Chapters Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
Author's Note
So, my first Mature story. This was in demand, and I decided to publish it. Anyways, the italics mean these clips are flashbacks, and as for italic quotes, they are gonna be thoughts.
Prologue
Flurry Heart ran across the alien landscape, crying into her hands. She didn’t know where she would be running to, nor did she care. She is a white-furred alicorn pony with a purple mane that had a blue streak in it, and she wore a bright pink dress. She used to have shoes, but they were lost in the last biome, yet she didn’t care how dirty her clothes got. All she wanted to do was run away. Why?
Well, it all started back in the Crystal Empire. She was busy playing when the caribou first attacked from their home in the Frozen North. They had snuck into the Crystal Empire and used their magic to poison the Crystal Heart, reshaping it and transforming it into a very vulgar version they called the Crystal Cock, which spread a sickness poisoned the mind of males and females alike, turning the males into savage, rape-hungry brutes that had raped the females into submissive sluts craving for their master’s juice.
She was the only one who managed to escape, and the only one who was immune for whatever weird reason that even she did not know. She could remember it all like a bright sunny day.
Flurry Heart opened one of the doors in her home, and saw something that she did not want to see at all. Shining Armor was completely naked, grinning with murderous intent as he repeatedly wedged his privates into Cadence, stripping her clothes in the process. Once the clothes were completely taken off, he casually plucked the feathers off her wings and covered them up entirely before going to the other side.
The worst part was, as he wedged his ditch into her mother’s mouth, was that she was not using her magic when he was busy turning to the other side, and had a look of pure bliss on her face, and she was on all fours. She looked in horror as Shining cut of her horn.
Flurry suppressed a scream when she realized that she had to run for it. She had snuck into the books about anatomy, so she knew about sex, but the way her father was behaving just screamed red flag to her. She soon came to see the guards doing the same thing, with the males raping their female counterparts. She soon saw them notice her, and did the only thing that came to her mind.
Run.
But, that wasn’t the only thing, she realized. She still had magic! So, Flurry Heart cast a long-range teleportation spell and went to Ponyville. Hopefully, her aunt Twilight would know what was going on and how to reverse it. She has to know!
True, she was safe from the caribou at the time. And Twilight was nice enough to protect her while she had Spike send a warning to Celestia and Luna. Unfortunately, Dainn had stole power from Cadence, and was using the former Crystal Heart to poison as much land as possible, which went down to Manehattan.
They had stole technology, using it to fuel their conquest even further than the reaches of the unholy Crystal Cock, namely trains and zepplins, which moved faster than even the fastest fliers themselves. In seven weeks, the caribou had made it to Ponyville.
The other five members of the Mane Six were raped before their eyes, and they ran to the only safe place that was left: Canterlot. But even then, it wasn’t that safe for long, as in under a day, they managed to creep in.
She had personally seen Spike, turned into a full-grown adult, bust in, already brainwashed by their spell. Apparently, Discord had fled the coup with Fluttershy, saving her before she had been completely corrupted.
The dragon’s barbed cock dripped slightly as the last pieces of clothing were stripped off the purple alicorn’s body. Flurry Heart looked in horror. Twilight kicked the sexual organ with her bare foot before charging her horn. “Go, Flurry! I’ll deal with him!” Twilight yelled.
“But… what about you?” Flurry Heart asked.
“I’m afraid it’s too late for me! This spell will get you towards a random world with inhabitants that can raise you peaceful-oh goodness!” Spike’s phallus had finally gotten itself into Twilight’s vagine. “Go! You’ll be safe!”
“Aunt Twilight, no!” she yelled as that last spell activated, sending her into another world. Flurry Heart looked around, calling for her aunt.
And that’s how it all started. As soon as she found herself in the new world, she didn’t take time to admire the scenery, she ran the opposite direction she was facing. She felt like they were still going after her, and she did what Twilight told her to do: to run.
She ran from the forest she wound up in, through the grasslands, deserts, caves that can be accessed through pipes, weeping into her hands, with the fur already soggy. Whenever she did run through a town or a city, she didn’t notice the inhabitants, who had looked at her with curiosity and more and more pity as her dress got dirtier.
She didn’t care if her feet had rocks in them, she just kept running until she had reached a volcanic area, where the intense heat had finally gave her exhaustion, and, without anything to fuel her, Flurry Heart passed out, lying on the volcanic rock. She was glad that it was all over now as the last moments of consciousness faded away.
But, that was not the end of her story. As three beings came up to her direction. The first two beings were small, brown, mushroom-like creatures with mean-looking faces, stubby feet that lacked toes, and had no arms. They were being commanded by the third creature, which looked significantly different than the two Goombas.
The creature was a bipedal turtle-like creature covered in yellow scales all over, except for his head, which had green scales, and he had a light beige-colored snout and belly. His shell is a green color, covered in ten white spikes with orange rings. On his head, there was the beginning of two horns, and he had a lock of red hair on him. All he wore was two metal cuffs and a white bib with a mouth on it. This was Bowser Jr, Prince of the Koopas.
“Prince Junior, look!” One of the Goombas said, pointing a foot towards Flurry.
“What, if this is another I Spy game, then…” What he saw was a strange, unconscious creature in torn-up clothes, lying face-down in the middle of the volcanic landscape. It looked like it walked on two legs, judging by the obviously human-like hands and feet. But it was covered in white fur, and had a pair of feathered wings emerging from its back and what looked like an equine tail made up of purple fur that had a blue stripe, matching the mop of purple and blue hair covering the creatures head. “Do you know what that is?” he asked.
“No, we’ve never seen anything like it.” a Goomba said as Bowser Jr walked towards the unconscious being and turned it over, revealing that it was a her. She had ponylike ears visible from atop, poking from her hair, and a spiral horn like that of a unicorn’s that grew on her forehead, and her face was covered with purple fur, with an equine muzzle where a nose and mouth would be on a human.
“Neither have I.” Bowser Jr replied as he put an ‘ear’ to her chest. She still has a pulse and she’s still taking shallow breaths. “Good. Still alive, we have to take her to Dad.”
“How does he know it’s a her?” the Goomba whispered to his partner.
“And you two can carry her to him.” he said, electing groans from the Goombas. “Don’t be such babies, I’ve seen you push boulders twice her weight while training.”
“Do we have to?”
“Fine, we should call a Sledge Brother.” Bowser Jr replied.
“Deal.” both of the Goombas said, as Bowser Jr put her on them. True, they buckled down a bit at first, but they managed to keep her weight up.
Pretty soon, they made it to Bowser’s throne. Bowser Jr was pretty much a mirror of his father’s own youth, and Bowser was much larger. His muzzle was more pronounced, as was his horns and spikes. He had two spikes on his tail, and his hair was more of a mane and a pair of bushy red eyebrows. He had two spiked cuffs on each of his arms, and a spiked collar went around his neck, and he did not wear a bib around his beck like his son did. “Dad! There was an unconscious girl lying around!” Junior said, running towards his father.
Right on cue, a burly, yellow-scaled turtle with a green shell walked in, carrying said girl on his back, with two Goombas following him. “Lay the girl down gently.” Bowser said, and the minion did as he was ordered, gently laying the girl down on her back. The Koopa King began walking towards the direction of the unconscious girl before picking her up and studying her looks and features. “After eight hundred years fighting your archnemesis, you would think you’d see everything.” Bowser muttered.
“Sir, what should we do with her?” the Sledge Brother asked.
“She’s obviously still breathing, and I could feel a pulse, but she will not be living any longer unless someone gives her medical assistance.” Bowser then carried the girl in his arms and handed it back to the Sledge Bro. "We need to take her to the hospital, stat. Hopefully, she will wake up soon. And while you're at it, it looks like she is of a species that wears clothes, so go get something clean for her to wear."
"Right." they all said before running towards the hospital. Bowser hoped that the girl would retain her memories when she wakes up, if she wakes up. They could get some clues on what happened to her and where she came from. Whatever the case is, as long as she's here, she is not leaving his sight until the mystery is solved.
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
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Normally, she would expect something less flashy, but the throne room was beyond massive when compared to Canterlot’s throne room. The ceiling was cavy, supported by strong pillars like tree trunks, and waterfalls of lava went from behind the side walls. It looked like those dwarven mines from the comics she read before the caribou attacked, except there was less cavernous rock and more stone bricks, and there were even orange gems placed in an oddly symmetric fashion, with red banners bearing a cartoon of a black, beastlike face with horns surrounded by laurel leaves hanging from the rocky ceiling.
“Wow, and all the colors give off a fiery feel to this place, and it is huge!” she whispered to her new friend as the Shy Guy simply nodded in response as he continued pushing Flurry Heart through the bright red rug.
But, after eight pairs of pillars, and behind a red curtain, the throne came. It had smaller pillars of its own going around on either side, and it was atop some steps, which the rug come over and stopped right where the throne was. It was a golden color and made of stone, the bottom part looked like it was made of bricks of sorts. Is it stone or dyed concrete, she wondered, and the tops of the arms were circular at the ends and higher than the rest, made of metal. She could make out a circular top to the throne, with nine spikes with black edges. And sitting on it, was something reminiscent of the Koopas, but he was bigger, even taller than the tallest unicorns she had seen plus their horns!
The scales on the sides of his torso, his arms, his legs, and his spiked tail were a golden color with a muddy brown tint on them, yet they shined like the Crystal Heart had once did before it was curropted! His belly was covered in light beige plating, and had a white rim around his shell like the Koopas did, but his forest green shell had ten spikes on them. His feet were not the toed feet she had, but were clawed, as were his hands, which had three fingers and a thumb instead of four and a thumb. On his greenish-brown head, above his muzzle, sat a set of marvelous horns and a mane of bright red hair, complete with bushy eyebrows.
Beneath his eyes, which were as red as the brightest fire ruby she saw, was the power and might of a powerful warlord with years of experience behind him, and a fortunate bit of a soft side for children behind as well. He continued looking at her as the red-hooded Shy Guy moved her up the stairs before stopping just a few meters before stopping and bowing.
“Greetings, young one, I’ve been expecting you.” he said in a deep and somewhat gruffy voice as he put his elbow on one of the armrests and put his head on his fist, exposing some of the red velvet behind him. “I am Bowser, King of Darkland. And what of you, Flurry Heart?”
“How did you know my name?” she asked, almost startled.
The Koopa King only chuckled at this. “As soon as you left, your temporary doctor told me of what your name was, but he said that you hadn’t told them why you were out. Care to explain to the class, Miss Heart?”
