Fallout Equestria: Two Idiots and Wasteland
"Hey, you there soon, and the I already've been waiting for?" my friend Ron asked me as I sat in the bathroom reading FoE. I'm reading it, what's the big deal? The author who created me, don't criticize me. You read it too, don't lie to me. So, after reading the last page of the chapter, I said:
"I'm on my way out." I said, and started to put on my pants, then went out.
"Will start soon, and you all sit and read this shit. Come on!" almost shouted Ron, and we went into the kitchen.
My friend Ron also read it, but he tries to hide it carefully, but nothing can be hidden from me, so I'm the only one who knows that he adores it too. I read it once or twice, I liked it so much. In general, we lived alone. We left parents two months ago. I live with a friend. We're bachelors in life, as it happens. We didn't get along with the girls, we didn't have a job, they kicked us out of school for bad grades. In General, all to say the least is not very. Don't ask me the author, where have us money! We with friend honestly earned! Okay, okay, it's not like that. We had to work as drug couriers. And we still haven't been caught. We were a bunch of drug dealers. A couple of times we almost got killed, but we escaped. In general, we are idiots.
After 10 minutes are to be congratulations. We walked up to the table, poured champagne and drank a toast.
"Hey, Mike, did you make a wish?" Ron asked me. "I... yeah."
"Of course."
"What if it's not a secret?"
"Why the fucked would you know that? Don't you know you can't say wishes to each other? I'm too right to break that rule." said I so, that perhaps neighbors in shattered Windows miles heard.
"Okay, okay, don't get mad, I'm just curious." Ron said, patting me on the shoulder. "Well, tell me, and I'll tell you. I can't wait."
"All right, just for you as a friend." I said, and began to collect my thoughts. I'm just really ashamed to say I want to go to FoE. The author, does not judge me, you too would like to go there, although there full fucked up.
"Are you sure you want to know?" I asked, just in case.
"Yeah. Really want. Here is I for example want in FoE enter." he said and I very much fucking kidding me.
"Come on, are you kidding me? So am I! We read each other's minds! Holy shit! But unfortunately this is impossible. This is our pipe dream. You have to admit it." I said.
"Oh, come on. Maybe a miracle will happen and we'll have a chance." Ron sighed. "But you're right. We shouldn't have wished it. But I believe it will happen."
"You know I do, too, though it's impossible." I asked.
"Well, let's thump, and it is already here Trump in the TV appeared." said Ron and matter began to go.
After Trump's congratulations, the bacchanalia began. We thumped so hard that they began to sing some new year songs and dance like some idiots so much so that the whole house shook from our Christmas adventures. And at the end of the nabuhavshis in the trash, we passed out.
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Ooh, what's wrong with me? As same head of aching, recognized as-if a hammer on the head with gave several times. Opening my eyes, I saw Ron lying next to me. And what I saw shocked me. We ended up in some kind of ass hole. There are ruined buildings everywhere, just like in some kind of Apocalypse. He was... I'm a shocked – a khaki pegasus mare with an orange mane and tail, a cutie mark of crossed saw and hammer and a Pip-Buck on the hoof. I was a seawater color unicorn with a red mane and tail and a cutie mark of three blue lightning bolts. Yes, here we are, and the wish came true. The author, you fucking kidding me quite? Why us was to do female, you that, our death like it or? Do you have a fetish for mares? Well, if you did, we'll try. There's no way out. But still the author, you'll regret it.
We tried to get up, but it didn't work. These fucking hooves are so uncomfortable. We were like babies born. We couldn't even stand up.
"What the-" said Ron, surprised. "I'm a pony! What the fuck? And the wings I have, holy fuck!" he looked around. "Is it just me, or does this place look familiar? And in FoE me seems we, too, are trapped."
"You're right. And I have a horn. I can do magic. Let's get going, we have to get somewhere, or we don't have anything and we won't last long here." I said, and we tried to get up again, and luckily we were able to. It was certainly impossible to resist, but still we could.
"I think you're right, let's go."
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We walked through the ruins for a very long time, about five hours. We didn't meet any of the ponies on the way, nor any ghouls either, which is surprising, since we were in the wasteland after all. As we walked, Ron even tried to take off, but it looked like he was low on the ceiling and biting into it. I conjure, but also all bad. Tried to levitate the wreckage of the a small size, but was able only raise centimeter on two. To drink and frozen cocktails like fucked up strongly. The end of the road we arrived, as I remember, in the Tower Tenpony.
"As I recall, we're not welcome here. Almost no one is allowed in here. But it's worth a try. This place will be just in time for rest. I have a plan. Watch and learn." I said, and we had just reached the checkpoint.
There we were met by two guards.
"Hey, guuuysss," I said, trying to sound like a nice lady. "will you let us in? My girlfriend and I were robbed and we have nowhere to go."
"Get the fuck out of here, the entrance is for residents only, so out of the way." rudely said they and we moved away from them far away.
"Shit, motherfuckers, it didn't work. You're a fucking master." Ron commented. "Do you have a backup plan?" he asked.
"I have something, listen." I said, and we leaned over to discuss my plan. "If it didn't work out the right way, it's going to be the wrong way. The plan is we say Homage sent us and we brought her a new fucking prewar song that no one heard. This should work, but first we need to find her and a couple of other supplies, or we're gonna die in this shit." I told him the plan and asked Ron. "Do you like it?"
"Yeah. Let's go. But where will we find this song?" he asked.
"Shit, I didn't think of that. Do you have any ideas?" I asked. I went to our spot where I woke, like I had a disc with the song, but I lost there. Don't ask me where I got it. I don't know. Must have moved with us. No, it's a shitty plan. Come on, you're smarter than me.
"I have it." said Ron and took out from-under wing disk.
"How, where, where? Where Did you get it? How did you not drop it, you tried to take off, you could have dropped it? "
"That's why I tried not to fly much, so as not to drop. Yes and poorly worked." Ron explained.
