'PORN WITH PLOT' Disclaimer: This fanfic is a poor attempt at weaving an actual story into something that's really just porn. You have been warned.

Sex Scenes have 3 different versions: Straight, Gay, Bisexual. Different characters appear in the different versions.

Joseph was just a regular guy with a regular job and a regular life. Other than his love for a certain group of technicolor Equines, he was plain average. Or, well, he thought he was. He actually is skilled and more clever than he gives himself credit for.

Suddenly and mysteriously trapped between worlds for a thousand years, his only companion is a mysterious voice that keeps him sane.

One day, the voice reveals itself as none other than Discord, the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. He sends the human to Equestria, to create just enough chaos to let him out. Upon entering Equestria, he is promptly kidnapped by The Ministry of Transdimensional Affairs, headed by none other than Lyra Heartstrings.

Yeah, you can see where that is going. However, through a highly painful magi-tech procedure, he becomes a Unicorn. Of course, there is a sort of learning curve to being a pony, one that a few "Kind" ponies would be more than happy to help him with.

Discord still expected him to fulfill his end of the bargain, but... Once Joe was outside the secret facility, though... Well, Discord failed to account for just how much of a Brony he was.

Now, he stands with the ponies against the forces of darkness, and especially against Discord.

While this is technically an HiE clopfic, there's a lot more to it. Namely an overarching storyline and less sex than a usual clopfic.

In upcoming chapters there's hot gooey bisexual loving, some slight domination fantasies, as well as bondage and, heheh... "Milking Machines", if you know what I mean. If you aren't chill with these sorts of things, don't bother faving. Or even reading / commenting for that matter.

YE HAVE BEEN WARNED!