“I felt that royalty would be my safest bet as to why I am in unfamiliar lands by my lonesome, and… what happened to my kingdom.” she answered. “And, the Flurry and the Heart parts of my name are the same name.”
“Fair enough, and-wait, wait wait! Your kingdom!? Are you-”
“-a princess?” Flurry Heart answered. “Yes, I was. I was a Princess of Equestria, and one of the five alicorns born in the Crystal Empire, a city in the northern parts of Equestria, and a soon-to-be nation.” she answered before looking at her wings and feeling the spiral horn on her head. “Of course, being an alicorn would require a great deed, and many ponies were born into one of three races: earth ponies, who don’t have wings or horns, yet are equipped with great strength, pegasi, who are equipped with powerful wings, that, when properly trained and cared for, can propel the host to supersonic speeds, and unicorns, who only have a horn on their head, which they can cast spells with. But, if unicorn horns are cut off or have a suppressor on them, they cannot use magic.”
“Huh, neat.” Bowser muttered. “Your kind looks like these animals called horses, which had vastly different proportions, walk on all fours, and only go in a set of browns. But what makes alicorn ponies so special?” The Koopa King made a mental note on reclassifying the ponies of his world as horses so not to offend Equestrian ponies, which were bipeds.
“Well, alicorns like myself, have all three traits, all three races in one! Alicorns are equipped with the brute strength of an earth pony, the wings and endurance of a pegasus, and the magic-producing horn and abilities of a unicorn, all to a greater scale, and the magic from stronger alicorns cause their manes to flow. As such, we were thought of as gods due to that and our immortality, but we aren’t. But, nearly all of us have ascended, and there are five of us in total.” Flurry Heart explained. “Celestia and Luna were both born earth ponies, Mom was originally a pegasus, and Auntie Twily was born a unicorn before she ascended, and that was before I was born. As for me, I am the first naturally-born alicorn. I do not know why that is the case, but it is, wings, horn, and all. But, I have the suspicion that I might be the last.”
Bowser’s eyes widened. “The last, what do you mean!?”
Flurry Heart did not know how the Koopa King would react, and took three deep breaths before speaking. “For the first eight and a half years of my life, it was pretty normal by the standards of a princess. Mom and Dad were as happy as a couple could be, and they were truest of lovers indeed, and ever since I was born, it shone as hard as ever.” She smiled at the memory of her eighth birthday before breaking into tears. “But all that changed when those meanie caribou came in and corrupted the Crystal Heart, reshaping it into some evil contraption that poisoned everypony I knew!”
“Poisoned? Were they killed?”
“Worse, they turned Daddy into a meanie like them! He had a mean look and was jamming something into Mommy, who was behaving oddly, too! And she did not even struggle as he had her de-horned and de-winged! Mommy looked happy about it, too, almost blissful! So, I ran away as fast as I can, and the guards were turned into meanies by that dark magic, too! The stallions were doing that same thing to the mares, and shouting out mean words, like that f-bomb that Mommy and Daddy tell me not to say. What was once the Crystal Heart was now something they called ‘The Crystal Cock’, and I was the only one to escape!”
Bowser’s eyes widened, but he refused to speak. Talking can come later, he wanted to hear the end of her tale. But, that Crystal Cock sounded inappropriate. She must have heard them talking about it.
“Those meanies took me by surprise, but I managed to see Aunt Twily, and she kept me in her castle as they can combat that meanie and his followers, but guess what!? Whatever force was sent out was tainted, too! It was like those zombie comics, only that we were quickly becoming outnumbered! In mere weeks, they got to Aunt Twily’s castle! Her friends were becoming something the caribou called ‘sluts’ and we had no choice but to flee to the only safe place left: Canterlot, the capitol of Equestria! But those meanies had managed to get a way into it, and I saw Celestia and Luna’s literal CORPSES get raped by the meanie king Dainn of those stupid caribou, are they literally dead, I don’t know, they seemed to be active, but the red hole in the center of their chests said otherwise. But that’s when Spike had burst into the castle, and HE'S TURNED MEANIE, TOO!”
By now, Flurry Heart was weeping tears so hard that they were practically flowing down the stairs like a river. Bowser was irregularly breathing now.
“He stripped Aunt Twily of her clothing, but as he began to rape her, Aunt Twily shot a spell at me that was supposed to keep me safe. She said that she wanted to get me to some people who would peacefully raise me, and then, I found myself with nothing else to do but run in this alien landscape. I did not care how hot or cold it was, or how torn my dress was, I just kept on running and running. I felt that they were still chasing me, and I kept on running without any stopping, but, I soon fell unconscious from exhaustion, and then I woke up in your castle’s hospital, and, that was it.”
Bowser’s breathing became louder and more erratic, and his teeth grinded and he clenched his fists tightly. “CARIBOU!!!!” he yelled, causing the entire throne room to shake as bright blue fire spewed from his mouth. Flurry and the Shy Guy were forced to cover their ears at this volume, which brought forth a ringing sound that lasted for a few seconds as Bowser caught his breath before slamming his right fist on the armrest. “Grr… I have done so many bad things in my life, but there are lines that I would not cross! I have kidnapped the same princess over and over, turned SEVEN kings into animals, I have literally went to the moon and back, and nearly took over the entire universe!” He once again slammed his right fist onto the throne’s armrest. “I MIGHT BE A WOMAN KIDNAPPER, BUT EVEN THEN, I HAVE MORALS AND STANDARDS THAT I HAVE TO ABIDE BY!!!” he roared out, thankfully not as loud as tge last time he did it. He quickly took several more deep breaths as smoke came from the sides, causing Flurry Heart to yelp in surprise, which had brang Bowser back to his senses, and he stopped, and began to resume in a quieter tone. “These… caribou, as you called them, have no decency, do they? From what you described, I am not so sure. But I do know one thing for certain, they need to pay.”
He then looked straight at her with a look of rage and sorrow. “In all honesty, I really am sorry for you. But, once I figure out where Equestria is and how to get there, I will kill them off and restore the minds and bodies of your loved ones to their states before those rapists raped their minds,” He said, getting up from seat. “That, I promise!”
“Pinkie Promise?” she asked.
“Urgh, fine.” he said as he crossed his heart. “You have a good heart, kid. Now, Charlie here will be going to lead you back to the hospital room. As for me, I’ll have my top Magikoopas look for Equestria. But, we may need some samples from you to do it, which is also why I am sending you back to the hospital. And, if you are very lucky, I may drop by with Junior from here to there.” The Koopa then nodded to the Shy Guy, who began pushing Flurry Heart’s wheelchair back to the hospital.
But as for Bowser himself, he proceeded to go back onto his throne, thinking about what he had heard. That poor little kid had suffered for a long time, and, being a father himself, felt heavy sorrow and remorse for her. That poor girl had been thrusted into his kingdom by a series of events beyond hers, his, or anyone's control. Those stupid caribou were nothing more than mind-raping and actual-raping savages, which had poisoned Equestria with their magic and caused a turn of events that fucked the former princess's mind up really hard. He then proceeded to pull out a walky-talky. “Yo, Kamek!” Bowser yelled out through the walky-talky he was holding. “I have finally figured out where that girl came from, and trust me, it’s not gonna be pretty.” That, he knew very well.
Author's Note
Anyways, Chapter Three is up. Looks like Kamek is collecting knowledge about what is happening as well. Tune in to Chapter Four: Preparations, to see what will happen next.
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
With the addition of Discord’s abilities in the equation, Project: Vulcan was working even more efficiently. In just a few hours, they followed the trail of trace magic until it reached a solar system a few light-years away. The trail was small, about two inches thick, but it was enough to locate the planet. All he had to do was get hooked up to the equipment to show the display and guide them through the trail of magic.
With the draconequus’s abilities, they applied it to a magic map and photographed it so they could see the extent of the caribou’s magical taint. Equestria was completely covered in a grey blob, representing the Caribou Empire, save for a rainbow colored magic that was covering the Everfree Forest. The greyish-black blob had expanded southward, but it did not go towards the Undiscovered West.
Discord was pretty experienced, and Fluttershy was busy practicing medical abilities, as well as basic combat. She never really was the type to fight by any standard, but she knew that it was a necessity to freeing Equestria from Dainn’s hold. They all knew. And speaking of Fluttershy, he thought of her. “Discord.” the lead Koopa said in a knowing tone. “Thank you for helping us locate Equestria. You can go now if you wish.” he said. The spirit of chaos and disharmony just smiled and snapped his fingers, going straight to Fluttershy’s room.
The yellow pegasus had her hair cut to a shoulder-length, as was her tail, and her manestyle was adjusted to suit its new length. She was currently wearing her dress, dangling her bare feet from her perch on her bed. “Fluttershy…” Discord looked at her. “We are going to go home soon. Get ready.” he said in a calm manner. Fluttershy looked at him and nodded in a knowing tone before speaking.
“I’m scared, Discord.” Fluttershy replied. “Flurry Heart’s nine and she’s been training for battle for six months straight, and I’ve just started my own training.” She then clenched her hands and shed some tears. “I’m scared, Discord. It’s been nine months? What has become of our friends, our family, our-”
“Shhh, it’s gonna be okay, my dear sweet Fluttershy.” Discord said while he pulled her into his embracing hug. “I am having those same thoughts right about now, but, save it for when we are in the fight, kay?” She nodded solemnly. “I know, Fluttershy. But, look at this, it’s only been nine months into the Fall, so, the mind control is still fresh, which means we can be able to save them.” Discord said. “If I were at full power, I would’ve, but, in the end, we can still rely on one another to finish a task, as Sparkle had told us. Look, I may not have been the best friend for her, but I will not make the same mistake as before.” Discord then got her off the bed and into her shoes. “Now, we must go. I have finished my job, and the map is currently being delivered to Bowser. I may just be dreaming, but maybe we’ve picked the right choice through this wild adventure of ours.”
Fluttershy looked at Discord before going into a smile. “Thanks, Discord. Now, all that is needed is to prepare for the upcoming storm.” Discord nodded, and walked out the door to go to his room, leaving the Bearer of Kindness to think things through. She did know one thing about this, a whole new world of crazy has opened just so they could get Equestria back.
Shortly after a satellite and a magic-scan map, along with the traditional map that Discord poofed up, were brought to the Koopa King, work was immediately out on building stargates to the country of Equis, on Bowser’s orders. Already, a year had passed since the Fall had officially begun, and everyone was pretty anxious. Flurry Heart had finished her training and gotten her first suit of armor, and hopefully to her, her only one.
