The Anti-Brony Chronicles
What Happened All Those Years Ago?
Previous ChapterNext ChapterA/N: This is a chapter that takes away from the storyline at hand and backtracks a bit, to about the year 2014, four years after the cartoon 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' was introduced to the world by Lauren Faust. This is when things took a strange turn for not only Anti-Bronies, but Bronies and Equestrians as well. This chapter will tell the story about what happened in the 78 year span that happened after 2014, the first offical day that Lauren Faust revealed that the cartoon was not the work of a team of cartoonists, but rather a film crew. That's right. Equestria DOES exist, and Lauren is the only one who knows about it (at the time). So let's get this started.
Year: 2014
Location: Austin's Great Grandfather's House, Canada, Earth
(From the viewpoint of his great grandfather, Age 16)
"And so, I say with great pleasure, that your stupid pony show sucks, and everyone who watches it is a complete tool! Submit."
I clicked the mouse on the 'Submit Comment' button on YouTube.
"Goddamn bronies. They're giving us teenaged males a bad name, as if males had much of a reputation to begin with." I muttered under my breath. Sometimes I wish that I had a chance to meet Lauren Faust just so I could tell her how much I hate her. Bah. I just wondered what made her decide to even restart that god-forsaken show in the first place. I decided to search Memebase for a few funny pictures. Maybe it would lighten my mood. Suddenly, plastered on the front page was a big screen-cap of a comment Lauren made on her dA account. Now normally, I would just scroll right past it, but the title of the meme intrigued me.
"Big Confession About MLP:FiM *NOT TROLLING*" I read aloud. "Oh yeah sure. Real believable." I read it anyways.
The article said that as it turned out, Equestria really exists, and that the ponies were real too. All the episodes were filmed on location in Equestria, with the consent of all the ponies, including Princess Celestia and Luna. I rolled my eyes. Sure they were. That's about as likely as a lighting strike hitting me after reading this article. I continued reading. The article went on to say that Lauren did not want to continue the show, because the portal she used to get to Equestria was getting unstable, and she could no longer go through it safely. She sadly announced the end of the series MLP:FiM, and apologized to all the bronies and pegasisters.
I just rolled my eyes.
"Suuuuuuurrrrrrre."
Year: 2021 (7 years after the cancelling of MLP:FiM)
Location: Austin's Great Grandfather's House, Canada, Earth
(Viewpoint of his Great Grandfather, Age 23)
"So what do you want to name it?"
Those were the words of my wife. We had just concieved a son and we were at our house, caring for it. I named it after my father. He had died in a car accident many years ago, so I wanted to carry on his spirit. She smiled and looked at the baby boy.
"I think he likes that name." I smiled and gently stroked his head.
Year:2052 (The Year Of The Brony Takeover Of Earth)
Austin's grandfather's House
(Viewpoint of his grandfather, Age 31)
"Take him! Go! We have to get out of here!"
"Where? We'll be slaughtered!"
"Just run! I'll hold them off!"
The bronies had invaded our town and were arresting any Anti-Bronies and Non-Bronies out there. I don't know how the fandom lasted so long! The show was cancelled over 35 years ago! I had to protect my wife and son so that they wouldn't arrest us all. I sent them out the back door and stayed behind to stop the bronies from getting to my only 2 loves in the world. My wife, and my only son. She ran downstairs and out the cellar door. I stayed behind to fend them off.
Year: 2081 (29 Years After Brony Takeover)
Austin's Father's House
(Viewpoint of his father, Age 29)
My family was still under a constant threat of being arrested. I was too. Luckily, as long as I didn't say anything bad, they wouldn't notice me, or my family. I was returning from work, driving my car down the highway to get home. It was rush hour, so it was pretty busy. I arrived at my house an hour later. I walked in and hugged my wife.
"Austin's asleep right now." she whispered. I smiled, but my smile soon faded when a team of SWAT officers kicked in the back door. We had been discovered. My wife grabbed my son and they left out the window. I grabbed my shotgun and ran after them. They chased after us, we knew we wouldn't get far. I told them to go. I could handle myself. They were reluctant, but they did. I aimed the shotgun at the oncoming SWAT team and fired off round after round.
(Viewpoint of his mother, Age 28)
I heard the cracks of my husband's shotgun, then the sound of gunfire from an entire SWAT team...He was gone. I ran to the only place I knew my baby would be safe. I ran to a family friend who knew I was not a pegasister, but they didn't care. I put my baby on the front steps and knocked on the door. I couldn't wait for them to answer. There was no time. I ran. I ran and disappeared into a forest, the SWAT team close behind. I knew I was gone too. I just hoped my baby was okay...
Year: 2097 (May 10th, Day The First Stable Link To Equestria Was Created)
Location: Unknown Address, Canada, Earth
(Viewpoint of Austin, Age 16.)
I sat there with my glass of discount cola, staring at the television reporter with great distaste.
"Our top story: The scientists have finally created a stable link to Equestria, nearly a century after our beloved show was cancelled. The only one currently operational is in Japan. The lead researcher has this to say." The picture changed to a Japanese scientist.
"It took a lot of planning and a lot of failed prototypes, but we've finally established a link to Equestria. Ummm, we are not quite certain where the said portal will lead, whether it be in one of the major towns, or just in the middle of nowhere. We are still working on setting the locations of the exit portal.-"
*click*
I turned of the TV set. Great. The portal was finally created. The ponies are probably like, 80 or something by now, I bet even Twilight Sparkle is dead. I snickered under my breath. Man, are those bronies going to be disappointed. I was still quite angry though...Bronies killed both my grandparents AND parents. At least, that's what I heard...I hated them. All I wanted was to avenge them. I vowed that if Princess Celestia and Luna are still alive when I turn 16, that I will hunt them both down and slaughter them. I sighed. I just wonder what will happen now.
*8 Months Later*
I heard the news, but I couldn't believe it. The ponies were not only alive and well, but they hadn't aged a day, AND they were now living with us here on Earth. The world leaders even said that Celestia and Luna can also rule over here too! I was shocked, angry and confused. I decided that now was the time to act. I left. I left my foster family who helped me all these years. I found an old boarded up house, and fixed it up within a week. It wasn't a big job. I finally ended up getting some internet and found out how to order military grade weaponary and recipes on how to create tranquilizers and smoke grenades. Finally, I created a variety of gadgets and tools in case I needed them.
I just smiled at my arsenal. I was ready for this. It took years of preparations and 4 months of parkour lessons, but now I'm ready.
I picked up my shotgun.
"Ready or not...."
I pumped the shotgun and grinned.
"Here I come."
A/N: And now the story is up-to-date on what happened all those years ago. This was just in case anyone was wondering. And, I'd like to repeat, this story does NOT reflect my views on MLP:FiM or bronies in general. I love the show, the characters, and the fandom. Brony and Proud. Any questions, comments or critism, please let me know in the comment section below!
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