Winx Club XD's Gameshow Marathon

23 days have come and gone, and the Dragon Emperor Sports City Stadium was slowly beginning to fill up. We look around, and see you and Sunset Shimmer. You and Sunset were leaning against a wall, wearing black trench coats, shades, and you wore a hood, while Sunset wore a fedora, but the bacony goodness that is Sunset’s hair made her stick out like a sore thumb. “Yo, Sunny Bunz. Anon,” Seishin called. “Maxx, Megaheart. How’s it going?” Said Sunset. “Well, the Winx Club XD are about to 261 the entire game show industry,” said Seishin. “Yeah, I heard on Twitter, that they were air it from 11:00 AM-12:00 AM,” you said. “Okay, but why though?” Seishin asked. “Sunset sighed. “Well, apparently, they want to beat CBS in TV ratings, just to flex,” she explained. “Yo! Sunset. Anon. What’s up, people?” Me, Seishin, you, and Sunset Shimmer looked up to see where the voice came from. Sure enough, It was Princess Twilight Lamar Owlicious Sparkle, and the ‘Glim-Glam’, Starlight Glimmer.

“Starlight! Twi! Over here!” Said Sunset. The three ponies-waifus embraced quickly. Starlight then got a good look at me and MegaHeart. “Who are these two jabronis?” She asked. “I’m Seishin Kichawis, AKA MegaHeart. This is my student/BFF, J Wilson, AKA Maxx Phoenix. “Star and Twi shook our hands with a smile. “So, I trust that Sunset told you everything?” Said Seishin. “Yeah, the Winx Club XD are so freaking petty, man,” said Starlight. “Yeah, luckily, the Bloom and Stella of Dimension Rai are here to help. They’re in a hotel nearby,” said Sunset.

The Bloom and Stella in question came through on video chat, waving at you and Sunset. “Okay, so how do we get into the building?” You asked. Me and Seishin pulled out a strange looking box and a card.

Seishin popped the card into the box and….”Legendary Powers!”

YARDRRAAT!!!

Seishin was now decked out in a yardradian attire. She took my hand, and place two fingers on her forehead. The four then disappeared in a flash of light. The stadium seating was configured amphitheatre position, with a large projection of a billboard that hid the stage behind. We took our hiding spots, as the show began, signified by the ‘Congratulations’ song blasting through, followed by Bloom Sparx’s voice. “Get ready, everyone! From Dragon Emperor Sports City Stadium, IT’S GAMESHOW MARATHON! And now, please welcome, Stella Flare!” Stella flew down like a condescending god. “Hello, everyone! To quote OSW Review, happy days are here again! For the next 36 days, we’ll be paying homage to the epic gameshows, past, present, and future. Today, I’ll kick things off with the longest running game show, that’s actually airing right now..”

The Price is Right…

The series debuted September 4, 1972, in two forms: a daily version on CBS with Bob Barker as host, and a weekly version, eventually dubbed "the nighttime Price Is Right," hosted by Dennis James and airing in first-run syndication. Barker took over the nighttime version in 1977 (which remained a half-hour in length throughout its existence) and hosted both until the nighttime version was discontinued in 1980. The syndicated nighttime version returned five years later, with Tom Kennedy as host and running five days a week. This version ran for one season.

Barker hosted the program from its debut until June 15, 2007. During his 35 years as host, Barker won numerous awards and honors including Daytime Emmys and a Lifetime Achievement Award. Directors of the show included Marc Breslow, Paul Alter, and Bart Eskander, with Eskander receiving a Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Direction of a Game Show. Producer Roger Dobkowitz won a Daytime Emmy for his work on the show, which included the development of many of the show's games that are still being played today.

After a search for a successor, Drew Carey took the helm of the show, with production resuming in August 2007, and his first episode airing on October 15. It is believed to be the longest-running game show on television (the Spanish-language variety show Sábado Gigante ended on September 19, 2015).[5][6] It is also the longest running game show airing episodes five days-per-week in the world. The Price Is Right is one of two game show franchises (along with To Tell the Truth) to be seen nationally in either first-run network or syndication airings in the U.S. in every decade from the 1950s onward. CBS has occasionally aired extra episodes of the show for short periods between the cancellation of one daytime program and the premiere of its successor. On occasion since 1986, special episodes have aired during prime time hours, most notably to fill in gaps between the Survivor series, and during the 2007–08 Writers Guild of America strike.

On September 22, 2008, Terry Kneiss made game show history by bidding the exact amount of his $23,743 showcase. Taping of the show immediately stopped, with Carey and show staffers concerned that cheating was taking place. It was later learned that—by constantly watching the show, noticing the frequency of certain products showing up on the show, and using statistical analysis—Ted Slauson, an audience member and long-time superfan of the show, had legitimately determined the exact prices of the items in the showcase. Slauson shared this knowledge with Terry's wife Linda, who was sitting beside him in the audience, and the information was signaled to Terry up on stage. Kneiss was awarded the prizes, and the show subsequently discontinued featuring certain products.

On April Fools' Day in 2014, Craig Ferguson and Carey switched hosting duties, with Carey hosting The Late Late Show and Ferguson taking over the hosting duties on The Price Is Right. The episode also featured Shadoe Stevens as announcer. Barker appeared on April Fools' Day episode in 2015, hosting the first item up for bids and the first pricing game, with Carey hosting the remainder of the episode. Through epic prizes and sexy models, this show cemented itself in game show history, and now, we’re going to 261 it.