"You're so cool. What would I do without you? Give me the disk, let's teach these freaks a lesson." I said, and we went back to the checkpoint.
When he got there, there was no one there. I guess those security bitches went drinking. For good reason we perhaps with this disk all started, times they are gone. At least we can sneak up on them.
"They're gone. I wanted to have fun with them. We'll have to sneak around like a ninja. Are you ready?" I asked.
"Always bro." purposefully said Ron and I decided to try to apply mantra of invisibility for us.
I tried to focus on him. Pushing like he was shitting in the bathroom. But nothing helped. Then I tried again, and I succeeded. Only a small spark appeared on the horn. I tried one more time, and a bunch more times. Only managed to cover us with invisibility to the torso.
It took about half an hour, and I finally managed to make us invisible. I hope all efforts will not be in vain.
'There is fuck, finally damn it. Let's go, because this spell does not work for long. It's cool." I commanded, and we went to the checkpoint.
Having passed through it we wanted to overhear about what there dicks security guards. Time prior to the termination of the spell there for a few minutes. Going to the booth protection we began to listen.
"Remember those two bitch who tried to pass?" one of them said. His buddy nodded and they took a sip of sparkle Cola. "I don't like them. There is something in them that I fear. I think they're coming back. Go back to the post, they show up, and the chief we will fuck for the fact that we are not on duty." he said and they got up from their seats to go to the post.
"Those bastards. Maybe we'll kill them and take the guns? Suddenly all not on plan goes. They and so no one needs, only lazy bitches." I suggested to Ron.
"I do not know. I don't like that at all. But come on, we're really gonna need guns." he agreed, we approached them and quietly knocked these fuckers a kick in the head and subsequent strangulation. They couldn't see us and it was like they were suffocating. The author, you this is famously coined. Probably don't like lazy bitches either, huh?
In general, after we killed them, we began to divide the weapons and armor between them. Just as the spell ended. No one's here, so we won't be disturbed. I had an automatic rifle and a combat knife, and Ron had an automatic shotgun and a pistol. Well and anymore ammunition, etc, etc. Well, the armor wearing.
Even in size suited. Although we are women. Fuck the author, I will still many about this to think.
Now we are ready for combat (if he, of course, will, although he and so will, FoE as-raze).
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Having passed to ladder to the top, we saw two fag. Looks like it was just the villagers. They were talking about some shit. Was virtually not spell out that they there pizdit.
The author, why you not wrote as they modicum look? You're gonna have to fucking explain everything. One was earthpony years on 50 red color of with purple mane and tail in business suit and with cutie mark ceasefire, and the other was a unicorn years on 20 color of shit with light-green mane and tail and with mark notes.
"Something's wrong. We need to hear what they're saying." proposed I. Ron nodded, we come take a closer and have become listen to.
"Dad, I don't want to stay here, I want to go outside and travel. I've been sitting here since I was born. I want adventure, not sitting here for the rest of my life!" she said.
"No, Iron Mountain," his father began. "I won't let you go out into the wasteland, it's too dangerous. I don't want to expose you to it. Your mom's already been kicked out there for disturbing the peace. She's probably already dead, Equestria rest in peace. And that's why you'll be sitting here safe. I understandable explain?" he finished at last.
"Dad!" Iron began again. "Can you listen to me for once or not? You never listened to me! "
"No, and no again! Come on, we've been here too long. God forbid they see us here." shouted the father.
"I'm not going." resist Iron. "I'll stay here as long as you don't let me go."
"Well, stay here." said the father. "I'm not holding you. Come back when you want to come back." he stepped into the Elevator. The doors closed and the Elevator went up.
"Mike, can we take her with us? I feel sorry for her." Ron suggested.
"You could take her with you. We might need to get in without suspicion." I said, after a moment's thought. "We're bored together, and you're right. I feel a little sorry for her, too. So go ahead." I said, and we started toward her.
Seeing us, she anxiously clung to the wall and wanted telekinesis to throw us in the trash.
"Hey, hey, easy, Iron. We won't hurt you." I tried to reassure her.
"He's right." Ron said. "We're good people... Oh, I mean, ponies. We won't hurt you."
"H-how do y-you k-know me?" she asked, startled.
"Tell her?" I asked Ron. He nodded.
"Wh-what do you say?"
"Admit. We've been watching you and your father. And my friend and I heard what you were saying. We want to help you get out. But we have some conditions." I said.
"What are the conditions? I don't know you. Are you sure you won't kill me?" Iron asked.
"We fucking said no!" I said aloud, and she pressed her butt even harder against the wall. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. Now, our terms are as follows: you, escort us to the tower, we stay here for a while, gather provisions, rest, clean ourselves up, then we leave here and take you with us. Do you agree to our terms?" I asked, finishing my explanation.
She said nothing. Probably thinking. Well, we've got plenty of time, so we'll wait.
It took about five minutes and Iron said:
"I agree. I'll take you there, and you'll take me."
"Good, let's go." I said, and we made our way into the building.
Fallout Equestria: Two Idiots and Wasteland
Iron led us up the stairs so we wouldn't be seen to her Suite on the second-to-last floor. She said the stairs were almost never used and were safe. Mostly all go on until now not broken elevators. When we walked in there, I fucked up.
"That's you of course highlife Iron. Who is your father, anyway? I've never seen anything like it.."
I'm not going to tell you anything about the interior, so fuck you. I'm too lazy to tell all this. But I can tell you it's fucking great.
"He is not my father." with sadness in his voice said Iron. "He and my mom adopted me when I was 5. My dad left when I was little. Mother has remained one, soon have applied in this motherfucker and they have got married. But after a few years of relationship mom went crazy and was kicked out of the tower. Since I don't remember why he left, I call him father. As it is, my foster father is in charge of security here. That's why I'm so chic here and more beautiful than the others. That's the story." she finished.