Flurry Heart’s new armor was a blueish color, and the magically-enhanced alloy that it was made of was forged to look like crystals, similar to the Crystal Heart before it was transformed into the Crystal Cock. The main metal was a darker blue, but there were some places with the same blue as the original Crystal Heart. The metallic plate armor had covered her chest, shoulders, elbows, the backs of her hands, her waist, and she had a pair of boots and a helmet that can hide under her hair, save for the hornlike structures on either side of the helm. The rest of the armor was chain mail and gold lining, with the occasional purple lining. It covered all of her body, save for her wings, head, and tail. Her new weapon was a halberd made from the same alloy as her ‘Crystal Mail Armor’. A black handle with a dark blue blade that had a miniature replica of the Crystal Heart in it accompanied a decent medium-sized shield of the same style, with a Crystal Heart in its center.
The Crystal Halberd and Crystal Mail Armor were not made of actual crystal, but the alloy set was made in honor of the Crystal Heart, which was reshaped into something very vulgar by the caribou in order to spread their taint across the Crystal Empire. She gazed upon her new armor and put her right hand on the chestplate. “Soon, I am going to wear this suit of armor in my fight to save Equestria.” she said. “I never wanted to know what killing something would be like, but I guess I have no choice in the manner.” Flurry Heart couldn’t help but to compare her future actions with the past of her aunt.
Both her and Twilight fight for a good cause, taking down villains, but while Twilight and her friends had brought forth the magic of friendship across Equestria, she is going to be a literal soldier in a war against an Equestria occupied by a civilization of megalomaniacal rapists, and she had not even earned her cutie mark yet! There are similarities and differences that parallel each other, which is pretty strange, in the long run.
It was getting dark by now, that, she knew. Fortunately, she was already in her baby blue pajamas that she got, and walked back to the dorm, she, and recently, Fluttershy and Discord temporarily live and into her bedroom. There, she went into her bed, turned out the lights, and yawned before going to bed.
Two days after that, in the Keep, Bowser was gazing through the window and into the seemingly endless sea of lava. It was hightide right about now, and the smoke from the volcanoes had not been up for quite some time, revealing a dark night sky, with the only other lights besides the castle being the lava itself, shining a bright orange. Darkland may not look like a place you would want to live, but it is very valuable because of all the ore in it, and the Castle was more like a giant city, built to withstand the magma it was built upon.
But there was Equestria, a new country for him to discover. If Celestia and Luna were still alive and enslaved, he would’ve set them free, but with them dead, and Twilight not really being the ruling type, and with a race of rape-hungry male supremicest brutes currently dominating the land and brainwashing the ponies, he will find out what to do with them, his current plan was to take it over and be the better king. He may not have had the best person or done the greatest things in his life, but he is the type of person to treat people of both genders with respect and dignity. The caribou, they were abusive, and he was one hundred percent certain that they all need to die.
And he will be their executioner.
“Just you wait… caribou.” he said, his tail thumped on the ground as he crossed his arms and glared into space with a determined look. “You may have taken out Equestria, but I will not be so willing to give up. Not with what you forced an innocent CHILD to see.” he took a deep breath and exhaled. “You not only took over the country, but you cheated. You brainwashed the males into your idealogy and made them rape their loved ones. That, is something I will not stand for! Not no way, not no how!”
The Koopa King held out a picture of Fluttershy and five other ponies. The picture was originally located in Fluttershy’s cottage before the caribou invaded. She went to save that picture before fleeing into the Everfree, but a caribou commander chased her into the forest to rape her, but he was only stopped by Discord. These xerox machines were something alien to his little, well, aliens. Equestria’s most advanced technology was just a bunch of pipes and dials comparable to ENIAC, one of humanity’s first computers, no offense to them.
“Soon,” he said. “Soon, I will raise my sword against you stupid caribou fiends, and I will take the reins of rulership and undo as much of the Fall as I could. But still, there are these incest children that would remain.” He did not know what to do with them, but he would not order them to be killed off or anything, he’d probably just throw them into other families and let them raise them like normal kids. “You, on the other hand, have had this idea for goodness knows how fucking long, and it makes me sick just thinking about it! But times are going to change as they always do...” Bowser couldn’t help but let a chuckle. “You better turn the night light on when sleeping, because Koopa’s coming to town!”
“Um, King Bowser?” a voice said. Bowser slowly turned to see a Magikoopa in blue robes coming up towards him. “I apologize for interrupting your rants, but the Stargate is fully built right now. What are your orders?”
Bowser looked at his old advisor for what felt like an eternity, but it was actually two minutes before he regained his senses and spoke. “Kamek, the large trucks are wood, stone, and metal are to build a single large fort.” He handed him a map of Equestria. “We shall place that fort in the mountains of the Undiscovered West. We should have more to spare, with that forest being immune to their magic, we could rebuild the old castle Flurry Heart kept talking about to secure our foothold on Equestria. I’ll give the details later.”
“As you wish, King Bowser.” Kamek replied, nodding before summoning his broom and flying out into the distance, towards the direction of the portal room in Bowser’s Castle.
“Just you wait, caribou. Just you wait.” he said as he walked back into the castle, planning some serious hell for the caribou to pay. The portal to Equestria was already up and ready to be activated, they’ll test it the next day.
The Undiscovered West wasn’t a very explored place. Even though the Caribou had taken over the land of Equestria, they didn’t care what the Undiscovered West was, nor did the rulers before them. But that unwillingness to explore the area would be a bit of a hiccup. A blue rift opened up in the coniferous forest, scaring some forest animals away as a metallic circle appeared out of nowhere.
Out of the Stargate, a red-shelled Koopa Troopa came out and looked around the area before one of them looked back at the Stargate. “Huh, the other endpoint materializes behind us when we exited it. Thank goodness we’re not stranded.” he said as two green-shelled Koopas leaped from the portal behind him. Suddenly, a whirring came in the earpiece he wore and he turned it on to hear the one speaking to him.
“Bowser speaking, are you there, Kevin?” he asked.
“Loud and clear, your Highness.” Kevin replied. “Although, this landscape doesn’t seem that kind of ‘alieny’ to be exact. I was expecting something strange and bizzare.”
“Hey, I had Flurry Heart look between our world’s plants, and see which ones are familiar to her and are alien. There ain’t any supersized mushrooms, but the basic flora like trees have similarities to our own, as do the animals, but with a change in proportion.” Bowser replied through the earpiece. “Remember the device I gave you?” he asked.
“One of my acquaintances has it.” he said, gesturing to one of the Green Koopas, who had pulled out the device he was talking about and handed it to him. It looked like a toy remote.
“Well, press the device, and it will scan the magic residue, namely Flurry Heart’s with the natural background magic of the world you are in.” Kevin nodded as he examined the device in his hands. “But there’s a warning, the device won’t work if the world you are in lacks said background magic, but give it a try and you’ll know.”
Kevin pressed the remote, and it detracted a miniature satellite dish that scanned the magic around them before proceeding.
Robotic Voice: MAGIC PROTOCOL, STATUS, MATCH
“It says it is green.” the Red Koopa said as he looked at the remote.
“Excellent. This Stargate will be where we build our fort.” Bowser replied. The three Koopas looked at each other before looking at the forest. “That’s all you need to do, you can go back through the Stargate again. Remember the end point will remain where it is, but it will essentially be useless unless we reactivate it.” And with that, the three Koopa Troopas jumped back into the portal. The upcoming storm, being six months into a promise, has finally begun.
Author's Note
This is the basis for Flurry Heart's armor, except in my story, ponies are plantigrade anthros and she has a shield with her. Please give hugs and kisses to the person who made that.
Heh, next step in Koopa conquest: build a fort.
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
“Attention, troops. You are assigned to participate in a war to purge a race of rape-hungry brutes known as Caribou.” a voice echoed through the speakers as groups cosnsisting of eight or of twenty, most either Koopatrols, Hammer Bros., Shy Guys, or Goombas walked in a synchronized march through the hallways of the castle. “Please march to the Stargate for further instruction.”
On the built-in roads to the mines, Koopa Troopas drove trucks carrying stone and ore came out of the mines, with the ore trucks going into the smeltery, where alloy tool heads and beams were loaded onto trucks themselves. There were also trucks for wood and others were for food. The artillery foundry was also busy. Airships were being crafted in the hangars while other trucks were being fitted with missile launchers. The Conquest of Equestria was not like the previous conquests, as the Koopa King had a reason to declare war.
The Caribou were not like any race that he had seen, or heard. Bowser had heard some information about them from Flurry Heart, but when they launched their new satellite into orbit around Equis, he was even more horrified. “Stupid caribou!” Bowser snarled as he looked at the images that were gathered by the satellite, smoke billowing from his nostrils as he looked at image after image with anger. “I have heard bits and pieces from the three survivors of the Fall, but this is even WORSE! I mean, who in the right hemisphere of the mind would name a drink Cum Juice! That’s just plain DISGUSTING!” Due to the satellite being enchanted by magic, they could see far more, and even go on street view.
Fluttershy had gathered several photos, which he is glad she did, but he was furious about how much the Caribou had warped Equestria. He had a sneaky suspicion that they would brainwash the ponies into thinking it was always that way, and there was no Equestria. That thought just made his blood boil, but he had to keep calm. “Keep it together, Bowser. After you wipe that race to extinction and cleanse the minds of those that they corrupted, have a team focus on supervising the reconstruction of their culture.” Bowser proceeded to push a button and print the images before turning the screens off.
He proceeded to walk across his castle before looking at one of the many balconies to see troops marching, being accompanied by trucks full of food, weapons, and supplies, as well as some flying units going above them. Civilians watched in awe from their built-in homes like a parade was going on. The castle even has its own farms, with farmers growing far more crops and slaughtering more animals than usual, as his kingdom was preparing for a presumably long war against the Caribou, if his calculations were right. It has been about a year since his son had found Flurry Heart, and the newly-built Fort Vulcan was half-way complete, although supplies were still being sent into the Stargate.
The Koopa King, Bowser, grabbed a double-sided trident in his left hand, and looked at it at every angle. He hadn’t used melee weapons most of the time, but for the Caribou, things are going to get messy. Bowser whistled, and onto his call, a white half-sphere with a green rim and propeller and clownlike face came in. The Koopa King simply hopped on his Clown Car and flew to supervise the project. Unbeknownst to him, a white dove with a blue ball tied to its neck flew over him before swooping down to observe the army.
