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To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow
Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.

When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.

A somewhat unofficial sisterfic to 2Merr's Dear Princess Sunbutt

There may not be a response to every letter, and letters 1-11 were taken from my comments in said sister-story.

Please support 2Merr's story too if you like this one. This is written with encouragement of the original author.

(Note: Picture used without permission from Derpibooru. Upon request it will be promptly removed.)

EDIT: Apparently someone's done a reading of this and its sisterfic over on Youtube! Why does nopony tell me these things.

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30040 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
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154 Chapters:

  1. From HRH Sunbutt, RE: Letter 1 2019-09-29 01:33:04 UTC
    193
  2. From HRH Hotcheeks RE: Letter 2 2019-09-29 01:33:09 UTC
    113
  3. From HRH Cake'N'Bake, RE: Letter 3 2019-09-29 01:33:13 UTC
    123
  4. From HRH Not-Luna RE: Letter 4 2019-09-29 01:33:17 UTC
    209
  5. From HRH Matriarchy, RE: Letter 5 2019-09-29 01:33:21 UTC
    80
  6. From HRH Smacks-A-Thot, RE: Letter 6 2019-09-29 01:35:39 UTC
    168
  7. From HRH Cellybelly, RE: Letter 7 2019-09-29 01:37:31 UTC
    106
  8. From HRH Bootybutt, RE: Letter 8 2019-09-29 01:40:10 UTC
    259
  9. From HRH Celigula(?), RE: Letter 9 2019-09-29 01:41:33 UTC
    168
  10. From Tia, RE: Letter 10 2019-09-29 01:42:29 UTC
    94
  11. From HRH Celery, RE: Letter 11 2019-09-29 01:45:41 UTC
    146
  12. From HRH Burnbutt, RE: Letter 12 2019-09-29 02:14:05 UTC
    219
  13. From HRH Celestia, To A-SD-413 (Letter 13) 2019-09-29 02:22:36 UTC
    177
  14. From Tia, RE: Letter 13.5 2019-09-29 02:27:19 UTC
    143
  15. From HRH Toasty Tush, RE: Letter 14 2019-09-29 02:41:18 UTC
    396
  16. From HRH Hot Tamale, RE: Letter 15 2019-09-29 02:52:23 UTC
    190
  17. From Tia, RE: Letter 16 2019-09-29 02:59:55 UTC
    193
  18. From HRH Bighorse, RE: Letter 17 2019-09-29 03:12:18 UTC
    287
  19. From Tia, RE: Letter 17.1 2019-09-29 17:47:50 UTC
    153
  20. From HRH Permaboomer, RE: Letter 18 2019-09-29 21:28:14 UTC
    115
  21. From HRH Not-Queen, RE: Letter 19 2019-09-29 21:43:02 UTC
    256
  22. From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (20) 2019-09-30 14:16:44 UTC
    189
  23. From Tia, RE: Letter 20.1 2019-09-30 15:21:38 UTC
    253
  24. From HRH Sunspot, RE: Letter 21 2019-09-30 17:48:01 UTC
    184
  25. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 22 2019-09-30 17:55:26 UTC
    123
  26. From HRH Four-Tenths, RE: Letter 23 2019-09-30 18:00:46 UTC
    142
  27. From HRH Cellophane, RE: Letter 24 2019-09-30 18:08:07 UTC
    219
  28. From HRH Hotcake, RE: Letter 25 2019-09-30 18:18:46 UTC
    255
  29. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 26 2019-10-01 00:43:11 UTC
    197
  30. From Tia, RE: Letter 26.1 2019-10-01 00:47:38 UTC
    81
  31. From HRH Sylvestia, RE: Letter 27 2019-10-01 18:23:01 UTC
    212