"Holy shit. How unlucky you are, Iron." Ron said.
"How did you get here? What's your name?" Iron asked.
"Uh, we can't tell. You don't need to know that yet. It's secret." I tried to hide our appearance.
"We'll tell you our names when we decide." Ron said. "In the meantime, let's rest.
"Wait, girlfriend, let's move away." I said, and we walked away.
"I think she ought to know our names." I said in a whisper. "But our real names might be too suspicious. So let's think about our names."
A bit thinking I said:
"I thought of it. Come on we will be known as team Princess of the Wasteland. What do you think?" I asked.
"I don't know. That's a little too dumb. Let me take Green Rose and you be Minty Snow." Ron suggested.
"Yes, your variant is better. I'm not a fucking name-writer. I agree with you. Let it be." I said.
"Good, Mikey. Now let's go tell her." said Ron and we have drawn to Iron.
"My girlfriend and I decided to tell you our names. My name is Minty Snow, and my girlfriend," I pointed to Ron. "Green Rose."
"Nice to meet you girls. Well, you already know my name, so make yourself comfortable. We'll have food coming soon, so rest for now. When they come, hide. I don't want you spotted."
"As you say, miss Iron. Thank you for your hospitality." I said sarcastically, and we lay down on the big bed.
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Several hours passed and there was a knock at the door.
"Iron, may I come in?" someone said behind the door.
"It's probably my dad. Go hide somewhere, girls, until I fix this." warned us Emily. We quickly jumped out of bed and began to look for a place to hide. A few seconds later, we hid in the tub.
"Yes, father, you may come in." said Iron and penetrated its father.
"What took you so long? We have a very big problem!" he said, catching his breath. "Near the checkpoint found the bodies of two of our guards. It seems that here somehow made their way unknown. Did you see anyone suspicious?" he asked.
"No, I didn't see anyone. I just came in here after we talked." Iron explained.
"All right, I'll go ask the rest, and you keep your head down. Understand?"
"Yeah. I understand."
"Good girl. If you see anyone suspicious, we will take action to punish them."
Iron nodded and her father left.
"You can come out, girls. He left." Iron said, and we climbed out of the bathroom.
"Phew, finally, and then we fucked up to sit there. The bath is too uncomfortable. We almost killed each other there." I said.
"Agree." Ron said.
Well, what he hleaving is fucking great, so I think I'll go wash up, and then Green." I said, and went into the bath.
Going there, I opened the warm water with magic and began to wash. What a fucking water. Fucking great. I haven't bathed in a while.
After washing, I felt relieved. It's like being reborn. That's what the apocalypse means without warm water in the bathroom. It certainly is everywhere, but not in such quantity and quality. Usually water in them always dirty and radioactive, in general the still shit.
When I came out, Ron and Iron were sitting on the couch, chatting.
"Hey, what are you girls talking about?" I asked.
"Yes so, anything. Just about life that's all." Ron said. "We wanted to start discussing an escape plan, but you came and that was it.
"You'd better go to the bathroom while I figure out what to do." I said, and Ron went into the tub.
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10 minutes later Ron came out of the bath and I began to explain my plan.
"With the commotion in the tower, it's going to be a little harder for us to get out of here without being seen. So the plan is this: since all the entrances are closed, we will act so-we, as quietly as possible, make our way to the main entrance outside, Iron quietly try to get the keys to him in the security room near the entrance, and in the meantime we will try to deal with him, as one bald man. We've got the guns and everything we need, so if anything, we can fight back. After that, we quietly run away before anyone suspects anything. Is everyone clear? If you don't like something, add your own." I finished explaining.
Everyone was silent.
"I take it there are no questions?" Ron and Iron nodded. "That's fine. Good luck, my friends." I said, and we started for the exit.
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Going into the hall unnoticed, we saw that there was a complete fucked up. There was a commotion everywhere-a bunch of ponies running around and hiding wherever they could. Here are cowards. Where the fuck is there any safety measure? When I read "FoE" this was definitely not here. Even when they were attacked. Well, I won't think about it. We just need to get out of here, and we don't give a shit about the rest.
"What are we going to do?" Ron asked. "There are too many people here. We'll burned fast. It takes something else to escape."
"I have an idea!" Iron said suddenly.
"Come on, offer. I give you word. What should we do?" Ron asked.
"Minty and I will try to make us invisible, and we will try to get the keys and get the fuck out of here. I've had enough of this place." Iron explained. "Are you ready?"
"You're tough. We like it." I said and Ron nodded in agreement. "Of course we, fuck, are ready!"
Iron and I began to focus. Has not passed also several minutes, as we were all completely invisible. Fucking great. No one's going to find us now. We'll leave so quickly that no one will have time to understand anything. We just fucking.
So, having become invisible, we began to make our way to the security room. Trying not to rumble much and while no one was there, we stole the keys hanging on the hook. It was easy. All we have to do is open the door and get the fuck out of here.
When we reached it, we began to slowly open it. We tried to open it as fast as we could and didn't open the fucking door right away. After a few seconds we did it and went outside.
"Fuck, finally," we poured on can be so say fresh air. Bath tub and amenities amenities, but the street is fucking great. I can smell trouble sticking to us like a fly to shit.
Anyway, when we got as far away as we could, the spell dissipated. We'll have to keep using it until we find these invisibility things. I don't remember what the fuck they're called. Do not judge the author, you also do not remember how these things are called! And don't tell me you know, you forgot!
"There is, at last!" Iron exclaimed happily. "Freeeedom! I'm sooo glad I got out of there! Thank you very much! Now you are my best girlfriends!" she finally finished and hugged us.
"You're welcome, Iron." barely-grapple said I under act strong hug. "Now let's go before anyone sees we've escaped." I said, and the hugging stopped. "On the road friends."