It was a peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom, albeit, too peaceful. It has been a little over a year since the last attack from the Koopa King, and, so far, nothing. Luigi had won a huge mansion and was tricked by King Boo twice, and after that, Mario saved Sarasaland from a purple alien by the name of Tatanga, and fought Donkey Kong over a bunch of toys, but that was just about it. The Toads were at first, curious, and everyone that Bowser was finally giving up on his plots. But, the absence of the Koopa King’s voice was suspicious, and there was nothing interesting that had come up about Darkland, except for the fact that whatever peeping eyes that crept on were driven away, yet none of them were killed.
In the Toadley Clinic, a Toad of unknown age, dressed in a purple robe, with a veil over his face and two golden earrings, watched over on his crystal ball. “Birdley, could you fly closer to the ground, I want to get a closer look.” Doctor Toadley said as his bird complied and went down to observe the army marching towards the other end of the castle. “Is Bowser raising an army? He is? Do I know what it’s for? I don’t.” Toadley replied to the others that were in the room with his. “Where is he taking all those supplies? I don’t know that, either.”
“Thanks for helping us, Doctor Toadley.” Starlow, a yellow Star Sprite, answered. She was in the room along with Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Yoshi. “But, Bowser usually doesn’t send his troops to that direction, if I am correct. I swear, even after a year of silence, that guy is still up to no good.” The Star Sprite looked down at her ‘feet’ and sighed. She never liked Bowser at all due to his constant antics and deeds, and always watched her back ever since the big galoot stole the Star Rod.
“(I know, right?)” Yoshi replied in his own language. Despite being simple chirps, a normal man can understand it, which is kinda creepy. Yoshi’s race had dealt with Bowser ever since he was a baby, and he was always a big thorn on the side. “(But, it seems as if he is not attacking the Mushroom Kingdom. Where is he going?)”
“We don’t know just yet. Birdley’s following them.” Toadley’s intern replied. The crystal ball displayed the bird’s eye view over the castle, flying across the city.
“Wow, I never thought that Bowser’s Castle was this… big.” Starlow said. It far less edgy than she had thought it would be, and even looked like a functioning city. She had seen two different versions of Bowser’s Castle, and she always thought that the constant destruction had caused him to modify it. The rest of the crew were also bewildered. Even the Mario brothers had gone so far into Darkland, because of the vast lava sea that went beyond the castle that they thought Bowser lived in, it wasn’t long before they found out.
First, they investigated Bowser Castle, but it was surprisingly abandoned, and nothing was found in the windows. They wondered why Bowser would do such a thing, but they found a strange boat sail behind it, and followed it. The real shocker came from beyond the giant sea of lava, dotted by islands of volcanoes, where a much bigger castle sat. But, the real question was still there: Where is Bowser taking all these troops and supplies? But one thing was certain for them all, they all wanted to see where it was going.
On the other side of the Stargate, trucks were coming from the endpoint and out of the gatehouse in the newly-built Fort Vulcan, and as the remaining trucks parked, Bowser came out on his Clown Car outside the walls and set his feet on Equissian soil for the first time as he looked around. “So, this is Equestria.” the turtle said to himself, looking around the fort.
It was of a typical winter forest that you might see, the ground covered up in a freshly white blanket of snow and all the oaks and birches bare of any leaves, with the only green being that of the uncommon (but not rare) pine trees in the forest. “Or rather, the uninhabited lands west of it…” he added. Fort Vulcan, named after the Koopa tactician, Vulcan, was set in front of a mountainside, to the right of a frozen river, and it was surrounded by forest at nearly every angle, save for the direction to Equestria, where two giant statues of Bowser stood watch at the front gates of the inner fort.
He crossed his arms and closed his eyes, knowing that fighting the Caribou was far more different and had an actual reason to fight, and he needed his army with him. “I have finally set a drop-off point towards Equestria. Tomorrow night, I begin the invasion. These pathetic excuses for wannabe rulers would pay for what they have done.” he said before calmly and quietly walking towards the fort. “And they will pay in blood.” Clouds were gathering, and it looked like there would be a blizzard going on for miles that won’t stop for days. It would be a perfect time to strike.
For most conquers, it would stifle their advances, but the Darklandic army was adapted to suit all kinds of climates circumstances, but he did not notice a white bird with a blue orb tied around its neck look at him. Birdley simply ruffled its wings for warmth as it watched.
Author's Note
Well, lookie who's watching them. I really liked Doctor Toadley's character, especially in the original Bowser's Inside Story and its remake. Personally, I think that him answering his own questions is just for show, because it gives more of a séance fell.
Anyways, I think that the masters of the Mane Six would likely have moved to separate cities during the duration of the Fall, taking their personal slaves with them. I do not know of any liberation story that uses that gimmick, so I might give it a try.
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
The night after the fort’s construction was complete was dark and stormy, and the blizzard was cold and merciless. But, Fort Vulcan was still alive and thriving, and the troops stationed there were busy preparing for battle. Of course, they slept early on, since Bowser was going to station his first attack at night. An ordinary warlord would hesitate, but the Koopa King was not an ordinary warlord, and he had survived things that could kill Celestia.
Flurry Heart awoke from her slumber. She fell asleep early because the attack was coming up that night. The snow white alicorn was in her blue pajamas at the time, and she yawned as she stretched, putting off a series of satisfying pops and cracks as she did. The sight that lay beyond her (and Fluttershy and Discord’s) dorm windows was the dark of night accompanied by a snowstorm. She wondered why Bowser would choose a moment like that, but she did not question the Koopa King’s choice, and just rolled with it.
On the other side, Fluttershy and Discord were already out of the bed, as seen by the empty space below the covers. She went into the dressing room, and rummaged through the closet, looking through the various outfits stored in there (as well as a traditional Minecraft squid for some reason), and found the clothes she was supposed to wear under her Crystal Mail Armor, as well as a crystal blue scarf that she knitted during her stay at Darkland Castle.
She quickly grabbed them, and after a nice, warm, and calming shower, she dressed herself up in the warm outfit and proceeded to walk out of the bathroom, and proceeded to walk towards her armor stand, and put on her Crystal Mail Armor. She did not put on her helmet right away, although, she did wear that scarf. Beyond the door, the vast coldness of a snowy winter night greeted her, the snow falling diagonally. “Flurry?” a voice said. She turned around to see Fluttershy, who wasn’t wearing any armor, just a simple wool coat, a scarf, and some mittens. Discord was also there beside his loved one, and didn’t wear anything aside from his casual garb, he never was bothered by extreme temperatures, again, due to him having chaos magic. “Are you sure you are ready?” Fluttershy asked.
The only response that came was a nod. Fluttershy was still concerned about Flurry Heart’s ambition to fight, but, then again, who wouldn’t fight? She knew about what had happened back at what was the Crystal Empire, so she understood. She simply sighed and followed the daughter of Princess Cadence and Shining Armor into the snow. Discord was a little cautious about the (presumably) last alicorn as well, but he was less concerned because he had seen so many things happen in his thousand-year lifetime. The three found a crowd of Bowser’s soldiers near what looked like a podium, there, that was where they were going. As they walked towards the crowd, the white bird looked at them with curiosity.
It took a few moments, but, the Koopa King slowly walked out of his quarters and onto the podium he had. “Excuse me, can I have everybody’s attention for a moment.” All background speech went silent as everybody looked towards the Koopa King, including the bird, who was looking more curious about what he had to say. “Ladies and gentlemen, we have gathered here today for something very, very important.” he said, acknowledging the mummers going on within the crowd. “My friends, it has often been said that I, like, war. Yes, there is some truth to that, many would say. Nay, I love the battlefield. I love offense, I love defense, I love the strategic part of, war.”
Flurry Heart, Fluttershy, and Discord gasped. Flurry Heart knew the King of the Koopas the best out of the three, but she didn’t expect it. “Wars across prairies, in streets, and in the trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I live through every setting war can provide on my world. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to fight on a new front. This time, we have reason to love it. In this war, our hearts will leap with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Bullet Bill sniper to spill caribou blood across the snow. And the feeling that comes when that fucker king runs screaming from his blazing fortress, only to be mowed down by heavy fire from magic and technology alike, is such an well-justified and very accomplishing feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their weapons, rushing into the enemy line. I have a feeling that it will move me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead caribou for every act of evil he had committed.”
“Where’s he going through this, it’s scaring me.” Fluttershy commented.
“I am not very knowing about the details, but I think Bowser’s onto something.” Flurry Heart replied as she pulled Fluttershy into a hug. “Whatever the case, I hope it works.”
“Once upon a time, Equestria was a peaceful land, and although not everything there is all sunshine and rainbows, the people there were happy. Boys and girls of all ages lived with one another in peaceful harmony. That is until those caribou showed up! Not only did they poison the land’s inhabitants, making the women into brain-dead slaves to savage, rape-hungry brutes that rape every woman in SIGHT, but they tried to erase it. They made things as if they were always that way, and it makes me SICK!” Bowser said.
Everyone looking at the crystal ball leapt back at what Bowser said, looking in shock.
Even with the howling of a snowy wind, Bowser wasn’t silenced. “Ladies, gentlemen, all I am asking for is war, war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers and sisters in arms ‘What, what is it that you really want?’ Do you wish for further our mission as I do?” he roared, his voice raising. “Do you wish for a war? A war whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge any caribou corpses from the face of this planet!? Do you wish to help me complete the Pinkie Promise I made to Flurry Heart a year ago!?”
Multiple shouts came about, some praising Bowser, some were insulting the caribou, and yet others were wanting to save the Equestrians. “I thought you would say that. Do not feel like you are outdone! Each set of a thousand in my army is equal to the might of one million and one of those KUSO BAKA! It is time, my friends, to awaken them at night. It is time to take them out for what they did! It, my friends, it is TIME to show them fear! It is time to show them mayhem! It is time to show them the sounds of our nonexistent JACKBOOTS making out with their throats! I have done many things, but, I will never, ever, EVER, do anything remotely like what they did. EVER! Not even in a Ghram’s number of years!”
“I have brought you here so we can fulfill the Pinkie Promise I made to her, back to the place where it all started. And now, it’s time we do it! Tonight, we attack!”
The sound of cheering echoed throughout Fort Vulcan. Flurry Heart herself even cheered to the speech of the Koopa King, eager to get her real parents back. Some people even had their weapons ready, including Flurry Heart herself. Two Koopa Troopas carrying some shoulder pads and knee pads and began armoring the Koopa King.