  32. From HRH Solar Beam, RE: Letter 27.1 2019-10-01 18:34:39 UTC
    244
  33. From HRH Sunscreen, RE: Letter 27.2 2019-10-01 21:45:24 UTC
    209
  34. From HRH Starfire, RE: ... Apples? (28-28.6) 2019-10-02 12:53:07 UTC
    142
  35. From HIM Applesworth I, to HRH Celestia (non-canon) 2019-10-02 17:54:18 UTC
    387
  36. From HRH Hot Potato, RE: Letter 29 2019-10-02 18:29:43 UTC
    221
  37. From HRH Sunny, RE: Letter 30 2019-10-02 23:39:04 UTC
    177
  38. From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 31.1 2019-10-04 12:47:03 UTC
    152
  39. From HRH Sundae, RE: Letter 32 2019-10-04 12:52:03 UTC
    164
  40. From HRH A-sol-ine, RE: Letter 33 2019-10-04 18:55:18 UTC
    146
  41. From HRH Eternally Young, RE: Letter 34 2019-10-04 19:04:25 UTC
    196
  42. From HRH Tea N. Crumpet, RE: Letter 35 2019-10-04 19:10:26 UTC
    169
  43. From HRH Pegacorn, RE: Letter 36 2019-10-05 14:35:30 UTC
    77
  44. From HRH Porcelaine, RE: Letter 37 2019-10-05 14:40:28 UTC
    154
  45. From HRH Palpatia(?), RE: Letter 38 2019-10-07 00:38:18 UTC
    30
  46. From HRH Celsius, RE: Letter 39 2019-10-07 00:39:58 UTC
    39
  47. From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (40) 2019-10-08 16:43:08 UTC
    275
  48. From Tia, RE: Letter 41 2019-10-08 16:46:50 UTC
    52
  49. From Her Most Magical Narwhal, RE: Letter 42 2019-10-08 16:52:01 UTC
    174
  50. From HRH Bestia, RE: Letter 43 2019-10-08 16:55:32 UTC
    80
  51. From HRH Daymare, RE: Letter 44 2019-10-08 17:00:29 UTC
    154
  52. From HRH High Noon, RE: Letter 45 2019-10-09 17:13:24 UTC
    87
  53. From HRH Chillestia, RE: Letter 46 2019-10-09 17:20:24 UTC
    247
  54. From HRH Cellphone, RE: Letter 47 2019-10-09 17:31:51 UTC
    214
  55. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 48 2019-10-11 13:10:59 UTC
    345
  56. From Tia, RE: Letter 48.1 2019-10-11 13:16:40 UTC
    143
  57. From Tia, RE: Letter 48.2 2019-10-11 13:18:43 UTC
    43
  58. From HRH Sunroof, RE: Letter 49 2019-10-11 13:24:57 UTC
    197
  59. From HRH Celantro, RE: Letter 50 2019-10-12 14:17:40 UTC
    191
  60. From Tia, RE: Letter 51 2019-10-12 14:26:58 UTC
    339
  61. From HRH Cybertron, RE: Letter 52 2019-10-12 14:35:06 UTC
    242
  62. From HRH Celisbury, RE: Letter 52.1 2019-10-12 14:42:59 UTC
    200
  63. From Celestia, To: Discord (53) 2019-10-13 19:36:00 UTC
    84
  64. From HRH Cell-estia, RE: Letter 54 2019-10-13 19:40:30 UTC
    148
  65. From HRH Tia Khalifa, RE: Letter 55 2019-10-16 01:06:04 UTC
    200
  66. From HRH Corona, RE: Letter 56 2019-10-16 01:13:33 UTC
    287
  67. From HRH Celypso, RE: Letter 57 2019-10-16 01:20:14 UTC
    189
  68. From HRH Hansen(?), RE: Letter 58 2019-10-16 01:25:44 UTC
    87
  69. From HRH Caeser, RE: Letter 59 2019-10-16 13:48:28 UTC
    68
  70. From HRH Cellulose, RE: Letter 60 2019-10-16 14:11:02 UTC
    248
  71. From HRH Saintlestia, RE: Letter 61 2019-10-17 22:11:31 UTC
    289
  72. From HRH Capri Sun, RE: Letter 62 - 62.5 2019-10-17 22:28:04 UTC
    327
  73. From HRH Celcium, RE: Letter 63 2019-10-17 22:37:16 UTC
    176
  74. From HRH Sunflower, RE: Letter 64 2019-10-17 22:48:29 UTC
    316
  75. From Tia, to Anon, RE: Letter 65 2019-10-17 22:59:44 UTC
