You're Only Human

A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfic By Andrew J. Talon

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So it turns out that for a girl-er mare-that was assigned to study the magic of friendship, Twilight Sparkle was about the worst at small talk you could imagine. Also being subtle: She was not good at that. In conversation, anyway. She was quite subtle when it came to chess. Conversation though?

“So Applejack, what kind of stallions do you like? And what is your sexual history with them?”

Well, we were sitting in Applejack’s sitting room talking about Applejack’s sexual history without any preamble. So yeah, I think my point is made.

Applejack, to her credit, took Twilight’s My Autism Is Amazing moment with her usual grace. She blushed hard, and glanced over at me. I shrugged, and she sighed.

“Well. Ah suppose ah lahk strong stallions. Confident ones, too-Not too sure of themselves, o’ course, but know who they are and own it. Good, honest ones… And ah suppose ah uh, kind of lahk pegasi.” Her blush grew. “Wings are nice.”

“I see,” Twilight said, rapidly writing this down. She looked up and beamed. “You have sexual history with pegasi then?”

“Ah didn’t say that!” Applejack interjected. Twilight looked at her, still smiling. She sighed, still blushing hard. “Ah… Ah suppose.. Yeah. Once,” she admitted. “Or twice.”

“So…?” Twilight asked, leaning forward. She was eager to hear more. Frankly, I wasn’t. I was beginning to wonder why I’d come.

“Well,” Applejack began, “it weren’t nothin’ too… Complicated. Or romantic. Jest crazy horny teens havin’ fun. Cider ‘n heavy pettin’. Ah never let on about it, cause Big Mac would kill ‘em.”

“Ah, yes, that would be an issue,” Twilight said thoughtfully. “He doesn’t seem overprotective.”

“You ain’t seen ‘im when stallions are around,” Applejack said dryly. “Ones that want to watch me buckin’ apples.”

“I see,” Twilight said, rubbing her chin with her hoof. “Would you say that’s… An annoyance?”

Applejack looked over at me, blushed, and then back to Twilight. “Well… Ah would say, yes. It absolutely is.”

I leaned back on the couch, and sighed. Wow this couch was comfortable. It was like it was so comfortable, it was literally sapping my will to stay awake from me. Clearly it was some kind of Earth pony magic, if it was this comfy. I felt my eyes begin to droop.

“Would you say that you’d like more chances to… Explore your sexuality?” Twilight asked.

“Well… Ah would but… Ah’m not comfortable wit mares. Despite mah rivalry with Dash, ah am one hundred percent straight,” Applejack responded. Twilight smiled and nodded.

“I understand. I don’t exactly know if I like mares as well as stallions though-I mean, my first time was with an alien stallion…”

Their conversation became dull droning. I began to doze. My thoughts wandered as everything became warm and soft.

… And then I noticed something warm, soft and wet around my dick. Actually, make that two things. I slowly opened my eyes.

Applejack was lapping with her broad tongue all over my length, which had hardened from the stimulation. Up and down she went, her tongue fluttering over the underside. I let out a groan-One that deepened as Twilight took one of my balls into her mouth and suckled noisily.

“Ahhh… Haa…!” I groaned. Okay, somehow I knew this was probably going to be happening. That Applejack was good at giving head? That was a surprise.

Twilight came up, dragging her tongue up my cock, and lightly touching hers to Applejack’s. The farm pony licked back, before pulling back just enough to let Twilight wrap her lips around the head of my penis. The soft, wet warmth on the head of my dick was wonderful, and I groaned happily as she sucked like it was a lolly pop. Applejack hummed thoughtfully, and pulled Twilight back.

Both Twilight and I groaned in disappointment. Applejack chuckled softly, her green eyes locking with mine.

“Here sugah… Let me show ya how it’s done,” she murmured. She began slurping up and down my dick, her lips and tongue working together to barrage my length with a storm of sloppy pleasure. Her hoof slid up and cupped my balls, making me suck in a deep breath and release it as a low growl.

“Ohhh… Fuck, Applejaaaaack…”

“Wow,” Twilight panted, watching intently. Applejack went up and down, up and down, her saliva positively dripping down to my testes. She slowly slathered her way up to the tip, paying special attention to my glans-It made me shudder, and grip the couch cushions hard.

Then, Applejack looked into my eyes, and slowly, slowly, spread her mouth open and slid my dick right in. Down… Down… I felt her throat muscles, and felt them contact around me. Her tongue lapped all over my cock, never giving it a moment’s rest. Her head sunk down, lower, more of my length vanishing. The heat and moisture made my eyes roll back into my head, and my fingers dug hard into the cushions.

Then she began humming.

“Mmmmm… Hmmm…”

She went all the way to the hilt, her nose buried in my curly pubic hair. I felt I was drooling, watching her. Her eyes once again locked with mine, and she moved up, the suction tugging on my cock like a vacuum cleaner. Twilight was drooling too, utterly enraptured. She was writing on two notepads at once with her magic, scribbling away frantically.