Bowser: “What can you expect, from disgusting little sickos?~
“Here’s what you get when their ideals run amuk!~
The two Koopa Troopas had finished Bowser’s shoulder and knee-pads on him.
“Their sins are hellish red!~
“They're only good when dead!~
A purple cape was the final thing to go onto the Koopa King.
“They’re sickos, as we know and worse!?”~
Koopa Army (All): “They’re, savages!~
“Savages!”~
Bowser tossed a spear to a random Koopatrol, who caught it in his hand.
Bowser: “Barely even human!”~
Koopa Army (Goombas): “Savages!”~
Koopa Army (Shy Guys): "Savages!"~
Bowser tossed more spears and weapons to some more random minions, as well as Fluttershy, who had a nervous look at the sight of a sword in her hands.
Bowser: “Drive them to extinction!~
"And look at what they did!~
“It means they must be evil!~
“We must sound the drums of war!”~
Koopa Army (Hammer/Fire/Ice/Boomerang Bros.): “They’re savages!~
“Savages!”~
Koopa Army (Koopatrols): “Dirty fucking rapists!”~
Bowser: (Now we sound the drums of war!)
As Bowser and his troops began preparing their artillery, Kamek and Kammy had finished their treks to the Magikoopa Training Room.
Kamek: “This is what King Bowser feared,~
“The caribou are all demons!~
“The only thing they feel at all is greed!”~
Kammy: “Beneath that cursed hide, there's emptiness inside.~
Koopatrol Guards: “We wonder if they even bleed!”~
Bowser’s Magikoopas began to prepare as well.
Koopa Army (Magikoopas): “They’re savages!~
“Savages!”~
Kammy and Koopa Army (Magikoopas): “Barely even human!~”
Koopa Army (Magikoopas): “Savages!~
“Savages!”~
Kamek: (They’re rapists at the core!)
Kammy: “And look at what they did. It means they can’t be trusted.”~
Kamek: “We must sound the drums of war!”~
Koopa Army (Koopatrols): “They’re savages!~
“Savages!”~
Kamek: “We shall attack from the west!~
“Where we’ll sound the drums of war!”~
Koopa Army (Koopa Troopas): “Savages!~
“Savages!~”
Private Goomp was talking to the Elite Trio, and Flurry Heart.
Private Goomp: (Let’s go Elite on them, friends!)
Koopa Army (Magikoopas): “Savages!”~
Koopa Army (Subconians): “Savages!~”
Bowser: (Now it’s up to us, friends!)
Koopa Army (All): “Savages! Savages!~
“Barely even human!”~
“Now, we’ll sound the drums...”~
Bowser and Bowser Junior walked to the front of the gatehouse look at the blizzard dead ahead of them, with the former crossing his arms, glaring at the direction of the Caribou Empire. The Koopalings were not far behind them.
“...of~
“WAR!”~
The smoke from the fires in Fort Vulcan flew at high speeds toward Canterlot, where lightning began to strike and hail began falling. Bowser’s iconic 64 laugh echoed throughout the city, electing the attention of a caribou busy raping a mare in his house.
“Guys, did you hear that laugh?” he said.
“It might be in your head.” a brainwashed unicorn said before slamming his cock into his slave’s throat, causing her to moan.
“I guess you’re right. I must've misheard the thunder.” Little did he know, that a storm is coming, and not the literal kind. That he knew of. The storm that I'm talking about is none other than Koopa rage.
Author's Note
Heh, I had the song planned out back in its forumn.
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
The night was cold, and as ruthless as the blizzard that swept Equestria. The snow forced most of the inhabitants to stay indoors, save for the few hundred caribou guards patrolling in the wintery night at the small village of Saddleville, even after the fall, it is still a sleepy little town right on the edge of the Smokey Mountains, abite modified like the rest of the various towns and cities across Equestria. While it was colder than they would like, the few hundred caribou were able to survive really well. But not for long. On the hillside of the small town of Braylem, a few dozen of Bowser’s troops sat on the edge (mainly some Koopa Troopas and Shy Guys), on Bowser’s orders, some of which were riding on large creatures known as horses (which vaguely resemble ponies, and can be ridden on), all of which were staring down at them. “Alright, brothers and sisters! Let’s make our king proud!” the lead Koopatrol said, before pointing at the caribou. “Charge!” he shouted as the cavalry galloped towards the caribou at full speed.
One of the caribou guards looked towards the commotion, seeing what looked like some sort of animal galloping towards them. “Holy fuck! It’s an ambush!” he yelled out, causing his fellow troops to look as the lights became visible.
Meanwhile, Bowser and some of his troops (namely Goombas, Fire Bros, and Koopatrols) were hiding behind the town’s buildings, the Koopa King was watching the charge through a pair of high-def binoculars. “Alright, show me your ‘Grr’ face!” he said proudly, turning around to his troops with his double-sided trident in hand.
“Grr!” the Goomas and some of the Fire Bros. growled out, with the latter raising shields.
“GRR!” the Koopatrols and the rest of the Fire Bros yelled, raising their swords as a Koopa wearing a hockey mask and wielding a chainsaw laughed maniacally under his mask.
“Now, let’s kick some caribou badookie!” Bowser roared, followed by his minions raising their weapons and shields, which were conveniently arranged to look like an RV.
Back with the first section, the cavalry were continuing on their charge. “Drop lances!” the lead cavalryman said as the rest of his fellow soldiers compiled and pointed their weapons straight at their cervide targets. Meanwhile, Bowser and the rest of his minions let out a fierce battle cry as they advanced, causing the caribou to look the other direction and see another army heading towards them (both of which were two parts of the same army) before focusing on the cavalry and looking back, before ultimately getting caught in the crossfire without any preparation for the attack. In said crossfire, lances from horseback riders managed to pierce onto a caribou from the left as the infantry went from the right side.
With a few caribou in a circle, a lone Monty Mole crawled and placed a Bob-omb right in the centerpoint before burrowing back down. Shortly after, the bomb blew up, sending blood and chunks of vicora several feet from where the bodies originally were. Meanwhile, some of the caribou attempted to shoot crossbow bolts at the Koopas, who blocked it with their enforced alloy shields before charging straight at them. A caribou yelled in shock as a lone Goomba slammed right into his chest, scattering blood all over his own body.
Three caribou swordsmen were chasing a Goomba when a horse bucked one of them, sending his dentures out of his mouth, where an Albatoss caught them in its beak. It flew to the second caribou with murderous intent. The caribou tried to run, but the bird was faster, and bit him in the butt, causing him to scream and put his hands on his bloody rear, not looking when two Monty Moles held a tripwire, making him trip and fall. The last thing he saw was a spike before his face became a bloody pulp. The third caribou ran, watching his comrades get brutally killed, but unfortunately for him, he got cornered in the edge of an alley, where he looked up to see angry-looking Koopa Troopas, dropping his mouth before they began throwing random objects on him, ending his life. “Retreat! RETREAT!” the caribou commander yelled as most of the troops fled in terror.
“Let none of them escape!” Bowser yelled out, pointing to the fleeing army. He watched as several dozen Monty Moles surfaced. Another group of three tried to escape, but the chainsaw-wielding Koopa beat them to it, causing them to fall in the river, where they got beaten by fish while they froze to death.
However, the remaining caribou weren’t ready to get up. “Come on, fellow men! Just because they caught us by surprise doesn’t mean they will win! Charge!” the commander said, rallying the remaining troops to charge towards the army.
“Here, catch!” Bowser yelled, throwing a fireball towards a torch. “Arrows, up!” he commanded as his troops brought their crossbow bolts towards the torch. The Koopa Troopa carrying the torch yelled out in satisfaction as the tip of each bolt lit on fire. “Fire!” Bowser yelled as his crossbowmen let out a barrage of arrows straight at the remaining caribou. The last things they saw were the lights from the fire emerging from the snowstorm. Once the last of the arrows fell down, Bowser began to look around. “Are any of them still alive?” he asked.
“Not that we know of. Those that are might as well still be inside.” a Hammer Bro replied as they looked around at the corpses, which were slowly being flaked away in snow. “What are your orders now, your Readiness?”
Bowser nodded at that statement. “Alright, go into the buildings and free any enslaved female you can find in there. If you see a male that is not a caribou, knock ‘em out. They do not know what they’re doing, as they are brainwashed, and, not in the right head. As for the caribou you manage to find, kill them all.” the Koopa King ordered. “The remaining soldiers shall stand guard, and some of us will have to a little redecorating. This town needs to be fit for kids, sooner or later, and the caribou corpses need to be removed. Oh, and leave a large pile of corpses in the middle of the plaza for me to burn.”
“Right!” three Koopa Troopas replied in unison as they began assigning duties to the troops after the bloody, yet swift battle.
“Mama mia!” Mario could on say, his jaw dropped to the ground. Everyone was very much shell-shocked at what they had seen from Bowser. “Has Bowser been-a playing us this whole-a time?” he said as he looked at the crystal ball.
“I still am not sure…” Starlow replied. When she saw Bowser, she saw this cocky and arrogant villain that tried to kidnap Peach all the time. But when she saw Bowser’s stunt, she was beginning to have second thoughts. “I am starting to have doubts on what Bowser’s true nature is…” Truthfully, there are some things even a Star Spirit could not see.
“Yee haw! Let’s get ‘em down!” a pegasus stallion said in a mock-Southern accent as he quote-on-quote ‘rode’ a pink earth pony with a black collar on her, causing cum to get sprayed all over the area. Pinkanema Diane Pie was not having a good time. Of course, none of it was a good time at all, and ever since those caribou had showed up, she had been captured and subsequently raped into submission. She did not know why the rest of her friends had given up. Even the iron-willed Rainbow Dash and Applejack were struggling under the pressure of the Fall, and Fluttershy was somehow missing. And the worst part was that about three months ago, they were separated as their masters moved away to separate cities, with only Twilight staying at Ponyville, in her own former castle.
As for her, she has been this ‘bucking bronco’ for pure entertainment. Oh, how they had tried to break her into submission, but only a direct attack to the mind's able to break her. She was glad that Discord went missing, yet also sad that he isn’t there to save her. But even when they found out they couldn’t break her, they just kept her around, riding her like a bull while shoving their cocks into her pussy. But, before anything else can happen, everyone heard the door get (literally) kicked open, as some strange, bipedal turtles stepped out, all three of which were wearing armor and an enraged expression on their faces. “Hey! Put your hands off the dame, buddy-boy!” the turtle that appeared to be the leader said, glaring at the pegasus who rode the cum-drenched pony. “Hey, I said hands off, the, pink, pony, buddy!” he said in a more commanding tone as he pulled out a long tube.
