The name is Jake, supreme overlord of Equestria. This is the story on how I got that title by falling for adorableness from a cloud.

Yes it is a HiE story, DISLIKE IT AND DON'T EVEN GIVE IT A CHANCE! I FEED OFF YOUR NEGATIVITY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

No really, give it a chance before you destroy my feelings. Not all HiE stories are bad beyond everything.

Bad description is bad.