This was the by-product of five things:
1) Writers block
2) Boredom
3) Lack of diversity
4) Too much seriousness
5) Those little Birthday games you see on the internet but pony based.
Join some Mexican as he goes through daily life as a freaky human being in Equestria, being with nothing but ponies and a few other things, hoping to god no pony has a gay crush on him.

Because that has happened before, and it didn't end well. In fact, it ended so badly that god himself was like "DAAAANNNGG!"
………..

There is no such thing as censorship here.

I will continue the other story till the end. But this one is just for fun. Well my fun at least. I am open to anything you have to say, even if it has nothing to do with the story. This can and probably will include all the ponies. And some other things.