The pegasus glared at him and charged towards the armored turtles, but they pulled out blowguns and shot a series of tranquilizer darts at all of them, causing them all to drop to the ground like flies. The caribou guards that stood attempted to attack, but a mole carrying a sword came up from the ground and stabbed one of them to death before jumping up and slicing another one’s head clean off his neck. The mole watched as the lifeless bodies of his two victims fell to the ground, never to get up again. “Alright, let’s secure the building and clothe any mares in sight, pronto.” the lead turtle said. Pinkie looked at her hand, and saw a dart straight in its center. Normally, it would not affect her, but she had been worn out over the months by the abuse for entertainment.
The last thing she saw was a larger, spiky shape walk towards the building. “Goodness, what a mess in here! We gotta clean this place up!” he said in an echoey-voice before she passed out in a combination of exhaustion and from the tranquilizer dart. Usually, this was all a dream with her knocked out, but, it was all too vivid.
Bowser walked into the room, looking at all the cum in the walls and floor. “Goodness, what a mess in here! We gotta clean this place up!” he said before looking at the pink pony, who was one of the sources of the cum. She looked at him with a glint in her eyes before passing out cold on the floor, along with the two other mares in the area.
“By Jaydes!” Bowser Junior screamed as he walked in. “What happened here?”
“Wait! What is it!” Flurry Heart replied as she ran in, with her boots and the blade of her axe covered in blood. “What the heck is that supposed to-” she then looked straight at the pink earth pony. “Is that?” She ran over to her flank and swept off some of the cum, revealing the three balloons that make up her cutie mark. “Pinkie!”
“You know her?” Bowser asked, electing a nod from Flurry Heart. “Alright then, here are my orders for the brainwashed. Keep them in a room, and chain the males up so they won’t run off and dunk our women. For both genders, have Magikoopas that specialize in mind-based spells to remove the Sickness in them. Then, recruit those who want to fight into my army when they are fully healed. Junior, did you find any caribou?”
“Only a few, Dad. They were killed the moment we entered, and all stallions and mares in the town are neutralized, except for a few of which.” He gestured to a couple of mares dressed in grey robes, their necks devoid of collars. “Apparently, we found them in pins, and they have been struggling against their masters. They’ve told us that they were being used for some messed-up version of a bull ride. What do you suppose we do, Dad?”
“Recruit them into the army once they are fully-healed.” Bowser replied. “And if some others happen to be pretending, and yes, that includes stallions, make sure that the pretenders are tended to, and, maybe we can get some information from them.” The Koopa King let out a loud whistle, electing the attention of some white-robed Medi-Guys. “Take them to the ambulances so we can get them to the infirmary without them freezing.” he said as one of them nodded. As the Medi-guys pulled out racks for the cum-covered mares while another pulled out some cleaning tools, Bowser walked out to the main direction of the plaza.
It was there that he saw his troops gather the caribou corpses, some of which were buried alive in mass graves, while others were being dragged into a massive pile smack dab in the middle of the main plaza. Bowser looked at the pile with content, and waiting after the last body was placed, and with a quick inhale and a violent exhale, a stream of blue fire straight towards the pile of caribou corpses, watching it burn to ash.
Author's Note
Two down, four to go!
And yes, for the record, I know Pinkie's a red collar in the original story, but, my guess is that the mind control of the caribou is, while strong, does not go to Discord's level.
Anyways, I chose her to be saved first because, well, Bowser made a Pinkie Promise. He even stuck that cupcake in his eye.
Anyways, like the Open Season spoof I planted?
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
It had been exactly two hours after the strike, and the town was once again busy, but with a new set of managers driving behind the wheel. Bowser and the Koopa Troop were quite busy renovating the town, taking down anything explicit-looking. They have not set up anything too out of whack, just something to look nice. “Alright, move ‘em out, people!” a Koopa with a megaphone shouted. “This town needs to look nice and dandy by the end of the day!”
There were some buildings that the caribou set up in the cities of Equestria to make them better suit their desires. Breeding stables were among the most common, and even had buildings that were called ‘slut stops’ in small towns. The breeding stable built into that town had five red-robed Shy Guys standing, tossing torches into the building, and two blue-robed ones were joining in the fun. Pretty soon, the fires began to catch, burning the breeding stable until it was naught but a pile of ash and rubble, along with the charred remains of the corpses dumped in the stable.
All the while, Bowser was watching it from outside his tent. This small town was really easy to clean up, but he would have to wait for conquering the rest of Equestria to get the full operation up, ready, and done. “Sire, renovations are half-way complete.” a Koopa Troopa replied as he walked towards his leader.
“And of the ponies?” the Koopa King replied.
“Currently under the care of our best Mind Melders.” he replied. “The females can easily be handled and freed, due to their submissive nature. Although, most of the males are trying to fight it. Some of them are currently being restrained in order to do so. But, there is some good news. Fortunately, there are a few that have not been controlled by them, are they’re currently being questioned about what they saw.”
Bowser nodded at that comment. He knew some would fight the Mind Melders, but he was pretty surprised that some were able to ride through it. “And of the caribou, more specifically, the does and the calves? I suppose you killed them, right?” a quick nod came to the response of Bowser. “Okay, I should have specified on that front.” he said, crossing his arms and looking at the town. “Oh, well. If there’s a fort nearby, there might be some high-ranking individuals that we could ‘persuade’ to tell us what we want. But only spare those we could get use from, but kill them after we got what we came for.”
“Right.” the Koopa said.
“Oh, and while we’re at it, I think that our newest recruits would like a turn. They’ve been brainwashed by those fiends, so it’s appropriate for them to have their fun. And speaking of them, I suggest you check on them and wait for the pink one to wake up.” Bowser said. The Koopa nodded and proceeded to walk towards the infirmary of their temporary camp. He knew that there were still many to go and that the rest of the Mane Six, as Flurry Heart said they were playfully known as, were still enslaved, brainwashed into submissive sluts. “Soon…” he said, clenching his fist. “Soon, you will all be back together, in the future, you will find yourselves in the same room again.”
The Everfree Forest was feared by the ponies because it did not heed to their will and acted on its own accord. But now, it was basically the only safe place, the only haven for those who resisted Dainn’s control. Many of the stallions who managed to resist were captured and switched, and brainwashed into submissive sluts. Only a handful of ponies managed to escape their grasp, and into the Everfree, taking up residence in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Scootaloo, an orange pegasus with a purple mane, sat on the edge of the balcony, decked up in a coat to protect her from the frost, a few tears falling out of her eyes. When she was younger, she and her friends were of a group called the Cutie Mark Crusaders. They were originally trying to find their cutie marks, but over the years, they began helping other late bloomers find their special talents. It was only when the Fall came that their crusading had finally come to an end. She was the last one standing, the last Crusader unchained.
“Believe me, I miss them, too.” the voice of her boyfriend, Rumble, said. “I’m honestly not sure how I could go, knowing that my big brother had raped somepony I saw.”
“I know, Rumble.” Scootaloo replied as he came up to the balcony. “I really wish that this damn mess never happened. I miss Ponyville, the old Ponyville, I miss Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, and I will never forget you, Rainbow Dash.” Scootaloo reached her gloved hand out into the clouds. “You saved me, and I am thankful for that.” Unfortunately, the other two were not so lucky, and she was glad not to see the rape, but sad knowing that they were probably sucking caribou dick now.
But, they were not alone, Diamond Tiara, Dinky Hooves, Pipsqueak, and about half of their old classmates managed to escape, but not without scars. Diamond still cries at night over the loss of her first friend, Silver Spoon, whom was raped by Spike, while Dinky was forced to watch her mother get spitroasted by two caribou soldiers as she fled, and Button Mash never bothered to look back when it struck.
“I don’t know what we’re gonna do. We’re sitting ducks.” Rumble replied. “I want to see my friends and family again, but I do not want to be switched and raped. Come on, there is supposed to be a meeting today.” Scootaloo nodded and went with Rumble. Every time, she hopes it was going to be a nightmare or a coma, but her thoughts knew otherwise.
One of the buildings in the village was converted into a temporary infirmary to care for the abused mares that weren’t being controlled. Already, their collars were removed, showcasing the furless, abused skin that was being treated, and their private quarters were covered up by freshly-made hospital gowns. For the unicorns and pegasi, their respective parts have been sprayed with Super Mushroom extract for quicker healing.
On one of these beds, a pink earth pony with a dark pink mane slept, the scabs she gained during her beatings were covered up in bandages. A lone, green-shelled Koopa sat on a chair beside her bed, reading a Warriors book. At first, he hadn’t thought about stories about feral cats living in clans in a forest, but, over time, he became quite fascinated. At least that helped him stay put. “If only you could hear this…” he said.
As if by magic, she began to cough up the remaining mucus, struggling to move. “She is waking up…” he whispered to himself. The pink one opened her sky blue eyes before moving her head to look around.
“What… where? Where am I?” she said, struggling to speak.
Author's Note
Personally, I always thought that a few 'lucky ducks' would be able to go to the Everfree before they could get raped. As for my pick, it was random, so don't get affected.
Heh, I have been pushed back by a power outage, a few dinners, and I was at a country club to celebrate the Fourth of July. Real busy couple of weeks.
Anyways, I will try to write what I can. Peace out.
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
Darkness. Darkness was all she could see. Ever since the Fall, her party has been pooped on by those absolute bastards. They used their magic to pull stallions into their side and brainwash them in a matter of seconds, enslaving their minds and rewriting their memories, causing them to rape the mares, which, in turn, spread the Sickness to them. Fluttershy was still missing, and the rest of her friends had fallen.
Twilight took in every stallion that came close enough, Rarity made those not-so-sorry excuses for dresses, and even Applejack and Rainbow Dash gave in, although it was a slower process than usual due to their stubborness. Even now, her hair lay straight, and her body ached with the pain of being ridden on and being spanked on. But today, the pain seemed to have dulled quite a bit. But how? And why does she feel like she’s in a bed?
She felt something rise up her throat, and quickly coughed out her mucus before fluttering and opening her eyes. She attempted to raise her neck, but she could not do anything more than move her head around. “What… where? Where am I?” she said, struggling to speak.
“She’s awake. Better tell them the news.” a voice said. She looked to see a bipedal turtle with yellow scales and a green shell walk towards the door. Pinkie mentally frowned. Just what are they up to here? She had just woken up to find herself in an infirmary and what!? She suddenly bolted upwards to take a better look at everything. The cum and the chairs were gone, all of which were replaced by a network of beds, with some of the abused peacefully sleeping away.