A new life begins. Wasteland, we're coming!
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"Who could they be? How could they even get here? These are questions that have no answer." I thought, and there was a knock at the door.
"Mr. Speed, you must see this, open the door!" I was called from behind the door.
"Go." I went to the door and opened it. It was a security guard who was watching the security cameras.
"What happened? What am I supposed to see?"
"Sir, I think we've found our culprits. Come with me to the security room." he said and we went there.
Once inside, we looked at the footage from several cameras.
One of them showed the guards at the checkpoint as if they had killed themselves. It's weird. It's like someone invisible came in here. They couldn't have killed themselves, could they? It's ridiculous.
Another video from another camera showed two unknown mares entering the main entrance and eavesdropping on me and Iron. It's a good thing they came here, because I think they did it by accident. But it's still kind of shameless.
In the next chamber, it was evident that they came together with Iron in her room. How dare they go in there?! She missed some unfamiliar ponies and they began to hang around her! Well, when I get back to her, I'll give her a few sweet words.
And the last camera we needed showed that the keys had taken themselves off the hook and the main door was unlocked. What the hell is that? Again, like the ghosts of what used to be here. Again someone was invisible…
"Do you think it was those two unknowns who arranged it?" the guard interrupted my thoughts.
"I think so. If I don't know them, they must have done it. I have a bad feeling about them. Try to find them. In the meantime, I'm going to my daughter, maybe she'll say something." I said, and went to her room.
When I got there, I knocked on the door.
"Iron, darling, are you here?" I asked.
There was no answer.
"Are you here?" I asked again, but more anxiously. It felt like she wasn't there.
I knocked on the door again. And it was open. When I got there, I looked for Iron.
After a few minutes of searching, I don't found her. She was fucking nowhere! Had she really run outside?! With those two killer mares?! Well, so be it. If she wanted to, she asked for it. I'll go out there and find her myself. Those stupid fucking guards wouldn't find her anyway, even if they hired bounty hunters. Wait, I got a fucking idea! I'll hire bounty hunters. Since my adopted daughter has been taken away, let them get what they deserve. But you just have to tell them not to touch Iron, and brought her alive. I'll need it again. She's my daughter, even though she's adopted. "So be it." I decided and began to look for suitable candidates.
Fallout Equestria: Two Idiots and Wasteland
Chapter 2: The Road to Nowhere, Part 1
It took about 8 hours walk to the ruins. Our next location will be Arba. It is nearby. On the way we met a couple of enemies, but we quickly and silently eliminated them. There were no problems with them. Still had a couple of ghouls, but we decided not to fight them until we find some rad-away. We'll get radiation and die, and we don't want that. But the details of the battle with these fuckers to tell me a bastard. Get off me! It was all boring. So fuck you.
Now it remains very close. We are very tired, and decided to make a halt in some long-abandoned and collapsed cafe called Podkopytnik. Interesting you came up with the name, the author. Nothing else you of course same not coined. I would call it much better. Well, it's not for me to decide.
So, having reached this cafe we began to get settled. During our campaign, we spent almost all the food supplies. So we had to get them.
"Now, girls, we've got to get food and ammunition." I began to explain, and everyone nodded. "Iron, you'll stay here and set up and guard everything. I'll give you the gun and the rest of the ammunition. Green and I will go get supplies. Maybe we'll find something. Is everyone clear?" asked I. Nodded only Ron.
"Why should I stay here? I want to go with you. I can't live here alone. What if I get killed? I don't want to be alone here." Iron said.
"No, dear, we can't take you with us. The Wasteland is dangerous. Here in the building, at least, it's safer than outside." I explained.
"She's right, Iron." Ron said. "We really can't do that, sorry."
"You're like my foster father! You never let me go anywhere! You can't!" Iron almost shouted. "I've been sitting on my ass in a tower All my life! I'm sick of it!"
"Shut to fuck up girl, you're all raiders and other bad guys lead! I'll think about it, I still need to rest. Night already in the yard." I said, winking at Ron, and she calmed down.
"Well, thank Celestia. Thank you very much. I thought you wouldn't take me." Iron said, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Well, that doesn't mean we'll agree, but it's worth thinking about. Now let's go get a meat and then have a rest." I commanded, and we began to build a fire. Fortunately, we had a lighter, so we were able to easily ignite it. Don't ask where.
Having kindled it, we began to get provisions. We had some canned food left, which we grabbed on the way. As well as some meat.
Having got all necessary, we began to eat all this grub, having fried meat.
I with Ron meat the eat, and here is Iron had to not be easy. In the beginning she made such a face that it could scare anyone and turned away from food. But then she got used to the fact that there was no choice, and she began to eat, too. Nothing will soon get used to it. In the Wasteland always so – eat meat and canned food, and you will be healthy and not hungry.
"How can you eat that?" Iron asked in disgust. "It's such a piece of shit."
"We're not new here, so we know better than you do. We're used to it. In the beginning we had a hard time too, but soon we got used to it." a little I turned and winked at Ron.
"Yeah. That's true. Especially me." Ron said.
After eating, we lay down in a fucking uncomfortable position and cold ground. But it's better than nothing. At least we'll rest. But still soon to go.
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After waiting about half an hour, I began to Wake Ron.
"Hey, Ron, psst, get up. We have to look for supplies, then we'll sleep." I said in a whisper, to Iron have not heard.
"I didn't sleep Mikey. I just closed my eyes for a while, that's all."
"Oh, come on, don't be a shit. I know you got some sleep."
"All right, let's go. And the soon again sleep want." said Ron and we have become to collect the remaining riot gear.
Having collected everything necessary, we went to the nearest buildings.
After about 500 meters, we came to a small building. It looked like an ordinary two-storey house. Nothing unusual.
