My Little Pony: Escape From Earth

(Portal Station)

Twilight, Spike, Fluttershy, Flash, and Smolder had arrived at the portal station at the edge of Ponyville. Spike couldn’t hide his excitement, & needless to say, Smolder couldn’t either.

“You remembered to get the tickets right?” Spike asked Twilight.

“Don’t worry Spike, I got them right here in my saddlebags” Twilight pointed out. She then noticed that Flash was on his phone, not paying attention. “Flash, we’re about to go through the portal to Earth.”

“Huh? Oh! Sorry Twi. I was just updating my profile on facebook.” Flash apologized. “So… have you been to Earth before?”

“Yes, I’ve been to Earth before. In a different universe though. The Earth we’re going to is known as the ‘Real World’ & we have millions of fans there.”

“‘Real World’? What do you mean by that Twilight?” Flash asked

“Well you see, in that universe we’re actually a bunch of fictional characters in a cartoon show made by the human counterpart of our Goddess; Lauren Faust.”

“I didn’t know that!” Flash barked. “Huh. You never know what you could learn about your own world.”

The portal to Earth opened & it was time to step through. “Alright guys, here we go!” Twilight Announced.

(Tidal Wave Studios)

Twilight and the others stepped through the portal and were now in front of a large building. “Well, here we are!” Spike said.

“Woah" Smolder said. "That’s kind of an odd looking building.”

“You’re telling me.” Flash agreed. They started walking toward the entrance. When they arrived they stopped by a guard.

“Welcome to Tidal Wave Studios. How may I help you five?” thee guard asked.

Flash walked over to the guard to respond. “Yeah hi, we’re here to see… uh, the uh... ”

“The Human Bunch” Spike finished. “We’re here to see The Human Bunch for my birthday.”

“He’s a little excited.” Twilight said.

“I’ll need your ID.” The guard says. Flash shows him his ID and the guard takes a few notes then continues. “You just gotta follow that sidewalk up to Building One. Take a left, go forward, and then on your left again should be the building.”

Flash thanked the guard, and before they could head for Building One, Spike spoke to the guard. “I can’t believe you actually get to work here. Is this the best job in the world? Do you know the Human Bunch?”

“Spike, can you fold your wings? They’re in my space.” Flash complained

The guard then spoke up. “You know, sometimes at night when I’m the only worker here, I see those four kids riding around in their little cars. Laughing and singing.”

“Really?” Spike asked a tad nervous.

“He’s playing with you Spike.” Flash assured him. Then they started heading for the Building One Gym. “Are you excited Spike?” Flash asked.

“I really wanna meet Sarah.” Spike replied. “Hey Smolder, did you ever dream of meeting the Human Bunch?”

“No, not really, but this should be a little interesting.”

They arrived at Building One & noticed a whole bunch of people and ponies have shown up to see the show. Twilight then saw a familiar looking unicorn stallion in a red robe, and realized it was Chancellor Neighsay. “Neighsay!?”

“Twilight Sparkle? Well, long time no see. What brings you here?” Neighsay asked.

“We’re here to celebrate Spikes birthday.”

“Well happy birthday Spike.”

“Thanks.” Spike said.

“So you’re Princess Twilight and Spike the Brave and Glorious? It’s great to finally meet you in person.” Spike and Twilight turned to see a white unicorn mare with an aqua mane, and a wand for a cutie mark.

“Oh by the way guys this is my marefriend; Poppy.” Neighsay introduced.

“It’s nice to meet you Poppy.” Twilight said. “Are you here to see the show to?”

“Oh yes. I’ve been watching the show since it first began airing. I really can’t wait to see them perform live.” After Poppy said that a woman came out of the building with a clipboard.

“Hello everyone, I’m Barb and I’ll be your guide. So who’s excited to see the Human Bunch?” Everyone in the crowd cheered. “Well sit tight because we’re about to have a groovy time!” The crowd groaned at the awful statement. “I know, they make me say it. Anyway, while we’re inside please have your phones on silent as to not disturb the others.”

As Barb finished explaining, everyone heard a honk. They turned to see the Human Bunch arrive in a car with Beegle driving. Spike was so excited to see them he didn’t notice he was in the center of the road. Luckily Beegle noticed Spike and stopped the car just before it could hit him. “Spike!” Twilight shouted, getting Spike out of the road before the Human Bunch drove off. “What the Hell were you thinking!? You have to be more careful than that!” Twilight said.

“Sarah wouldn’t hurt me. She’s my favorite.” Spike said. He then turned to Smolder. “Hey, Smolder. Which one is your favorite?”

“I’m gonna have to say the boy in the red shirt.”

“You mean Jason?” Spike asked.

“Yeah, that’s who I’m talking about.”

Twilight then sighed. “I can’t believe he just ran out like that.” She then turned to Flash who was on his phone, obviously unaware of what had happened. “Flash?”

“Huh?” Flash asked, not taking his eyes off the phone. Twilight gets irritated and snatches his phone from him. “Hey, I need that! That’s work!”

“Spike was almost hit by a Bunch Buggy.” Twilight pointed out.

Flash looked at Spike. “Well, that would’ve been an embarrassing way to die.” Twilight face-hoofed and turned away.

(Human Bunch Breakroom)

Beegle, Jason, Mikey, and Sarah are drinking some soda while getting ready for the show. Finally Jason broke the silence. “Did you guys see what I saw?” He asked

“Yeah, it was Spike, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Smolder and Flash Sentry.” Beegle answered. “I didn’t know that characters from our favorite show were fans of ours.”

“Yeah, although there was someone else in that crowd that looked familiar.” Mikey pointed out.

Jason knew exactly who it was. “It’s that racist bastard Neighsay. The same unicorn who mistreated the young six and leader of the E.E.A.” Truth be told, the Human Bunch was extremely aware of the trouble Neighsay had caused.

“I also saw a familiar looking white Alicorn in the crowd” Sarah said.

“Shit! It’s that heartless whore of a mare; Princess Celestia!” Jason snapped. “I thought she retired after turning Tirek, Cozy Glow, and Chrysalis to stone.”

“Well what do we do?” Beegle asked.

Jason thought for a moment, then decided. “I’ll tell you what we’ll do. We’ll make sure this is the last show she’ll ever see.”

Mikey walked back into the room. “I just got word that Celestia’s not the only one here. Luna and Discord are here as well.”

“Even better!” Jason shouted. We’ll make Celestia, Luna and Discord pay for what they did to Tirek, Chrysalis and Cozy Glow. Especially Cozy Glow!” They began to cackle. Sarah doing more of a giggle. But they were interrupted when their manager came in.

“Alright kids, the show will begin in 15 minutes so get ready.” He said

“I’ll be with you guys shortly.” Jason promised. “I got some thinking to do...”