Hyrulequestria

Ch.62

“Really?” Helmaroc said before rising into the air. “Once I beat you into submission I’ll make you my first toy!”

“Get her Shining!” I cheered. “Kick her in the pussy!”

“Quiet Fairy!” Shikoro huffed as he grabbed my bottle, scurrying to the jail cell and pulling a lever, the girls inside screaming as they were dropped through the floor into a second cell below, and then the floor closed back up.

“What are you doing?!” I squeaked in panic as the intelligent minion skirted the battle towards the ramp, throwing another lever.

“Helping my Queen.” Shikoro declared as he began running up the ramp.

Volvagia/Shining dodged Helmaroc’s talons and used the Grappleclaw to hook on her thick armored helm and used a set of boots to build up speed after her. They yanked on the rope and launched towards the bird, sword drawn. Helmaroc didn’t even bother to dodge, the mighty sword impacted, sinking into her plush bosom and the even fluffier yet durable feathers, bouncing off.

She haughtily laughed at their shock and swung at them with her taloned hands, smashing through a section of the spiraling ramp that Shikoro had just dashed past, the tower began to fill with seawater below us as miniblins gathered on the walls, throwing tiny darts at my Hero.

“Shiny! Her feathers are super-tough! You need to-OoOoOoOoOo~!” I was shaken violently by the smart minion carrying me again-! “BLEUGH~!” Ugh...someone save me~. I sank into my pile of sparkly magic dust to try and recover while Volvagia/Shining breathed fire on the giant hen. She simply cackled, bodily trying to tackle them into a wall with her gigantic tits, smashing more of the ramp, which again Shikoro managed to stay ahead of.

“Pathetic! Nothing can get past my feathers!” Helmaroc proudly boasted, then moved to block my potential savior when she tried to fly for Shikoro. “Ah-ah! Your business is with me, and my dick.” Helmaroc declared lustily, even groping one of her tits as she cupped her lower abdomen, where her retracted penis likely resided.

“Maybe later, once you’ve had your head cleared up, but right now you’re a total bitch!” Volva/Shiny shouted at the hen and again attempted to fight the massive bird woman as Shikoro got to the top of the ramp, and began running across the roof towards the ‘branch’ leading up to the gutted galleon that served as the estate of this otherwise utilitarian fortress.

“W-where are you taking me~?” I weakly groaned, looking back to see Shiny/Volva had reached the roof as it began closing, Helmaroc emerging at the last second dramatically, her long golden/aqua tail feathers whipping around before she spread her wings and other limbs with a cheeky grin to her beak.

Shikoro didn’t bother responding, the shaman monster barging through the ornate double doors and hurrying to the back of the otherwise empty back-half of a galleon. There was a lonely triangular mirror and a plain if comfy looking bed. “Master. Helmaroc is bound to fall with her hubis. Before I leave, is this one worthwhile?” He held me up to the mirror, and I cowered away from it, pressing against the wall of the bottle as far away as I could manage.

“Perhaps. Such Power contained within a tiny fairy. But if she belongs to the Hero, it would be suicide to try and take her along. Leave her. I have a use for you yet Shikoro.” The deep, bone-humming voice from the mirror made me shudder in ways not altogether unpleasant, but I at the same time was scared beyond reason, and thankful he decided taking me wasn’t worth the extra risk.

It was about then Helmaroc started moaning in pleasure as I heard Shining/Volvagia cry out. “Very well then.” Shikoro tossed my bottle-oh~ I’m so sick of getting motion sick-and was promptly broken down into little black squares and sucked into the mirror, which then seemed to collapse in on itself, leaving only the stand it had been on.

“Ah~! Yes~!” Helmarock wailed in pleasure. Shortly afterward I heard the Song of Healing, followed by the explosion I associated with someone turning into a mask. After several minutes, Shiny/Volva stumbled into the empty galleon with a term-with-twins bloated belly, looking really pleased with herself, carrying a snoozing Helmaroc mask in her hands.

“She got you?!” I yelped in worry, considering Shiny was male and hasn’t even had sex as a female before.

“We got her, though We will say it was the only idea we had.” They said as they stumbled to the bed.

“You were supposed to use the Ball and Chain on her helmet to expose her crest! It’s her weak point!” I wailed in despair. We don’t have time for Shiny to get knocked up!

“We did that. At most all it did was piss her off before she landed and started attacking us even more fiercely. Hard to hit it again with her boobs in the way.” Shining huffed while rubbing her belly, perfectly covered by the magic padded armor. “Though when her cock started poking out in excitement, it revealed a rather useful weak point.”