Up… Down… Up… Down… Applejack’s hooves stroked my balls and the base of my cock, every time she moved up. She breathed hard through her nostrils, blowing me like it was the only thing in the universe that mattered. Heat flowed from my brain to my cock and back again. My hands went up to her blonde mane and grasped her head, hard. I yanked her up and down, my hips unable to hold back.

Amazingly, Applejack didn’t complain. If anything, she became more enthusiastic! Her tongue and lips and cheeks all went to work, as she happily helped me fuck her throat. Again, her eyes met mine and she smiled around my dick…

That was it for me. My balls contracted and the heat blasted from my dick. I think I yelled something, maybe her name, but every pulse of my seed robbed me of my senses.

Applejack noisily gulped it all down, keeping her lips as tight around me as a gasket on a diesel engine. All the tension that existed in my body seemed to vanish, and I slid down into the couch as the afterglow set in. Applejack’s cheeks bulged as she very carefully pulled away. She kept her lips shut, and she turned to the gasping Twilight.

“Ap-Applejack, what are you-?”

Applejack grabbed the back of Twilight’s head, and pulled her into a kiss. It was then that I saw it: White goo, dripping out from the seal of their lips. My cum.

Holy shit she was feeding my cum to Twilight and Twilight was loving it.

Applejack pulled back, panting softly with an open mouth. She turned to me, and lowered her tongue. Just enough I could see into her mouth, and see the globs of my semen still in there. She then closed her mouth, and swallowed loudly. Her grin was smug, as Twilight finished noisily swallowing what Applejack had shared.

“Mmm… Tastes mighty fine, Shepherd,” she drawled softly. “Don’t you agree, Twilight?”

“I… Y-Yeahhh…” Twilight murmured, looking almost drunk. I couldn’t blame her. “Andrew? How… How was that?”

“That? That was… W-Wow,” I managed. “So wow…”

It was hard to think beyond anything than mate and hot females and breed and holy shit...

“Rarity brags about her skills,” Applejack smirked, “but she ain’t the only blowjob princess…”

“You’re teaching me everything,” Twilight insisted. Applejack beamed, and gave Twilight a friendly pat on her head.

“Don’tchu worry none. Won’t be too long before yer makin’ him look like that,” she said. Twilight beamed back.

“Well then, I should only be fair,” she said. “I think Shepherd should return the favor.”

Favor? Right, favor… What was a favor again?

Applejack blushed. “Well… Ain’t nothin’ ya gotta do right now… Though ah’ll admit, ah’m mighty worked up.” She looked up at me. She turned around, and looked back over her shoulder. Her tail was already flagging, revealing her dripping wet pussy and winking clit. “Ah mean, ah reckon them fingers are better fer this than hooves, so ya can-”

I found my strength, and my cock became rigid once again. I grabbed Applejack’s firm, meaty asscheeks and pulled her onto the couch. She yelped as I pushed her down into the cushions, and I took hold of my length. I could faintly hear protests, but her pussy told me everything the second I rammed right into her.

Plow me good and hard, it seemed to say. And judging from the slutty moan Applejack released as I penetrated her, I had heard correctly.

I wrapped my arms around her barrel and began plowing away, my balls slapping against her as I fucked. She rammed her bottom back into me, her strength impressive. Almost frightening. But I held on-This was one horse that wasn’t bucking me off!

Okay that sounded kind of weird. Oh well.

Everything was heat and warmth and Applejack shrieking, as Twilight eagerly watched and scribbled. I felt the farm pony’s hot pussy contract around me, tighter and stronger than Twilight had when she came… And came…

And still I pounded her, everything else rendered less important. Everything but the hot mare moaning under me and my urgent need to breed her. I took hold of her mane and pulled back, hard. Her pussy seemed to shrink around me, and I felt and heard her squirt all over me. She again looked up at me, green eyes locking with mine. Her mouth panted, her broad tongue hanging out. Then Twilight’s eyes met mine… And she smoothly grabbed Applejack’s cheek, turned her to face her, and kissed her messily. Their tongues writhed in their cheeks like mating pythons.

And on that admittedly disgusting mental image… I hit my orgasm again, my seed exploding inside Applejack’s vagina like a fire hydrant being ripped open by Superman. She contracted again and again, milking me for every drop. I held on tight, her bucking becoming less intense. We both sank into the couch, holding tightly onto each other. Twilight joined the cuddle ball, nuzzling and kissing us both.

“Haa… Haaa… S-So,” Twilight began, “what… What do you think of… Humans and other mares?”

Applejack panted hard, and looked up slowly. I brushed from sweaty locks of hair from her face. She smiled up at me, and then at Twilight.

“Ah think… Ah like the former more than the latter… But ah’m open t’ more experimentation.”

“I’m glad to hear that,” Twilight murmured softly. She planted a kiss on my cheek. “Mmm… You’re such a good research aid.”

“And coltfriend,” I reminded her. Twilight nuzzled me more, kissing me on the lips.

“Absolutely,” she said. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay,” I said with a smile, “I can think of some ways to make it up to me…”

Yup. I was definitely going to hell. But what a ride.

Author's Note

Well, that was Applejack. Who should be next?