Rarity's muSHa'

The six ponies, two alicorns and baby dragon were now on the Enterprise’s bridge.

“So, you are the two rulers? Captain Jean-Luc Picard, it’s an honor to have you two aboard your majesties. “

“The honor is ours.” Celestia answered.

“The probe is there captain.” The pegasus ensign said.

“Show us the object.”

The screen lit up. It showed what appeared to be a nebula, but with a big difference: it moved, much like an octopus would.

“According to the probe’s sensors, it has a 30000 kilometers radius, has an outer shell made of a silicon-iron alloy and is heading towards this location. It will be here in two days.” Data said, reading the probe’s telemetry at his console.

“Damn, put the probe in orbit of it; make sure that it keeps sending telemetry.” Riker said.

“Aye sir.”

“We should gather the elements sister.”Luna said.

“What do you mean? What elements?” Picard asked with a raised eyebrow.

“The elements of harmony are the most powerful thing on our planet, we are the six holders.” Said Twilight, pointing her hoof at her friends.”It combines our magic in such way that it produces a powerful arcane aura that can vaporize any chaos or disharmony.”

Picard, Riker and Worf didn’t understand that description.

“Captain, I believe that what Twilight is describing is a Psionic generator. In theory, such device could kill or alter any form of life.”

“Is it going to work on that thing?” Worf asked.

“In theory, yes. But I have to run more tests to be sure.” Data said, returning to his console.

“We should return to Canterlot sister. We didn’t warn the guards before we left, they are probably about to start a war with every single kingdom around Equestria under the accusation of kidnap and murder.” Luna said.

“You are right Luna. Twilight, I will take you and your friends back to Ponyville. You all have to prepare to bear the elements again.”

“What about the crusaders? I don’t think they will be well here.” The lavender unicorn said.

“I trust Guinan; she will be able to handle them for a while. Now, all of you, gather around.” The six ponies and dragon made a small circle around the sun’s Princess.

“Your highnesses, I wish to have a look on these elements, to confirm that they will be able to fight of the threat.” Data said, a tricorder in his belt.

“Come with me, I will take you to Canterlot. There you will have a look on the elements." The night Princess said to the android.

“Princess Celestia, I wish to stay here a little longer.”  All of them looked to Rarity.

“Why is that?”

“I want to look after Sweetie Belle. Also, Geordi mentioned that a certain doctor is looking to study the unicorns abilities and I wish to help.” She didn’t lie, but didn’t tell all the truth either.

“Very well.” Rarity took a few steps and was out of the circle.

There was a bright flash of light and the princesses, ponies, android and baby dragon disappeared. Rarity then went into the turbolift.

“Ten Forward.” The lift started to move.

He looks so strong and closed to himself. How am I going to start a conversation with him? She thought as the turbolift made its way to the Ten Forward.

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The night princess and the android pony materialized in front of the vault that guarded the elements.

“Now, could you please wait…” She was cut off by a magically thrown spear that went through the pony’s foreleg.

“Oh my heavens! Are you allright? WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO THIS ACTION?” Luna screamed, two unicorn guards came out from behind a column.

“I am quite all right your highness.” Data removed the foreign object from his leg. “It didn’t hit any primary movement systems or data storage modules, all I need is a patch of silicon to repair my skin.”

“How come you are not bleeding? Or feeling pain?” One of the guards asked, his eyes wide in curiosity.

“DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK?” Luna said in her royal Canterlot voice, making the guard shiver.

“I am an android; I don’t have blood or capability to fell pain.”

“Wait, you’re a robot?” Luna asked. She did notice the colt’s pale skin and unusual eyes, but had dismissed it as a trait of his original species.

“Yes.”

“Oh, that explains a few things.” She turned herself to the guards. “AS FOR YOU TWO:  BACK TO WORK, AND MAKE SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!” The guards saluted and quickly removed themselves from the room.

“Okay, let’s get to business.” The blue alicorn got her horn inside an aperture in the door. As her horn glowed, the door did so, and it finally opened, revealing the chest that contained the elements. She landed the necklaces and tiara at the ground.

“Thanks your highness.” Data got his tricorder out of his belt and started to scan the elements.

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There was a white flash, after which 5 ponies, one alicorn and one baby dragon appeared. A small rabbit was particularly happy about the presence of a certain Pegasus.

“Angel!” Fluttershy said, as she proceeded to hug her fluffy friend.

“I’ll be heading to Canterlot now my little ponies. Take care of your selves.” Celestia then disappeared in another white flash.

“And I am going to sleep, geez that made me tired!” Spike announced as he walked up the stairs into the bedroom.

“Girls, can ah talk to y’all for a second?”  The other four ponies gathered around Applejack. “Rarity lied.”

“What?” The four friends said in shock.

“Not exactly, I mean, she said the truth but not all of it. There is another reason for her to be on that fancy ship.”

“And what is it?” Twilight asked, with a curious look.

“Ah think she’s in love with that zebra stallion.”

“And what makes you said that?” Asked Twilight.

“Well, two things: I am the element of honesty, I can tell when someone is hiding the truth or lying.”

“And the other?” Rainbow asked.

“Having your brother as the town’s sex symbol kind of helps you to notice when someone falls in love with someone.” The country pony said, with a matter-of-fact one.

“I must say, I didn’t expect rarity to like the tough. I thought she would fall in love with one of those frou-frou colts that you find in fashion shows.” The cyan Pegasus said, a little amazed.

“I always knew. Rarity is by far the most perfect description of femininity I know. And that stallion is the perfect example of masculinity. It’s natural that she would fall in Love to her perfect opposite.” Everyone looked at Fluttershy. “I am kind of good in psychology.” She said, blushing.