“One you shoved your cunt onto?! How are you not torn in half?! She was easily four times your height!” Which was still shorter than Gohma when we first met her, but still!

“Look, she wasn’t gonna give us a chance to even breathe let alone get at her crest. That, and I refuse to castrate someone.” Shiny insisted as she licked her lips and rubbed her belly with her left hand, holding the drowsy Helmaroc up in her right, devoid of her armored facemask, her bright red eyes managing to be piercing despite her lack of focus. “Anyway, welcome to this side of the fight between good and evil. We have team jackets.”

“Huh? Oh, sure, whatever. Goddesses, that mask screwed me up good.” Helmaroc complained as she clenched her eyes. “Still have a headache.”

“Yes, I guess.” I mewled before seeing Shining wiggle uneasily, “What’s up?”

“Volvagia, how fast do you reproduce?” Shining asked as she began panting.

“Not a clue. Never did it. Well, not directly. I never even knew my mountain was with eggs. Besides, how will we know it-.” Suddenly they gasped, grasping their belly as it suddenly firmed up.

“Well, something is pushing out of us.” Shining groaned as she pulled on her face. “Can’t take you off!”

“WHAT?!” I yelped as I watched their pregnant belly swell a bit more to term with triplets, and then they groaned as their amniotic fluid gushed from their vagina.

“I’m sorry~!” Helmaroc apologized while they clutched her tightly to their bosom.

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It was a horrible experience. I had to watch, trapped in the bottle as Shiny/Volva birthed three infant-sized red-speckled eggs. They took at least an hour of screaming and crying. It was absolutely horrid. If I’d been free, I could’ve made the experience much easier on them like I did for Luna, but no.

However, by the end of it, Volvagia/Shiny were lying on the bed, curled protectively around their eggs as they dozed. I fell asleep too until the sun came up, and they finally got around to freeing me. “Y’know. I could’ve made that so much easier on you if you’d have listened to me and got me out.”

“I know, and I regret not having the will to muscle through the agony to do more than just push.” One of them said as they carefully put their eggs into the satchel. “They’ll be fine in there, right?”

“For the last time: yes! If you can store a hot meal in my storage space, and it’s still hot coming out, or cold ice cream in and it’s still frozen coming out, they’ll be fine in there!” I understand being protective of them, but please stop doubting me when it comes to the lives of children!

“Please, have patience with them. I’m really worried too, and it’s mostly because as a denizen of Dark World; I have had no experience with reproduction. Until recently, we didn’t even have females!” Helma, who preferred not to be referred to in full unless addressing her by title, admitted from her place hanging on the Hero’s belt. “I mean, we often fantasized of carnal desires, or had massive homo-erotic orgies, but children? Unheard of unless you were a Gohma!”

“You’re taking this rather well, considering how you were before,” I commented grumpily as I led the women out onto the balcony, where we took off in flight, heading for the King of Red Lions. Hm, I just noticed I have my ambient magic high enough to manifest my physical body again...whatever. I don’t need hands, or tits, or all the other sexy bits that is my body right now.

“Oh, trust me, I’m rather bemused about it myself. I was utterly appalled and disgusted with my new female form. It was foreign, confusing, and altogether far too enjoyable when before I wasn’t even humanoid. I was desperate to get back to how I was before, but I ended up wanting to settle for having a penis again at least. Because back there? Tell me, honestly. How hot am I?” Helma cheekily questioned with her beak smirking knowingly.

“Beyond fuckable, a 10 outta 10, would fuck again.” Shiny or Volva said in agreement, even groping a tit and biting their lower lip. The fact that it either was Shiny, or at least he wasn’t adding to it or rebutting it, was worrying.

“Hey, hey! None of that! Shiny, you need to take Volva off as soon as possible, and hope that your body and personality hasn’t been altered too much.” He hasn’t worn her nearly as long as Gohma, but he also just had a rapid multiple pregnancy and birthed eggs.

“Huh? Oh! Shit!” Shiny, for it had to be him there, then sped up towards the ship, landed, and yanked Volva off. “Okay, checklist! Tits?” Shiny grabbed his chest, sighing at feeling just his pecs. “Is my ass or my hips any bigger? Do I look fat?” Shining asked me as he turned around and then shoved his hands down his pants. “The family jewels are here, and behind them...whew, nothing. Bet I can breathe fire or something though.”

“Uh...Shiny?” I nervously said as I manifested my sexy draconequus fairy body, sized up, and made my membrane as reflective as possible so he could see his new Kirin form in my tits. “Looks like you got a bit too much dragon in you.”