“What the… how?” Pinkie asked, particularly to no one, about what was going on. She felt something rub against her fur, and put a hand against it, feeling the soft, wooly texture of a grey-colored robe on her, and noticed air finally getting to her abused flesh. One would expect it to sting, but it felt strangely wonderful. “How is this possible?” she whispered under her breath, looking at her left arm. Whatever scars once littered her were covered up by bandages. She wanted to believe it, but she couldn’t. Ever since she found herself being tranquilized, she has… “Wait a minute! Was this the-”
“No, it’s not that thing anymore.” one of the armored turtles stated. “Ever since we took over this town, we’ve been flat-out disgusted with what we saw.” The armored turtle slowly walked towards the former Element of Laughter. “The minds of the males, poisoned into making them rape their sisters, that’s wrong.”
“Wait a minute! So that means… I’m… free?” Pinkie said. Something that had long been dormant started to bubble within her, something that was locked away by months of slut riding for over a year. Slowly, her straight mane slowly began curling and getting more and more poofy, causing every conscious being to either back up or cover their ears, as they knew exactly what would happen, even if they didn’t. “AWESOME!” Pinkie shouted, jumping out of the bed with a sudden boost.
“Shh!” the conscious beings whispered harshly.
“Heh, sorry.” Pinkie said, laughing sheepishly. “I just haven’t remembered the last time I’ve been this happy, it feels good.”
“That part, I could get.” a white-robed creature said, walking in. “Besides the fact, there are some people that want to see you.” Pinkie looked straight at the Shy Guy’s eyes with a moment of shock and confusion. She had one thing to say.
“Who?”
Fluttershy was sitting on her chair, knitting a new scarf. She was never the kind of person to fight in battle, or kill, for that matter. She was hesitant on her first kills, and the only thing keeping her going was her anger at the caribou for turning Equestria into an A-grade whorehouse on steroids. Discord used some of his power to keep the caribou from escaping their untimely deaths, as well as setting up traps that only kill them. Flurry Heart was the only one out of the three who directly fought. The Element of Kindness thought about the sword that Bowser tossed her. Swords didn’t quite suit her, so maybe a bow and arrow would fit her better? She sighed, and looked at the other two Equestrians in the infirmary.
Technically speaking, Discord wasn’t Equestrian, but she counted him in because he frequently appeared from time to time. The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony was sitting on one of the chairs, upside down, and was busy reading a comic. Flurry Heart was also sitting on a chair, but she was busy fidgeting with her fingers. Just then, a Koopa Troopa walked into the waiting room, and towards her. “You guys, she’s awake.”
Fluttershy looked at him, her eyes beginning to tear up. “She… she is?” Fluttershy began to smile on the inside. “When can-”
“AWESOME!” Pinkie’s voice rang, causing everyone to cover their ears.
“Was she always like that?” the Koopa Troopa asked.
“Yes, she was like that before the Fall.” Discord said. “She must have realized she was finally free from her enslavement.” He looked at the door. “And three… two… one…”
Suddenly, the door burst open, revealing a crying Pinkie, dressed in a hospital gown, her mane fully fluffed up again. “YOU’RE BACK!” Pinkie cried, running straight into Fluttershy and tackling her, crying into her arms as she was pulled into a hug. “I REALLY MISSED YOU GUYS!” Somehow, Flurry Heart was being pulled into the hug by the overjoyed patient, but she didn’t fight, letting Pinkie cry into her and Fluttershy tears of joy.
A few Medi Guys came out of the door, looking at the scene before them. Discord then teleported right them. “Don’t fight her,” he said, still sitting from his spot on his chair. “She hasn’t seen us in a long time, and she was basically a living theme park attraction before she was freed. Who wouldn’t want to hug their friends if they’ve been under the same pressure she was in?” The Medi Guys looked at each other, then at Discord, then at Pinkie.
“What do you think, Joe?” the first Medi Guy asked.
“She hasn’t seen them, and this confirms that they know each other.” Joe replied. “We may have to wait for her to calm down before we heard her back to her bed, Mike.”
“It seems that way.” Mike replied.
It took a full thirty minutes before Pinkie finally calmed down, nearly passing from the exhaustion from the lack of food she was given during her time as a slave, which caused her legs to give in. And speaking of food, everyone watched with as Pinkie ravenously devoured her meal, even the meat. Fluttershy never thought how she could do this, but even she knew that it was real food, at least to the Mushroomians. And besides, even that would be better than eating cum for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
After ten minutes of ravenous eating, she was once again calm, sitting in her bed and idly reading the book in her hands. That was, before, Flurry Heart, Fluttershy, Discord, and the head honcho himself walked in. “The party ain’t over yet.” Bowser said. “We still have the other four to fetch.”
Pinkie’s expression saddened as she looked up to Bowser. “What about it?”
“You are about it. I have recently gotten a new objective on my list, and that is to reunite you with your friends. And, I want you to help me.” the Koopa King said, causing Pinkie’s eyes to widen. “I know how much you want to save your friends, and quite frankly, I am more than willing to do so, especially after what I saw. With proper training, if you want, you could help me in my crusade. What do you say!?”
Pinkie looked at the mares and the few stallions in the infirmary. She remembered the amount of times she was beaten by those caribou, and the stallions, too. Of course, she did not blame the stallions, as they were just as much of victims as the rest, their personalities were also being twisted to suit the new ideology. The caribou, on the other hand, were the true masterminds puppeteering the rapefest, and it made her sick! This being, he said he was going to wipe them out. Normally, she wouldn’t want to kill, but this guy saved her and everyone in the town, and she owes him her thanks, but she had one thing to say.
“I’ll do it.” Pinkie said. “For my friends, for my family, and for Celestia and Luna.”
“I had a feeling you’d say that.” Bowser said as he began walking towards the door, but before he went out, he had one thing to say. “I suggest you take your rest, there’s gonna be a big war ahead of us.” And with that, he went out, leaving the four Equestrians in the room.
“Pinkie?” Flurry Heart asked. “When this war, when all of this is done, promise me that you’ll throw the biggest party that there is.”
The Element of Laughter couldn’t help but to smile. “You bet I would! And besides, I gotta make up for the parties I missed!” The two ponies brought each other into a hug, pulling themselves into the other’s embrace. “Thanks.”
“You’re welcome, Pinkie.” Flurry Heart said before Fluttershy and Discord began walking out, with her, Pinkie, and the Medi Guys being the only conscious beings in the room. “I’ve gotta get going, now. There’s still some work to do in setting up the training grounds.” Pinkie smiled at her as she began walking out, but before Flurry Heart left, she had one thing left to say before she fell asleep.
“Be careful…” she said, letting the comfort of sleep get to her. She knew she didn’t complete her sentence, but she was happy knowing that a window of hope was open. She never killed anyone before, but she knew that she would have to if she wants to see her friends, and she wanted to fight, to get back at those bastards for raping the minds of many. Yet, she knew that she will have pleasant dreams that night, knowing she will be fighting for a good cause.
“Your majesty…” a black Ninji scout said as she went towards the mobile throne that Bowser was currently sitting on. “We have spotted a caribou fortress in the distance. What are your orders?”
“Tomorrow, we assault the fortress.” Bowser said. “Tell our commanders to kill all of the caribou except for the commanders and generals. As for them, we shall keep them alive for torture and interrogation, I want to know the whereabouts of the other four.”
“Yes, Lord Bowser.” the Ninji said before walking back into her tent.
As soon as she was gone, Bowser got out of his seat, and smiled. Two of the Mane Six are now under his protection, and the gateway to salvaging the other four has been opened. In naught but a few short hours, he and his troops will assault the caribou fort. And he couldn’t wait for that.
Author's Note
Two down, four to go. Yipee.
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
“So, this is the fortress you found, huh?” Bowser said, looking at the fortress from the depths of the blizzard through special binoculars. He looked at the Ninji, who nodded in response to her asked question. “Good. But it looks pretty sturdy. We shall attack them from the inside out.” Bowser said, looking towards the soldiers at hand, said battalion mainly consisted of Dry Bones, Boos, Monty Moles, and Koopas. “Monty Moles, I want you to dig a tunnel underground, and be sure to dig deeper in case there’s a moat.”
“Yes, my King.” the lead Monty Mole said before looking back at his team. “Alright, you heard the man! Let’s dig!”
As they began to dig, Bowser turned his attention towards the rest of his troops. “As for the rest of you guys, you are going to be divided into two teams. The undead part will be going in the tunnel with the Monty Moles, while the rest of you surround the castle with me to distract them. Anything we need to talk about?” He expected someone to speak, but he got nothing in response. “Good. Because, we’re gonna attack!”
The new fortress built by the caribou was made for their glory, as were many other new structures that either replaced old ones or built in new places. In the barracks, two caribou were busy playing cards while spit-roasting a doe under a table. A couple of caribou guards were busy patrolling the battlements, when one looked out to see a fireball hurtling towards their fortress. “By Dainn!” he yelled out before being obliterated by the fireball.
“Shit! Shit! We’re being attacked!” the bell tower caribou yelled.
“How is this possible? They should be worshipping us!” another caribou said as he grabbed his sword and headed towards the walls. The two caribou grunted in frustration as they were forced to let go of the doe they were raping, throwing her into a slut cage.
The caribou guards watched as a flurry of arrows emerge from the snow, raining down onto the fortress, forcing many caribou to flee under the battlements, and there were some unlucky few that got impaled before they could leave. “Attack!” a strange, spiked being yelled as his silhouette pointed at them.
“Whatever, give them their favor in kind!” the sargent yelled, glaring at the surrounding army before pointing a finger at them. A few Koopas stationed a ladder at one of the main battlements of the outer wall, two of them holding it in place. A few Koopas began to climb the ladder as the caribou stationed long poles to push the ladder back, although it proved difficult due to the extra support.
Meanwhile, the other side of the fort was also accompanied by the turtles attempting to climb onto the battlements. The caribou also hurled rocks at their opponents, but they were equipped with shields designed to withstand such blows. Little do they know where the archers and crossbowmen were located, shooting arrows from the fog of snow. They tried to locate the mysterious attackers, but it seemed that they were as swift as the speed of their shots.
But little do they know, that something else was at play.