Going into it, we began to look in all the corners of everything we need. Suddenly we heard a crash. Out of nowhere appeared blotsprite. Oops all, now us accurately fucked up. They are about 10 pieces. And in the pack they are very dangerous. We don't fucking have anything to fight back with. Therefore it is necessary to run as soon as possible.
"Ruuuuun!" I shouted and we ran the fuck knows where. Those things kept coming after us.
Running up the stairs to the second floor, we quickly closed the door behind us into a dark room. I couldn't see shit. I should have turned on the light.
And suddenly I remembered that we have Pip-Buck. Here we are. How could we forget them? They weren't even fucking on. We're idiots. It would be necessary to include. Here a flashlight is.
"Hey, Ron, turn on your Pip-Buck. We've forgotten all about them." I told him.
"Oh, right. What fools we are. I'll turn it on."
Initialization of the PIP-Buck 3000 model
System boot:
5% ... 25% ... 40% ... 70% ... 100% …
The download is complete...
System scan…
5% ... 25% ... 40% ... 70% ... 100% …
The test is completed.
Name – Minty Ice.
Statistics:
Level 12
The value of the Strength – 5
The value of Perception – 8
The value of Endurance – 6
The value of Charisma – 10
The value of Intelligence – 7
The value of Agility – 9
The value of Luck – 6
Perks:
Fear is your strength. You are so evil and unpredictable that you can do to your opponent, and the enemy, anything. Bonus +5 to charisma and prices have traders become below.
Tell dependence no. You've used so many addictive substances in your life that you don't care about them. All narcotic, psychotropic, and alcoholic substances do not cause addiction and addiction. Plus all the values that are given when they are used, added another 2 points. And cause almost no harm.
Rabies knows no bounds. Mad pony-angry pony. When the OZ level is below 25%, your strength increases by 30% and your stamina by 20%. Also damage resistance increases by 60%
The power of medicine. Medicine is your assistant. The level of health when using medicinal potions and other medicines is replenished by 25% faster.
"I got it, don't you?" I asked Ron.
"Yep. Everything works for me." he said.
"Will you let me see your parameters, and I mine?" I asked.
"Okay. Right now dam." said Ron and I became look.
Name – Green Rose.
Statistics:
Level 12
The value of the Strength – 6
The value of Perception – 7
The value of Endurance – 10
The value of Charisma – 5
The value of Intelligence – 9
The value of Agility – 8
The value of Luck – 5
Programming genius. You're very good at engineering. The rate of hacking terminals of heavy and very heavy complexity increased by 50%. You can very fast and good at repairing all sorts of machinery and equipment.
Robotics. You don't care about robots. Damage to robots increased by 15%. You can also disable or self-destruct them by climbing into them.
Friend Of The Sun. The sun is friendly to you. You can slowly restore your health under the Sun.
Rad-pony. You don't care about radiation. Radiation resistance increased by 40%.
Finally, after looking at each other's stats, we activated the lights in them. You can see much better now. There seems to be bluesprite flew away. Thank God. Now we must examine the room.
"Ron, you go look on the right side and I'll look on the left." I told him.
"Okay." Ron said, and we looked around.
There was a big table on my side. Half the legs were completely broken, but the table was still intact. Near stood a small locker. There was practically nothing in it. Asshole raiders almost everything here has been dismantled. There's only one piece of junk left. And there were bones. But there was something interesting. At the top was a small safe. No one seems to have touched him. Those stupid raiders couldn't reach it and open it.
Thank author for such a gift. At least he gave us something good.
"Ron, I need help." I called to him, and he came to me. "Take off, get that safe, or I won't be able to hold it with my telekinesis."
"Okay. I'll get it." Ron said and flew upstairs. Taking it out, he lowered the safe to the floor.
"Good. Now it remains to open it." I said, and started to open it, but it was closed. "Damn, it's closed. Do we happen to have paper clips?" I asked Ron. He shook his head.
"It is necessary to search. Let's do this-we'll look for a few dozen staples in the cabinets. That's where they should be." I said, and we started looking.
After about 10 minutes of searching, we found about 25 staples. I think that's enough.
"Now let's open this thing." I said, and began to open the safe.
The first attempt failed, as did the second. On the third attempt, too, failed. My fart started to burn hard. With the fourth, too, not broke a.
"Well let already fuck, open up!" I shouted, and after a moment I finally opened the safe. "There is, finally motherfucking. The fifth attempt succeeded."
Looking into it, we saw just fucking things: Zebra, mother of his leg rifle, fuck, now we're just invincible; ammunition for it, also a family photo of a Zebra and a unicorn, a memory ball and much more.
On the back it says:
You will always be with me.
Your dear wife is Black Pearl.
I don't remember zebras marrying anyone, even when they were enemies of the people. It's weird, but it could be anything.
"I'm still in the balloon memory will drop, and you watch not to get us killed, for one and look for something, okay?" I asked Ron, and he nodded.
Concentrating, I touched the horn to the ball and then fell into oblivion.
°°°°°°°°°°
There were fragments from memory.
The first passage showed the birth of a child. On the second his first steps, on the third the first class, on the fourth walk on Park, and other different happy moments.
Then it was fucked up. It was obvious the death of the foal, then attempt mother suicides. After that, everything went dark.
°°°°°°°°°°
When I awoke, I found myself in the same spot where I had sunk into the memory ball next to Ron.
"You're finally awake. You were out for 3 hours. Are you okay?" Ron asked.
"With me it's all right, how are you? Did you find anything else?"
"Practically nothing, only a total of 500 covers. But I found something interesting. Look at this. I didn't touch him without you." Ron said and showed me a little book. And it is not clear how it could be so well preserved.
On it was written:
Gaz Diary.
"It's probably the Zebra from the memory ball." I suggested.
"What is the Zebra, are you talking about?" Ron asked, puzzled.
"Then tell. It's a long story. Let's read the diary." I said, and Ron shrugged.