“Aw...well, at least this lush mane and tail are rather nice. The antler horn is a bit weird, but I could get used to it.” Shining calmly examined himself before shrugging. “Oh well. Better than changing gender, or my species entirely. I won’t have to try to relearn all my magic at least.”

“What sexy beast has he become~?” Volvagia questioned from her place on the deck, her eyes heart-shaped and her lips drooling.

“I can’t see! I want to see!” Helma complained from his belt, and I sighed as Epona beelined right for him, and I ignored her flirtatiously invading his space to summon my plant bikini back onto me and let my membrane become my new blue-white color so I could address Captain Daphnes, who had come out of his cabin shortly after we landed on the deck.

“Captain Daphnes, the fortress is cleared of most of all the minions. Take us in so you can start looting the place while I get set up. Oh, and be sure to search everywhere for the prisoners.” I informed the very competent griffin, who nodded and pulled out his boatswain whistle, rousing the crew.

“I swear, my ass feels a bit fatter. Navi, as the person I’m most intimate with, you’d know; is my ass fatter?” Shiny asked insistently of me as he backed into my pelvis and smirked deviously.

“Sh-Shining Armor! This isn’t the time for this kind of behavior, and this is unlike you!” I could feel the arousal from him, usually a small trickle, now a steady hum making me randy already!

“A-ah...sorry.” Shining hesitantly removed his tight, muscular ass from my bikini area, and I missed the presence so much I nearly followed him. But I resisted as he took a calming breath, running his hands through his much bigger, fluffier, and downright sexier mane of blue/light-blue hair that even seemed to come around in front in a tuft cresting his chest just below his throat. “I need to meditate.”

“Yes. That’s a good-mm~.” He pulled me into a sudden kiss, hands longingly caressing my waist until he pulled away, looking hungry before gritting his sharper teeth, and rushed to the bowsprit, where he then sat in a seiza position and was left alone, having tossed Helma from his belt next to Volvagia on the deck on the way.

“I’m guessing he’s usually more reserved than that?” Helma asked as I picked her and Volva up, pressing them to my tits and the bird-woman squawked as she ‘possessed’ my left breast.

“Yes, much more.” I sighed, “I think wearing you guys is affecting him more mentally, and I think it’s Majora’s stupid plan.” I had a sinking feeling that Majora was indeed being as cruel and evil as he was in the game. Perhaps all this sexy nonsense is an actual means to an end, what that end is I don’t get though. How could sex destroy the world? Well, besides flooding it with lava fem-cum that is.

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“So. That makes three so far.”I groggily awoke as a tree, standing in my new place taking up half of the central courtyard of the Forsaken Fortress. My new tree was leaned up against the central tower, ass and upper back pressing into the stone as my canopy extended up into the ‘branches’ of the unnatural rock formation. It seems I even reinforced the ropes holding up the giant anchors with vines. “You’re doing so well, and providing such a show.”

“M-Majora?” I wearily asked as I looked around. I couldn’t move, not with how my new body had to literally lean on the bulbous tower for support. My roots were able to take in the seawater just fine, but all the complex built-in filtration of my mangrove-style roots meant that the water and nutrition I got was that much harder to get.

“Ding-dong, the bell chimes. Heh. At least you’re finally proving worth the investment.” Majora’s Mask suddenly appeared in front of my snout, and I whimpered at the floating Mask, it’s eyes piercing my soul. “For a long while, I figured just screwing with your mind and soul until you became a complete sex addict was all I’d get out of you. Now though? You might finally make this world so much less predictable.”

“B-but I’m of Order…” I weakly replied, only to whimper as I felt something inside me, not in a good way, writhing about. It made me want to puke. I feel so sick…

“Ha! That’s exactly what this world needs! It’s all so predictably Chaotic! I want to see what a force of Order trying to actually corral this place will do! Keep it up, and I might move you from ‘interesting’ to ‘must-watch’ on the television ratings!” The demented entity cackled and slowly began fading away-.

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“*GASP*!” I jolted, my vines, branches, and roots all tugging on my various moorings as I panted, my wooden chest heaving as I managed to move my eyes about. Like in the dream, I was practically fused to the tower, my huge ass squishing into it, my arms bound to it with burrowing branches and vines, kinda making me look like a giant ship figurehead.

“What’s up?” Shining asked, sounding a little bit more normal, his meditation had led to him not flooding me with arousal and he also seemed much calmer. “You took a day this time. I figure it’s the seawater.”

“N-nothing. Just a bad dream.” Nothing you can do about it, I won’t bother you with the details. “So how has Daphnes’ crew done on the fortress?”