“Well, do you girls know what this calls for? A PATRY!!!”

“Leave it for latter Pinkie, we have to prepare to use the elemens.” Twilight said, they had to think this through.

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When Rarity arrived at the Ten Forward, she noticed two things: The complete lack of chaos and destruction, and three fillies talking and giggling in a table.

“Darling, HOW did you accomplish this?” She asked Guinan, surprised.

“As I said, I am good with children. Bu they are not the reason you are here, are they?”

“No, I wanted to ask you some things about that Worf stallion.”

“You are in love with him, aren’t you?” Rarity gasped.

“How…?”

“I am a bartender; I don’t need telepathy to know when someone is in love.”

“Yes, it just that he is so… Manly!” The white unicorn said, with a blush on her face.

“I should warn you though, Klingon mating ritual is known for its toughness.”

“What do you mean?” She asked, with a curios look.

“I am not the most qualified person to describe, talk to Beverly. She will be able to make a more complete description of it. She is in sickbay”

“Ok, thanks or the help.”

“It was a pleasure.”

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Data closed his tricorder, he had been scanning for almost an hour now.

“There, I have enough data to run a simulation on the effects.”

“Do you wish to return?” Luna asked.

“Yes.” There was a light involving him and the next moment he was at the Enterprise’s bridge.

“Data! How did it go? And why is your uniform punctured?” Riker asked.

“One of the royal guards mistook me for a threat and threw a spear at me, I will be all right.” He said while transferring the tricorder’s data to his console. There was a small bip. “Sir, it appears that there is another object in orbit of the Nebula.”

“Kraken.” Worf said.

“I am sorry?”

“We are calling it Kraken, old earth literature.” Geordi said from his console.

“Kraken, an old earth sailor’s tale. A gigantic octopus monster said to devour entire ships.”

“Can you get it on screen?” Riker asked. Data pressed a few buttons and the mysterious object appeared on the screen.

“It looks like a satellite from a pre-warp civilization. Data, try to download its telemetry.” The caramel unicorn said. The pale earth pony started to press his console.

“I looks like it’s transmitting a radio signal, should I patch it trough?”

“Do it.” The Pegasus commander said, pointing at the screen.

A humanoid figure appeared on the screen, it had some facial features that made him look like a bajoran, but his skin was gray.

“This is chief scientist T’not! There isn’t much time left, I am changing this satellites orbit so it will follow this MONSTER’S path, if you are hearing this, it can’t be harmed from the outside, my people tried. We launched every one of the 18 thounsand nuclear missiles on our possession, but it barely scratched its surface, only the 500 that went inside this beast’s mouth made it react, if only we knew. I hope this helps anyone whose planet is about to be attacked ….*static* This is chief…”

“It loops. It is an improvised warning buoy.” Data stated.

“At least we now know its weakness. Worf, can you modify the photon torpedoes to make them more powerful?”

“Yes, nothing a few tweaks and some extra anti-matter can’t solve.”

“Commander, we have a problem. According to my calculations, even with the Enterprise’s entire arsenal, we won’t be able to destroy the threat.” Data said.

“Damn. What about those Harmony things?”

“They may be able to help; I still have to run the simulation.”

“Good. Do it. I will inform the Captain.”

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Rarity was now inside the ship’s medical bay. She didn’t know Dr. Beverly, so she had no idea what she looked like.

“Execuse me sir.” She said to a colt that was wearing a green suit. “Where can I find Dr Beverly?”

“She is in her office. You must be the mare that Guinan said was coming, am I right?”

“Yes.” Oh dear, I hope she didn’t tell him.

She went inside the mare’s office, and immediately noticed that she knew her.

“Hello, my name is Rarity, Guinan sent me.”

“Oh, hi! I saw you back on the library. Say, would you mind if I ran a few tests while you do a few simple tasks? I really want that data.”

“Okay.”

“Just sit here.” She  pointed to the chair were she was a few moments ago. Rarity did so.

“Okay…” Beverly stuck a few sensors at Rarity’s chest, head and one at her horn. “There, could you please levitate something?”

Rarity looked around; she saw a pad lying at the desk and levitated it.

“Good, good…”

“If you don’t mind, I need some information too…” The white unicorn said, a little embarrassed.

“What do you need?”

“Its, kind of personal…”

“Doctor-patient confidentiality.”

“Okay, here it goes…” Rarity took a deep breath. “I am in love with Worf.”

“Wait, what?” Beverly said, a little shocked.

“I know! It’s just that there is something about him that makes me just …melt!” She said with a blush on her face and a lost look on her eyes.

“Well, I am not the best person to talk about it. I am a doctor, not a counselor. Why did Guinan send you here?”

“Well, you see: I talked to her and…” She started to blush furiously.

“And…?”

“She said I should talk to you about Klingon mating rituals.” Rarity felt as Flutershy, hiding behind her own mane.

“Oh, I see. Wait here.” Beverly went outside her office and came back a few moments later. “Here, this should do.”

“What is it?”

“I’ve downloaded all available information on Klingon matting ritual there. It should have everything you need.”

She looked at the pad.

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, start small. Here.” Beverly pointed at a paragraph, Rarity started reading.

When choosing a mate, it is traditional for a female Klingon to bite the male's face, allowing her to taste his blood and get his scent.

“But, I couldn’t! I shouldn’t! I can’t bring myself to hurt him!”

“You won’t hurt him. He will fall in love for it. Just try doing it when you two are alone, okay?”

“Okay…” Rarity felt as if all of her blood had been directed to her face. “I will try…” Oh dear, I just hope he likes…