    266
  76. From HRH Solar Power, RE: Letter 66 2019-10-17 23:09:52 UTC
    197
  77. From HRH Sysadmin, RE: Letter 67 2019-10-17 23:19:49 UTC
    201
  78. From HRH Pencilestia, RE: Letter 67.1 2019-10-17 23:23:41 UTC
    80
  79. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 68 2019-10-18 02:54:19 UTC
    396
  80. From HRH Heliophile, RE: Letter 69 2019-10-18 22:40:41 UTC
    101
  81. From HRH Pale Horse, RE: Letter 70 2019-10-20 15:38:16 UTC
    190
  82. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 70.1 2019-10-20 15:46:40 UTC
    148
  83. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 70.2 2019-10-20 15:57:30 UTC
    138
  84. From HRH Very Upset, RE: Letter 70.3 2019-10-20 16:04:04 UTC
    184
  85. From HRH Solar Plexus, RE: Letter 71 2019-10-20 16:14:33 UTC
    73
  86. From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 72 2019-10-20 16:22:00 UTC
    83
  87. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 73 2019-10-21 23:52:58 UTC
    390
  88. From HRH Ceiling Fan, RE: Letter 74 2019-10-22 00:41:24 UTC
    127
  89. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 74.1 2019-10-23 00:34:42 UTC
    439
  90. From HRH Celestia, Luna, RSVP RE: Letter 75 2019-10-23 12:28:43 UTC
    39
  91. From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 76 2019-10-23 17:28:41 UTC
    298
  92. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 77 2019-10-24 00:39:58 UTC
    175
  93. From HRH Cell Division, RE: Letter 78 2019-10-26 14:44:01 UTC
    142
  94. From HRH Mighty Whitey, RE: Letter 79 2019-10-26 15:12:06 UTC
    117
  95. From HRH Lady, RE: Letter 80 2019-10-27 01:14:47 UTC
    436
  96. From HRH Hottest Pocket, RE: Letter 81 2019-10-28 13:29:50 UTC
    451
  97. An unsent letter 2019-10-28 14:58:44 UTC
    270
  98. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 81.1 2019-10-28 18:55:06 UTC
    248
  99. From HRH Cell-in-a-Hell, RE: Letter 82 2019-10-30 13:33:24 UTC
    260
  100. From Tia, To Anon RE: Letter 83 2019-10-30 13:55:21 UTC
    506
  101. From Tia, To Anon RE: Letter 83.1 2019-10-30 17:49:29 UTC
    201
  102. From HRH Cellybration, RE: Letter 84 2019-10-31 19:53:28 UTC
    146
  103. From HRH Superior Posterior, RE: Letter 85 2019-11-02 01:41:45 UTC
    115
  104. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86 2019-11-03 00:56:47 UTC
    326
  105. From Princess Celestia, To: 'Stupid' (86.1) 2019-11-03 01:11:35 UTC
    504
  106. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86.2 2019-11-04 04:43:05 UTC
    438
  107. From Tia, RE: Letter 86.3 2019-11-04 20:05:25 UTC
    206
  108. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86.4 2019-11-06 14:04:16 UTC
    419
  109. From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (???) 2019-11-06 14:15:06 UTC
    147
  110. From HRH Celami, RE: Letter 86.5 2019-11-06 23:17:30 UTC
    219
  111. From HRH Sun Bun, RE: Letter 87 2019-11-08 14:16:40 UTC
    114
  112. From REBAR, To: HRH Celestia (87.1) 2019-11-08 18:17:12 UTC
    137
  113. From Celestia, RE: Letter 87.3 2019-11-09 14:37:43 UTC
    174
  114. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 88 2019-11-09 14:42:48 UTC
