your name?" he asked.
I answered without a second thought. "Name's Jekyll now die bird," I growled out before I clicked my fingers igniting the gas within my palm and using it like a flamethrower. "Ha, knew it'd work."
Razor claw squawked like a chicken leaving behind his burning crossbow and pulling out a large flintlock pistol. "No you die freak!" he yelled firing the pistol which due to its' red glow was easy to be recognized as enchanted.
"BOOM!" The large blast wave shattered my left arm and tore apart my front armor but I wasn't out quite yet I aimed my revolver at the bird thing and pulled the trigger blasting a large hole in him. "Oops," I said before rolling over and throwing up from the large amount of gore that used to be the bird thing. As my sight faded I manage to see six figures running towards me.
Author's Note
Hope you enjoy this rewrite comments appreciated just don't be too rough
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