“You should be asking how the military is doing with the fortress.” Shiny joked, and I looked around as much as my locked position could manage, seeing several pegasi, changelings, and griffins all flying about, organizing, shoring up the fortress’ defenses and ferrying things up to my canopy and back down. They’re using me as a mass-transit warp portal! I feel so useful!

“When did this all happen?” I asked with amusement upon noticing fairies floating about with heavy loads, all adorably grunting and bemoaning the hard labor. “Ladies? Why are you all working so hard?”

“Queen Navi! Hey girls! She’s awake!” Gushed the nearest fairy, who made the crate she was carrying down from my canopy float to the ground of the over-crowded courtyard. All the fairies in the area followed suit, and they all began cheering as they flew about me, playfully bouncing on my chest, frolicking in my canopy, or even teasing my nethers and crawling into my ass crack, making me giggle in joy at seeing my subjects so happy just to see me well.

“They started helping out the moment you went into your ‘Trance’, saying that if you’re working so hard, then they have no excuses.” Shining laughed as he managed to ignore the couple of fairies flying up to him and smooching his cheeks, giggling as they flew off.

“Really, well that’s good of them. Though it reminds me, are all fairies female? If so, then why was Discord male?” I questioned, finally getting around to wondering about fairies and draconequus. In fact, what do I look like? I still have my caribou antlers and snout, and my left arm looks like a griffin while the right looks like a cat, but I haven’t seen a mirror since my most recent, and hopefully final changes.

“Because it was different!” Eris suddenly proclaimed as she flew down from my canopy, markedly different from all the other draconequus fairies by the fact that each segment of her body was its own color, all swapping around at random every couple or several seconds. “I set out to defy our Queens by refusing to be female, refusing to be a single boring color and then refusing to be partially in the Veil. I nearly became a King myself, but always managed not to go that far, until you came along and ruined it for me missy~!” Eris winked.

“Oh, and now we’re the rulers?” I asked rhetorically and Eris looked nervous.

“Eh, yes and no~,” Eris whined reluctantly.

“Queen Eris~! I turned someone’s earwax into banana pudding!” Cheerfully proclaimed a fairy.

“Queen Eris! Our mission to turn all popcorn in the minish kingdom into candy corn was a success!” Declared a group of fairies, my fellow Queen blushing at being caught out

“Eris?” I crossed my arms and arched a disapproving eyebrow at feeling a brewing feeling of anger from within me. “Do we need to have a talk?”

“No! No talk necessary! I was just-.” Eris was interrupted by a few fairies popping in, carrying what looked like a crown smeared with marshmallow fluff and honey.

“Queen Eris! We coated the Storm King’s crown with-.”

“Eris!” I snarled, and my ‘sister’ of Chaos sheepishly poked her index fingers together at being so thoroughly caught out. “I can’t believe you! All that talk about ‘doing better’ after it was found out you’re one of the chief catalysts for the state of the world, and you almost immediately go back to dumb pranks, even using our loyal subjects for your bidding!”

“I can’t help it! It’s my very nature! I have to sow Chaos!” Eris angrily snapped back, and I reeled a bit into the fort’s outer wall at her so vindictively defending herself. “It’s hard okay! Especially since you spread Order just by existing! You barely have to do more than you already are to start putting things together! It’s like the Veil, the very fabric of reality is on your side!”

“Well excuse me if I’m trying to save the world! You pulling shit like this isn’t help-!” Suddenly, we were both silenced by iridescent magic over our muzzles, and Harmonia hovered down from my canopy in visible disappointment and disapproval.

“You two. You’re better than this. Now shut up. Kiss. Move on.” Harmonia demanded, and we leered at each other, still upset. “I’m going to count to three. One.” I felt something was wrong. “Two.” H-holy shit! “Three-.” Eris dove for my lips, kissing one of my infinitely larger wooden lips. “That’s better. You two can talk about this later after you’ve cooled off your heads.” Harmonia then hovered back up into my canopy after releasing our snouts from her magic.

“Sorry. Let’s talk later okay?” Eris meekly said, and I sighed quietly out of my nose.

“Okay. Another for the road?” I gently requested, and Eris smooched my nose instead of my lip.

“As good as all this is. Navi, we need to head home. Daphnes and the ship went back hours ago, and Volva and Helma went with them.” Shining butted into our conversation, reminding me that lavishing in the affections of my fairy subjects and shooting the breeze with my lover and co-ruler wasn’t important enough to put off reporting back.

“Yes, that sounds good.” I chuckled wiggling for him to jump into my bust. “Let's head home to our lovers, and check on the babies.” We need to make sure Shiny, Volva, and Helma’s clutch of eggs were properly cared for. I don’t know how long it’ll take for them to hatch, but I’d rather not risk that be inside a magical storage dimension.