Record one
Today a miracle happened — we had a foal. We called it the Blues. I'm happier now than ever. I think everything will be fine.
Record two
Today was to say the least not a very happy day. I was fired for being LATE TO WORK BECAUSE OF THE BIRTH OF A FOAL!!! Are you kidding me??!! It's totally fucked up!!! What am I supposed to do now??? Okay, let's calm down. I'd rather stay home with the colt until I get a job.
Record three
Today our son went to the first class in the School of Gifted Unicorns. I have nothing more to say.
Record four
Today there was a tragedy-in school there was an explosion. All the foals died. Including our Blues. Today, like everyone else, was a day of mourning. All our relatives mourned our baby. I became disillusioned with my people when they started the war and I left. Now I was even more disappointed in them. I'm definitely never going back there. I'm sure they'll soon get exactly what they deserve. And I don't regret it. Let them have it. Poor Pearl. It seemed, only recently Blues was born, and already died. What an inglorious end. Well, let's hope our lives don't turn upside down.
Record five
Yes that such is happening! My wife almost killed herself today! Why would she do that?! What was she thinking in this moment?! I understand that life can be over after the death of the Blues. But this does not mean that you need to end your life! I think we should move on. That's what I told her. She said I was right and calmed down. I hope it won't happen again.
Record six
It's been months since our son died. But now not about this. Today we fell megaspell. Before that, there was a crash. I told Pearl to go to the basement. Long before the bombs fell, I put everything I needed – food, water, medicine, and weapons, which I had stashed away in a safe just in case. You never know what might come in handy in an Apocalypse. I think we'll survive. Hiding here, we began to settle in.
Record seven
We don't know how long it's been since we hid in the basement. But in my opinion quite a lot, and we decided to go to the surface. When we came out, the street was a living hell-everywhere lay a pile of debris of buildings, the air was very polluted, the sun disappeared behind radioactive clouds, there was no soul. Then we decided to take a little walk around the neighborhood. As we walked, we were attacked by all sorts of different creatures. But fortunately we were able to fight back. After a short walk, we returned to the basement.
Record eight
It's been a long time. After consulting with pearl, I decided to finally come to the surface, now for good. Most likely, there is already more or less safe. So we set out. We have been going about half an hour, and finally came in nearby populated point, although what he there populated, here no one not was, only ruins. So, we decided to go to some cafe. The sign was written Podkoptit. When we heard the sounds, we listened to them. It was like talking to some ponies. It was almost impossible to make out anything. All they could hear was that they were talking about a murder. Deciding not to put ourselves in danger, we decided to go back to our home.
Record nine
It's been a long time. We were running out of food, and we had to get it. And we decided to go back to that cafe. I think there are products. When we wanted to go there, my wife stopped me and told me to stay here and wait for her. I asked her why she needed it. She said she didn't need to worry about me. Fuck, how can I not worry when she leaves alone without male support! Is she crazy?"! I told her not to, but she wouldn't listen to me, and she said it was her choice and she should go alone. In response, I said to her: Are you kidding me? How can I leave you alone in the middle of the wasteland when it's too dangerous? But she said she had to do it, and so be it. Giving up, I let her go. Before she left, I told her to come back quickly. She kissed me on the cheek and left.
Record ten
Passed roughly 4 days, and Pearl until now there is no. In the process happened something amiss. I decided to check and went outside. Scouring the area with my rifle at the ready, I didn't find it anywhere. If only she wasn't dead, if only she wasn't dead, I told myself. My prayers were answered, but not as I had hoped. As I approached one of the buildings, I saw pearl's body with her head blown off. I quickly ran to it, and suddenly someone shot. No one hit me, thank Celestia. Hit the ground. And I decided I wasn't going to let it go. I will not leave the body of the Pearl here, I have to bury her. Taking aim, I saw two snipers. They were sitting in the 300 meters on the roof of a residential building. With two accurate shots, I killed those snipers with a shot right on their heads. After that, I took pearl's corpse, and ran as fast as I could into the house to bury it.
Record eleven
It took 2 days after wife's funeral. Now I have no reason to live. I used to be able to live for someone, fight for someone, and now it's over. My wife had recently died, and his son was long dead. Now my life is nothing without them. I thought about killing myself, but I didn't. After all, as I once told my wife that you do not need to give up, that you need to live on. I'll try it.
Record twelve. Yes what the fuck the difference.
A week had passed since his wife's funeral. I was running wild; no food, no water, no medicine, nothing. I try to hold on as best I can, but I don't seem to be able to. Well, it's time for me to retire. I think I'll take a look at our family photo of the last time we were together before we died. Pearl, Blues, I'm coming.
Damn, what a sad story. Poor dude, he's been through so much. And died a horrible death. Equestria may he rest in peace. And now it's time for us to move back to the cafe where we settled in and where Zebra and his wife were.
"Ron, are you ready to go?" I asked him as he put the photo on the skeleton.
"Not yet, wait a bit." Ron said, and said a prayer for them.
After a few minutes, Ron finished.
"Now ready. Gone." Ron said, and we moved out.
When we got back to the cafe, we lay down carefully so as not to wake Iron.
:::
We were awakened by a loud bang. Why the fuck now? We slept about 2-3 hours, no more.
- Fuck me in the anus, what's going on here?" Iron asked, and then Ron woke up, too. Well it at least for a few seconds more sleep.
"I don't know. We need to see what the fuck is going on outside."
Gathering things we withdrew from cafes and discovered, that nearby shoot of rocket launchers faggots in power armor. As I recall – this like Steel Rangers. What were they doing here? It would be better on the basis of sat. How are we going to beat them? Author, why did you send us such strong assholes. Again you our death like it or bastard!? Oh, if you were out here in the Wasteland, I'd beat you to death for sure. But apparently not fate. I wonder if we're women, maybe they won't kill us. I would of course not wanted to to risk, but can be try. What am I talking about?