The undead minions were slowly following the Monty Moles, occasionally talking about their days when they were alive. They heard the fight rage on from above, and knew that their part will be beginning shortly. But suddenly, they stopped and hit a stone wall, a wall belonging to the fortress. The two Monty Moles that were closest to the wall looked at one another before shrugging simultaneously, and pulled out hammers, opening a hole in the wall.
“What the hell?” a caribou guard said before looking at the skeletons and ghosts moving towards him. He raised his sword in an attempt to strike a Dry Bones, causing it to collapse into a pile of bones, but it soon reassembled. He had no time to react as the undead minions surrounded him and began tearing his body apart.
Several Dry Bones looked towards one of the doors before flooding in, the rest following through several other doors to find a way out. The door to the left lead to what appeared to be a wine cellar, but there were a few things off. “Goodness gracious! Talk about taking wine to the next level!” one of the Dry Bones said, pointing towards the caribou does and black collared mares strapped to the walls, strange tubes attached to their vaginas.
While the caribou did not heed any attention, the pony mares looked at the strange beings right at the door stand, looking at the wine cellar in horror. The Dry Bones nearest to the captured females nodded and drew their axes, killing off all the caribou does, while four more began unstrapping the mares from their prisons, finally letting them pass out. After the black collars were freed, the two Dry Bones threw matches at the barrels, causing them and the wine to burst into flames.
Meanwhile, the other group of Dry Bones scaled up a staircase, running over every caribou in sight as they scaled the stairs like a flood. Meanwhile, upstairs, several caribou were sitting in the room near the courtyard, playing a deck of cards. “Heh, these invaders just don’t realize it, don’t they?” one of the guards said.
“Agreed. Pretty soon, they will… be… Wait, do you hear that rumbling sound?” The caribou officials looked to see the door fly out of its frame, all of them quickly moving out of the way as soon as the door slammed into the wall. “What the fuck!? Shit! That’s-” The skeleton that kicked the door immediately tackled him, spraying him with some sort of colored gas that quickly caused him and everyone in the room to fall asleep.
“They’re out like lights. Let’s tie them up before they wake.” a Dry Bones said as his comrades began tying them with ropes that they brought during the siege, making sure it was extra tight. Meanwhile, the last group of Dry Bones, along with several Boos, just found their way into the courtyard, much to the fear of the caribou guards.
“Great Cock in the Sky! Is the undead!” a caribou screamed.
At this point, multiple undead minions and Monty Moles burst out of the doors and flooded the area like a wave. “For the kingdom you raped!” the lead Koopatrol said, pointing his sword at the guards, who could only look in fear, knowing that somehow, these creatures managed to find them and dig underground during a blizzard. “Open the gates!”
Two Koopas ran over towards the gates, striking the caribou with their clubs. Looking at one another with the knowledge of Bowser’s sudden strategy, they opened the gates, causing not just snow to flood in, but the rest of the battalion, including the Koopa King himself.
They were speechless at the sight of this new creature. Bowser walked in, his cape flowing in the breeze, his shoulder and knee pads glimmering in the light as he twirled a double-sided trident in his right hand. As he walked, they could see a falcon idly fly onto his left shoulder and groom itself. “Our first captured fortress. What’s the status, Captain?”
“Excellent, my king.” the lead Koopatrol replied. “The remaining caribou are going to be publicly executed. Oh, and we captured the fort’s commanders. They will have a good amount of information with them.”
“Perfecto.” Bowser replied before pointing one end of his dual trident at the caribou. “Kill the rest of them and clean this place up. This run-down place needs to be ship-shape and worthy of my stay by the time the sun set twice!”
Bowser vs. the Fall of Equestria
And so, did Bowser declare war on the caribou, but with reason. He may have been a woman-kidnapping villain, but even then, he has his bounds. He had turned seven kings into animals with their own magic, taken seven princesses hostage, kidnapped Peach time and time again with the determination to keep going, and he even attempted a takeover of the universe with the capitol at its center, twice, he even killed! Yet never, would he ever do the horrendous acts that the caribou did!
Bowser had set preparations for the upcoming Equestria Wars. He had his artillery production increase, more Goombas had hardened helmets and/or wings, and more Koopas were training to become either Magikoopas or Koopatrols. Flurry Heart herself was training in both of these fronts, preferring light armor and spells over the machines that Bowser and his army used, but he wasn’t complaining, as it seemed to suit her better.
Through some experimenting over the course of six months, a new project was made for the conquest of what was once Equestria. They were still in phase one of the plan, which was to locate the country while building up the Darklandic arsenal. They were already six months into the plan, and nine months since Flurry Heart had arrived, and they were still searching for the former land of Equestria.
Flurry Heart slammed her stick into another moving target before looking straight towards another shooting one before deflecting the bolts with her blade. Flurry was currently wearing some black and grey training gi with holes for her wings and tail. She had become more mature and hardened over the months she trained, at first hoping that the whole Caribou incident was nothing more than a bad dream. As she deflected the bolt to the bullseye, she remembered that it was more than a dream. She knew that she would have to participate in this war if she could ever see her friends and family again.
She wasn’t going to participate in most of the fights, but she will still fight for saving her friends and restoring them to their old selves, especially in the battles for Ponyville and what was once the Crystal Empire. Heck, she might even think that ‘Dicks-A-Lot’ is a thing since she is gone, and shuddered at the thought. But, when she was about to slice another dummy in half, she saw three Hammer Bros. arrive at the scene.
“Flurry Heart, you’ve been training for six months now, and we are proud of how far you have progressed since your awakening.” And to think, she could not even walk or fly when she first woke up in Darkland’s Castle Hospital. “But, we have discovered two people coming out from a portal in one of the kingdom’s remote islands. The one that looked like you was a bipedal yellow pegasus with a pink mane that said her name was Fluttershy, huh.”
Flurry Heart’s eyes widened at that remark. She came here? But how!? “The other one looked like the dragon version of Frankenstien’s monster, and was dressed up in what appeared to be adventuring gear. He called himself-”
“Discord? He… he managed to escape with her before she got captured.” Flurry Heart began to crack a smile. “Are they here?”
“Well, as here as we are right now, ya little goofball!” the familiar, chaotic voice shouted with glee as Discord and Flutteshy manifested into the training room before giving her a noogie as she laughed. But then, he spotted the countless remains of what were once dummies and smudges on the wall. Fluttershy looked around, too.
“Discord, do you know what happened here?” the pegasus said, brushing off the leftover dust from her dress.
“I’ve been training, don’t ask.” Flurry Heart replied, causing them to gasp. “It was my decision to start to begin with, do you want to know what had happened?” A simple nod from the yellow pegasus was her only answer. “Well, it all started after I had my talk with this place’s king, and he was infuriated on what the caribou did. So, he declared war on them and set out for locating Equestria. Project: Vulcan, named after the greatest of Darkland’s original tacticians and a renowned blacksmith, was made to locate Equestria and take down those wannabe rulers for good. As for me, you saw the training dummies.” she explained before taking a deep breath. “I really, really miss you. How have you been doing for the past nine months, anyway?”
“Really good question, Flur-Flur.” Discord said, causing her to giggle a bit. “Well, due to me being blessed with fashionable chaotic makeup, I had a plus, and the caribou’s magic was unable to affect me in any mental shape or form. But, they were still to many, and I would have been taken down, that I knew. I knew I had to go, that Twilight said, but I could never have left my dear sweet Fluttershy out there, with the caribou, it’s horrible!” Discord yelled out as he pointed his eagle’s claw to the wall behind him. “Unfortunately, she was the only one that could be saved at the time, since she was in the Everfree Forest and not in town. Even with my chaotic powers, whatever the caribou had could still hit me hard. We fought for almost two hours before I won, and I used most of my strength to teleport us to my home.”
“I would offer him my life for that.” Fluttershy replied. “Thankfully, he was still alive after that fight, albeit heavily bruised and drained of almost all of his power. He had not just put us there for safety, but he could recover faster there, too.”
“I would’ve used my magic on the caribou, but I am still recovering. Even with how messed up they were, I was… generally impressed. Our main objective then was to find a big and strong enough army to fight Dainn and take the caribou down. We searched for a month, travelling across the universe.” Discord said with a scowl. “I was planning to bring Fluttershy on an adventure, just the two of us, but I never wanted the caribou to be the cause. But on one of these worlds, I could detect a traces of Sparkle’s magic.”
“And so, we tracked it to this world. We were expected to find her, but we were brought before the king in a similar manner to you.” Fluttershy said, flashing back to the event. “We were bummed that we didn’t find her, but we found you.”
He was really scary, she thought as she looked straight at the Koopa King. “...and that is why we are here, Bowser.” Discord said. “You’d surely know where Twilight was.”
“Twilight, Twilight. Nope, didn’t see her.” Bowser said, looking at the sadness spreading across their faces. “But, I had seen someone who survived the Fall and avoided getting raped senselessly, she says she’s actually Twilight’s niece.”
“Flurry Heart?” Discord asked.
“She’s still here?” Fluttershy said.
“Bingo, and, yes. Nine months she’s been here, and she’s been joining in on the cause when she could walk and fly again.” Bowser filed his claws with a file in hand, whistling as he looked at his self-manicure. “Believe me, I was not very happy about that jerk, but I am at least glad that there are at least two more survivors, with more intake.” Bowser said. “As for the kid herself, she’s just turned nine and is busy training in the training room. Also, I’m already working on a project to free your people, you two.”
“...and THAT is why we are here.” Discord said. “Bowser was pretty generous, considering how you have been in the first place. And, I’m gonna be helping with Project: Vulcan, due to my ability to map out magical signatures.” Discord’s special ability was not just chaos, but he was also able to sense, analyze, and map out magical signatures and the expanses of space in which they cover. “I too wish to see everything back to normal, but I had my suspicions that it would be the new normal if it is not taken out in time.”
“I see.” Flurry Heart replied. “Discord, I hope your abilities are the final ingredient needed to find our home. Bowser made a promise to me, that he will not stop until he kills Dainn and his followers and frees everyone from his hold.” the now nine-year-old alicorn said. “As much as he had done, he knows his morals.” They then looked to the massacred dummies in the training room. “I think that’s enough training for me today.” She said as she put the training blade onto the rack before hearing a rumbling going in their bellies. “Anyone want dinner?” she asked hungrily. A nod came from each of the other occupants in the room before they all walked out, ready to dine.
Author's Note
Now, I've been thinking about implementing this a LONG time, after a block on what to do and how to execute it. But, I will not let Project: Vulcan die. After that, they are going to build a fort before attacking, cause, that's what armies do, right?