    165
  115. A Sunset Interlude 2019-11-11 15:01:17 UTC
    471
  116. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 88.1 2019-11-13 05:31:10 UTC
    100
  117. From HRH Tea-Pose, RE: Letter 89 2019-11-13 05:31:16 UTC
    99
  118. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 90 2019-11-18 23:34:36 UTC
    28
  119. From Celestia, RE: Letter 90.1 2019-11-18 23:38:32 UTC
    135
  120. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 91 2019-11-18 23:44:43 UTC
    202
  121. From HRH Cellymelon, RE: Letter 92 2019-11-18 23:48:29 UTC
    98
  122. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 93 2019-11-18 23:51:32 UTC
    100
  123. From HRH Sunsei, RE: Letter 94 2019-11-22 01:50:22 UTC
    336
  124. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 95 2019-11-22 01:56:42 UTC
    186
  125. From HRH High Beams, RE: Letter 96 2019-11-22 02:16:03 UTC
    430
  126. From Tia, RE: Letter 97 2019-12-09 04:07:35 UTC
    278
  127. From HRH Hineyness, RE: Letter 97.1 2019-12-09 14:36:47 UTC
    44
  128. From HRH Danger Rope, RE: Letter 98 2019-12-09 18:54:44 UTC
    328
  129. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 99 2019-12-16 20:52:10 UTC
    139
  130. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 100 2019-12-16 20:52:18 UTC
    460
  131. From Fee-Fi-Fo-Fia, RE: Letter 100.1 2019-12-16 20:52:23 UTC
    41
  132. From HRH Sanity, RE: Letter 100.2 2019-12-26 15:26:36 UTC
    237
  133. From HRH Cellybean, RE: Letter 101 2019-12-26 15:26:39 UTC
    150
  134. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 102 2019-12-26 15:26:42 UTC
    131
  135. From HRH Sunny-Side-Out, RE: Letter 103 2019-12-26 15:26:47 UTC
    233
  136. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 104 2019-12-26 15:26:50 UTC
    115
  137. From Tia, RE: Letter 105 2019-12-26 15:26:53 UTC
    102
  138. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 106 2020-01-06 19:11:43 UTC
    224
  139. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 106.1, 106.2 2020-04-12 20:11:34 UTC
    156
  140. From HRH Bunshine, RE: Letter 107 2020-04-12 20:11:49 UTC
    247
  141. From HRH Solaroid, RE: Letter 108 2020-04-12 20:11:54 UTC
    177
  142. From HRH Dawnbreaker, RE: Letter 109 2020-04-12 20:11:58 UTC
    245
  143. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 110 2020-04-12 20:12:04 UTC
    54
  144. From HRH Teacake, RE: Letter 111 2020-04-12 20:12:09 UTC
    208
  145. From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 112 2020-04-12 20:12:35 UTC
    157
  146. From HRH Tea Seller, RE: Letter 113 2020-04-12 20:12:38 UTC
    136
  147. From HRH Cushy Tush, RE: Letter 114 2020-04-12 20:12:40 UTC
    268
  148. From Tia, RE: Letter 115 2020-04-12 20:12:43 UTC
    87
  149. From HRH Funday, RE: Letter 116 2020-04-12 20:12:46 UTC
    143
  150. From HRH Dayrrière, RE: Letter 117 2020-04-12 20:12:48 UTC
    110
  151. From HRH Vitamin Celly, RE: Letter 118 2020-04-12 20:12:51 UTC
    154
  152. From HRH Celestia: RE: Letter 119 2020-04-12 20:12:54 UTC
    76
  153. From Tia, RE: Letter 120 2020-04-12 20:12:57 UTC
    119
  154. To the Readers (And Anon) 2020-04-12 20:13:08 UTC
    218