"So, girls, do you have any ideas? I have one, but I don't think it will do. Come on, green, you're smarter than me." I said to him.
"So," he began. "these dudes are very tough, so it's better not to fall for them. The plan is..." he began, but was interrupted by a shot through his hoof.
"Here bitches! They shot Green, let's get out of here! Iron, take the Green and get the fuck out!" I shouted to her, and we took Ron by telekinesis and walked as far away from this place as we could.
:::
As we walked, the Rangers chased us, but soon they stopped chasing us and left. Damn it, poor Ron. I hope he'll be all right.
At last, when we had run far enough, we stopped.
"Hey, Green, how are you?" I asked him, and he coughed. "She's lost a lot of blood, she could die! Iron, do you have any medical supplies?" I asked her desperately.
"Yes, I'll get a couple of healing potions and cure her." Iron said, and began to pull it out. Taking out the potion she gave it to Ron. Fully his drinking, hooves began to heal. After a few seconds he was healthy.
"*Cough* W-what happened? What is it?" he asked when he awoke. "Was I asleep?"
"Phew, thank Celestia you're fine." I breathed a sigh of relief. "You were out because you lost a lot of blood from the shot." I explained to Ron. "And a minute ago, Iron gave you a potion. Now Iron and I will go for supplies, and you will stay here and rest. Got it?
"Got it, got it." said Ron and went to bed, and we went for the right things.
:::
"Iron, are you coming?" I asked her.
"Of course I'm coming! Finally I'm going to look for adventure on my croup!" she said happily.
"Yes, Yes, let's go already, and the all grab have us." I said and we went somewhere in the direction of residential buildings.
After half an hour through the ruins, we got to some almost completely whole building. It was either a factory or a factory, it was not very clear. At the top was the sign "GoodRobots Industries". What is the name of the author? What are you, crazy? It's kind of moronic. I could have done better. Well, let's go.
Entering the hall, we saw a bunch of robots flying around it. They were harmless so far. So far.
As we passed them, they did not touch us. We just have to make no sudden movements and make no noise, and then they will not touch us.
And of course I heard a loud noise. It came from the floor above. What kind of degenerate would shoot here? And of course from these sounds robots rebelled, and with words "Violators, immediately leave the room, and that I will apply emergency measures" began to shoot from the lasers. Why the fuck isn't Ron with us? He would kill them quickly with his skills. And now suffer. But okay, I think we can manage without him.
BANG!
Two accurate shots from a rifle killed a single robot. Next Iron shot from a shotgun killed another. And so we slowly made our way to the second floor.
"Damn robots, they're fucking here. We need to change the tactics of 'Rembo'." I said to Iron, who had fought off one of the robots.
"What do you suggest, Minty?" she asked.
"Let's cast an invisibility spell before they kill us!" I said, and killed another robot.
"Okay, I'll be right there." Iron said, pushing her way toward me.
Finally coming to me, we focused, and made each other invisible. They won't see us now.
Passing unseen on the second floor, we saw two earth ponies, which as well as we fought off a large number of robots, climbing from all the cracks. One was green with a black mane and tail, the other was Indigo with a pale pink mane and tail.
Coming closer to them in invisibility, we began to shoot at the robots. The two of them opened their eyes wide because they couldn't see us. The robots seemed to be killing themselves. There was no limit to their surprise.
BANG!
One robot is ready.
BANG!
The second is also destroyed.
BANG! BANG!
The third and fourth are also ready.
After destroying them, no more robots appeared. We laid down our weapons and the spell dissipated and these two saw us.
"Who are you?" green asked.
"At least you'd say thank you first, and then you'd ask. We were happy to help." I said sarcastically.
"Thank you of course, but would still, who you?"
"My girlfriend and I was here and decided to find here something useful. We heard you were here fighting off these fucking robots, and we decided to help you. I'm Minty, - I said, pointing to myself. "this is Iron.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Morning Sun." green pointed at himself.
"I'm Rose." indigo introduced herself.
"Now I'm going to ask you a question. What are you doing here?" Iron asked.
They looked at each other and answered:
"We were going home to Arba to see our son. We ran out of supplies, and we decided to come here for them, too. But we were attacked by these fucking robots and we fought them off. And here you are."
"We incidentally, too, rightly move there. Can you come with us? Let's go together, and then we'll separate. What do you say?" I asked.
"Okay, no problem." they agreed and we went to look for supplies, then go to Ron. I hope nothing happened to him.
We decided to start with a shop with a conveyor. It has long been broken, robots lie on it-as already assembled and just rusting, and not fully assembled and next to them lay a bunch of parts.
When we got to one of them, it self-destructed.
"Fuck, it exploded! Everything okay?" I asked.
"It's okay." Iron said.
"Normal." Rose and Morning said.
Passing through the shop, we climbed the stairs and saw the control cabin. There were a lot of mechanisms, levers and buttons. Fuck knows what they're for. Better not touch anything, or we'll break something.
There was a terminal on the table. We ought to take a look. But it's password protected.
"Hey, guys, can anyone hack into the terminal? I'm definitely not." I asked the others.
"I can. I'll make it quick." Rose said, and walked over to the terminal.
Seconds later, the terminal was hacked.
"Oh, dear, attaboy. Where did you learn that?" Morning asked. "I've never seen you do that."
"Thank you dear, practice. I just never showed it to you."
"I'll read it while you're here, okay?' I asked, and everyone nodded.
Basically, there were schedule entries and a work plan. But there was something interesting – and what do you think?... of course the diary. Let's read it.
The first day
Today I was accepted to work. Finally, I've been waiting a long time for this. It's not a dusty job, but it's all I could find. I am not complaining.
Day ten.
Today the boss, fucking, kidding me. He told me to stay on the night shift. This is the third day. What have they got there? I'll be out of here soon.
