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Winx Club XD's Gameshow Marathon

by Maxx Phoenix
In in act of sheer pettiness, the Winx Club XD do a Gameshow Marathon, because there twats.

"I've come to make an announcement: Maxx Phoenix is a bitch ass motherfucker. He fucking hurt my fucking feelings. That's right, he went on his stupid fucking podcast, and he said he dreamt I was running around on Price is Right, when said we looked stupid, and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on the drama alert. Maxx Phoenix, you got a small dick, its the size of a walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. STAFF OF SOLARIA! That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my feelings, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck The Price is Right. That's right! This is what you get, MY SUPER SOLAR PISS. Except I'm not  just pissing on the The Price is Right I'm gonna go higher, WE’RE PISSING ON THE ENTIRE GAME SHOW INDUSTRY!!!. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU OFF BRAND POWER RANGER! GAME SHOW FUCKING MARATHON, YOU IDIOT! WORLD FUCKING DOMINATION!

You have twenty-three day before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking airwaves! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.” Stella heaved. Bloom Sparx came into the frame. “Uh, yeah. In response to Maxx’s...statements, we are going to hold to sexy Gameshow Marathon."

Incomplete
Equestria Girls
Sex
Winx Club
Profanity
Crossover
Alternate Universe
Human
Second Person
Fetish
Comedy
 
SA

3453 words: Estimated 17 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 0 2019-12-20 07:13:44 UTC
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  2. The Price is Wrong, Bitch Part 1 2019-12-24 06:40:54 UTC
    2427