Saten Twist Adventures

Years earlier, Derpy Hooves was seen as a young filly. She already has her cutie mark.
The bedroom is quite bland. Simplly has a window next to her bed. And a painting of a forest one of side of the walls. Suddenly Saten Twist enters the room.

"Hey Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself." He said annoyedly.

"Shut up, your not the boss of me!" Filly Derpy cried very stubbornly and continued jumping. But than she bangs her head on the roof, and falls down on her butt. She opens her eyes only them both looking in different directions.

"Oh my god, you okay?" Saten Twist asked in concern.

"Sure, why do you ask?"

SOON AFTER:

"Told you, you were gonna hurt." Saten Twist, as Derpy is now sitting on a coach. Derpy is concerned that her new look where make her the target of bullies. And sure enough, one shows up, mocking her. Wanting to defend her, Saten approaches the bully. But after an earthquack, Saten Twist trips and ends up accidantally killing him. Whch frightens Derpy and himself. A paranoid Derpy ends up insisting aparn moving. So eventually they buy train tickets take train with the help of their friend Glaze, a green pony who shares the same hairstyle of Vinyl Sketch.

Glaze tags along for the train ride. Though their other friend Trixie ends up staying behind, trying to become an entertainer.

Amongst the train ride, Saten and Derpy secretly get high on weed. Serprisingly Derpy is the bigger pot head of the two. Saten says she has a habit of hiding it in muffins.

"I'm telling you, the only reason we die, is because we except it, as an inevitability." Said a stoned Derpy, before passing the lit joint to Saten Twist.

Saten pauses, and suddenly chuckles to himself.

"Aww man, This shit is awesome!" Saten cried as his only reply, and the two of them hightfive each other. Glaze was seen in the back, simply looking out a window.

The train finally arrived in Ponyville. Almost immidately after the three left the train they are found by young Pinkie Pie. She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow and Fluttershy, but Twilight didn't arrive in ponyville yet.

"Welcome to Ponyville." The pink mare said happily.

"Huh, back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed by now." Glaze insisted.

"Want me to give you a tour?" Pinkie asked.

"We don't have any money." Derpy admitted.

"Your so silly willy, you don't need money for this." Pinkie said, patting Derpy on her head, rubbing some of her blonde hair.

"Please don't do that." Derpy groaned annoyedly.

Pinkie showed Derpy, Glaze and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet apple aches. Almost immediately Saten Twist takes a sign to Applejack. And serprisingly, despite not finding his tongue at first, he manages to ask her out very quickly. AJ agrees, seeing nothing wrong with it. And she leaves to go get ready.

"Impressive." Pinkie Pie admitted.

"Really? Cause I almost shitted myself." Saten Twist admitted nervously.

"Well you didn't." Glaze chuuckled.

"Yeah, and now I have a soul mate." Saten sad proudly.

WEEK AND A HALF LATER

"I think we need ta break up." AppleJack said, sitting outside a local resturant with him. AppleJack has her blonde hair tied down, it covering her back neck, and goes down to her shoulders. Nobody else is there. As it's a very cloudy and chilly day. AppleJack took that as a proper time to break up with him.

"What!?" Saten Twist cried, finally opening a bottle of red wine he was struggling to open.

"It's just not working out, I don't see a long term relationship." AppleJack admittedly quitely.

"Why!?" Saten Twist cried.

"Well, for one thing. You kinda have a drinking problem." AppleJack replied.

"No I don't!" Saten Twist cried. And than drinks the entire bottle of the untouched red wine. All by himself. AppleJack's green eyes widen in shock at his ability to do this.

"What? I was thirsty." Saten said, wiping away some of the wine from his upper lip, and putting down the empty bottle.

"Look sugercube. I'm sorry. But I need to move on towards bigger, better, things." AppleJack replied.

TIMESKIP:

Everyone was enjoying the welcoming party to Twilight. Excepy Saten who Pinkie forgot to invite, as he was kinda depressed about AJ.

Derpy, being very protective of him and mad at AppleJack for upsetting him, approached the souther pony at said party. And tricked her into having one of Derpy 's "Pot Muffins". Considering this enough punishment, as AJ never tookdrugs. And didn't want to do anything too serious.

After the party. Derpy found Saten Twist sitting sadly ontop of a hill, holding a eggnog box and drinking from it.

"Hey cuz. You doing any better?"

"Not really.. I'm starting to realize. Nobody loves me.. Not AppleJack. Not my parents.. Nobody." Saten said sadly.

"Don't be so down. So AJ and you didn't work.. You move on. It probably never wouldof worked out anyway." Derpy explained, patting his back.

"I guess.. Eggnog?"

"Laxtose." Derpy admitted.

"It's just Vodka. Stopped being eggnog about two hours ago." Saten Twist replied.

"In that case." Derpy said, and takes a large drink from it.