Day twenty-five
Today I was told they had something for me. It was a secret project. The bosses said they could trust his secret because I'm the most loyal and best employee, and they couldn't trust anyone else to support him. It was something like a robot helper that could transform into a protective dome that could even protect against a nuclear motherfucking explosion! I don't know how this is going to work, but I think I can handle it.
Day fiftieth
It's been two and a half weeks since I started working on the project. So far, almost no success. I could only build a solid frame and nothing else. The authorities ask to finish everything quickly. But I'm already at the limit, I can't go any faster. I'm afraid that the authorities have big plans in this regard, and not very rosy.
The hundredth day
Today was a bad day for the project. It was shut down because there was not enough funds for development. I managed to make one copy before that, but it was not finalized, it was not completely ready. But the authorities said to hide and work on.
Day one hundred and twentieth
This is my last entry. Soon all will be destroyed. Bombs fall. I'm finished, like everyone else. The project was never finished, maybe it's a good thing. As they say, farewell cruel world. I'm sorry dear, for the fact that I rarely came home. See you in heaven.
Okay, let's go. We'll go crazy.
"Hey guys, you there as?" I asked.
"Norm, we just found something. Come here." Iron called from the secret room.
I walked up to everyone and saw the very project I had just read about. It was kept under some old tablecloth, of which almost nothing remained.
"Do you know what it is?" Iron asked.
"Know. This is some project I read about in the terminal. It said it was a robot helper that could transform into something like a portable protective dome that could even protect against a nuclear explosion. As I understand it, it wanted to be used during the war, but it was closed due to insufficient funding. But the authorities secretly still developed it. Managed to make only a prototype, and then it was not finalized. Something like this." I explained.
"Can we take it with us?" Iron asked.
"I don't know. I don't think you should risk your life for him. He could easily kill us. - I said, and saw a bunch of red dots on the L.U.M." Guys, we have guests.
Turning, we saw a crowd of Steel Rangers. At least 10 pieces. Here is now us accurately fucked up! In the course they have pursued since the times in the café, and we have not seen. Those assholes! I should have known they wouldn't leave us alone. Most likely they also wanted this robot. But not for themselves, and to destroy. Now I'm sure we won't give up this robot. But with them we are not gonna fight you, they ass we're gonna kick in two accounts.
"So guys, we take this robot and get the fuck out of here! We won't give him up. My girlfriend can make out with him. So let's go, let's not waste time." I said, and took the robot with magic and we ran to the exit.
They kept up with us and fired their powerful weapons. But we're not far behind either. Especially with my rifle. I tried not to waste bullets, and then they are so rare where you meet.
After killing a few Rangers, we got out of here and went to Ron. He's probably waiting there. I hope nothing happened to him. If anything, I'm not implying anything. Author, don't even hope.
:::
When we reached it, we saw that it was nowhere to be found.
"Here bitches! This these faggots in armor his took away! Now we have to save green. I shouldn't have left her alone. You need to go to their base to Ron to save. Are you ready?" I asked.
"It's suicide! Are you crazy?!" Morning was angry.
"I'm not going anywhere without my girlfriend, okay?! I won't leave her! Do you understand?!" I said angrily.
"I'm with you!" Iron said. "She's my friend, too."
"I'm with them, too." Rose said. "I want to help them. Come on, honey, it'll be fun. Let's save her and go."
"You too!" indignant Morning. "The colt is waiting for us! Are you kidding?! I don't want to die. I can only escort, but after we get here, I'll leave. All clear? "
"Nice. Now let's go. Our next destination – the Base of the Steel Rangers." I said, and we set off.
:::
Ron. A few hours ago.
"Damn, why did they take so long?" I asked myself. I was up a long time ago.
I decided to stretch out a bit and take a walk. Soon I saw silhouettes in the distance. A minute later they came closer, and I saw the Steel Rangers. Damn it! I can't defend myself against them. I'll have to run, or I'm dead.
But it seems I did not have time. I tried to fly away from them, but they caught up with me. Now I'm really fucked up.
"Hey, that's one of them." one of the Rangers said. "What should I do with it?" he grabbed me by the tail and pulled me toward the main.
"It doesn't look like she's from the Enclave." he said. "We'll take her to the base and decide." he said, and pulled me with him.
:::
POV Iron's adoptive father.
So, it is necessary to hire such thugs that they were as cheap as possible and certainly good. As long as they don't touch my daughter. And these two must be destroyed at all costs. There would be no mercy for them for stealing she.
I heard that some mercenaries had made their way here, as they had a large number of caps. They stayed here, but recently they ran out of cap, and so they are poor. They almost got kicked out, but they stayed. They have a few days to go. I think they can help me. They'll need the caps. We need to call them and negotiate.
"Ghost, call those mercenaries who are here to my office. I need to talk to them about something. Tell them there's a big reward waiting for them." I said over the radio to my assistant.
"Yes, sir. They'll be here in five minutes." he said.
"Perfectly. I'm waiting."
Five minutes later, as guest had said, there was a knock at The door.
"Yes, my dears." I called to the mercenaries, and they entered.
One of the mercenaries was a pegasus-dashite, and the other a Griffin.
"What do you want from us, chief?" asked the gryphon. "You said we were in for a big reward."
"Yes, I said that. But only after you complete my order. "
"Don't pull the pony's tail."
"So, conditions such are – you, bring my adopted daughter living," showed I photo Iron and they have become its study. "these two," I said, showing the camera photos of the two kidnappers. "kill. Payment after the job. All clear?"
"And if it is possible, tell, what payment will be?" asked the pegasus.
"I won't say, but she will be so big that you can live here like a Princess. I guarantee you that."
After some thought, the mercenaries said:
"We agree."
"Good. There is only one condition. If you do not bring her in a few weeks, the deal will be terminated and you will not receive a reward. Do you understand?"
"But you said…"
"I've said it, and now get out before I change my mind." I said, and they went away.