NONE OF IT MATTERS

"Can pre-emptive violence against fascists be justified?" asked Trevorrow.

Just then, Rian's jaw stretched forward, his eyes moved to the side of his face and his hands fattened into hooves. He could not scream but blood poured from his mouth.

Colin tried to comfort Rian after the transformation occurred but Rian was inconsolable. Hajime wondered when this would occur to her. She stared at her hands.

"We tried to pre-emptively stop fascists through violent means before. It didn't work. It only gave them more ammo," said Hajime.

"Does that mean I have to wait until my friends and colleagues are either dead or under fascist rule to act? Because make no mistake, violence is the only thing fascists listen to," said Colin.

"We don't need to convince fascists Colin. We need to convince the man -- sorry, pony on the street," said Hajime.

"You're going to go, aren't you?" asked Colin.

"If the fascists win, New Texas may be under threat," stated Hajime.

"Don't be too trusting of the counter revolutionaries either," said Colin.

Hajime remembered her torture at the hands of the white pony.

"I won't," she said.

She ran toward Ponyville with some popcorn chicken given to her by Colin in her pocket. Delicious sweet KFC popcorn chicken. She noticed an old couple having dinner in the garden. They had a capillary parked in the driveway. Hajime jumped into the cadillac and drove it away as the trusting elderly ponies had left the key in the ignition. As she drove along, Hajime popped some of the delicious popcorn chicken into her mouth.

Suddenly, Yogi Bear stood in her path except he looked like some furry artist tried to emulate Rob Liefeld. The bulging muscles, the numerous unnecessary chains and abundance of purposeless pouches scattered across Yogi's threadbare outfit caused Hajime to howl with unrestrained laughter. Yogi growled.

"No more!" he cried "I will end your puny life as if--"

Hajime then ran him over with the cadillac, splattering his brains across the road to ponyville. It appeared that Yogi's suicide was actually a contract with the devil and now he was in hell, where he belonged.

Hajime smashed through the border patrol station, killing the guard instantly. She stomped on the gas and used her gatchaman form to leap to the office of the CoUS' leader. She was then instantly caught in an unbreakable magic bind by lieutenant Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight proceeded to torture the living daylights out of the scum that attempted an assassination attempt on dear leader Scootaloo. Twilight wondered what race this treacherous human would turn into. If it was a unicorn, the state may consider simply executing her. She may even receive a funeral. Humans were bad news. She knew that. Either they were crazy enough to attempt to nuke pony territory or they were moralistic enough to interfere with the government's affairs. Warmongers or busybodies. There was no in-between. Hajime cried as her last toenail was teased with a set of pliers. She prayed for death. Due to Lieutenant Twilight Sparkle's irrational anger, her prayers were soon answered.

TO BE CONTINUED...