Everyone cringed as the fuckery began from Bloom’s voice once more. “A fortune and fabulous prizes await, as we kick off with The motherfucking Price is Right!” Bloom laughed maniacally. “NPC and NPC, come down!” The two grey NPC gingerly walked down. “NPC and NPC, come down!” The two grey NPC gingerly walked down.“NPC and NPC, come down!” The two grey NPC gingerly walked down. Bloom got up, and flew around the crowd until she found her target, GRABBING YOU AND SUNSET SHIMMER BY THE NECKS! “Sunset Lamar Alowicious Shimmer, come on down!” Bloom forcefully tossed you too down to Contestants Row. “These four teams will kick things off with The Goddamned Price is Right!” The curtain opened up to reveal a hybrid of the current set, and the New Price is Right set from 1994.

Bloom spoke up again. “And now, here is your star, IT’S Stella Flare!” Out came Stella, dressed like a very expensive hooker. “Hey, Maxx Phoenix, who looks stupid now? In this marathon, the games we play will have a ‘Winxy Spin’. We’ll remix certain aspects of some of the shows. Meaning new remixes to songs, new set designs, and today, a brand new pricing game. Stella sashayed seductively. “So, since it’s still morning time, let’s have some breakfast as we bid. At each the podiums are electronic menus to order historical last menus. You and Sunset studied the menus.

The two of you look at each other. “And the 261ing begins!” You roll your eyes, and press a button, spawning 2 pints of Mint Ice Cream. You give one to Sunset, who graciously accepts. “Mint ice cream is my favorite, so at least something good is coming out of this,” she grumbles. Stella walked up to you two with a smirk. “Oh, you two idiots. We knew you were coming! We felt your energy signatures!” She explained. “Well shit!” said Sunset.

“Watch your damn language, they are kids watching this, for fucks sake!” Ranted Stella. After composing herself, Stella returned to the spot. “Bloom, what is the first item up for bid?” Send Request’s Comeback Song played as Flora carted out a double barreled pump-action shotgun as Bloom spoke. “It’s the Mackenzie Gun! Now, you can be like ANNDREEWW BLAAAZZE, YEAH! Shoot up your local supermarket with the grand shotgun, with a carrying capacity with 250 FUCKING SHELLS! Back to you, Stella!” Stella smirked. “Well, that goes to the two who bids closest. NPC and NPC, you go first. “[Insert irrelevant number here].”

“Okay, NPC and NPC?”

“[Insert irrelevant number here]”

“You two, NPC and NPC?”

“[Insert irrelevant number here]”

Stella turns her attention you and Sunset. “So, what do you two bid?” She asked.

“You’re a fucking asshole!” Said Sunset. “I know you are, but what am I? Oh, that’s right. A SOLAR SEX GODDESS! Now make your damn bid!” She demanded. You look at Sunset with a smirk. “69,” you say in a juvenile tone. Stella laughs. “Hahaha, jokes on you, you’re the only did not overshoot it, so get on this stage. “Dammit,” said Sunset. As you two walk up, you ask Sunset a single question. “Are we dead? Cause I’m pretty sure we’re in hell!”

You two go on stage, where you're greeted by Stella. "Let's have some fun!" She said. Bloom piped up once more. "We're gonna have all of the fun, cause Sunset and Anon, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY PLINKO! FOR $50,000! AND A FUCKING LAMBO!" Aisha drove a black Lamborghini onto the stage. Sunset's eye twitched. "So...you set of this up, just because some dude hurt your feelings?" She inquired. "Yessery doodle!" Stella said gleefully. Sunset huffed. " You... dirty... stuck-up... sadistic... shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, hoe-grabbing, super-slutty, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, hole-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!" Sunset roared. "You done?" Asked Stella. Sunset nodded yes, earning a Sweet Chin Music from Stella, who then helped her up. "Anyway, I'm sure you know how this game works. You get one chip for free, and you can get four more by guessing the numbers under four items, let's start with the first item. Bloom?" Stella chimed. "That's a remastered Sonic 06 for PS4." Said Bloom. The number under was 25. "Okay, does it start with 2, or end with a 5?" Stella asked with a seductive tone. The crowd began to pipe up, but you and Sunset shut them down with no mercy whatsoever. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" You two yell. Sunset huffed. "It's Sonic 06, 2!" That mad 2 chips. 3 items later, you two had a royal flush. All 5 chips. You and Sunset go up the game. Sunset dropped the first chip, it landed on the 10K. You take the chip, landing the 10K again. Stella was getting visibly aroused. You and Sunset land two more 10Ks. "Holy shit, are we about to see a first?" Said Stella. Sunset looked at the 5th and final chip with killer intent. She let the chip fall. It's going...It's going! INTO THE 10K. YOU AND SUNSET JUST WON 50K, and a Lambo! "Why would I ever need a Lambo."

"OOOOOOOOH <3" Stella just came all over herself. As you look at her, sprawled out on the floor, you look at Sunset. "This is gonna be a long hour!"

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After cleaning up, Stella was back chipper was ever. The neon was adjusted to be brighter. Sunset was in break green-room, texting Starlight. Starlight and Twilight were hiding in the bleachers on the other side of the stadium.

Starlight, how are things on your end?
-Sunset

Everything is going okay for now. Did that Stella-chick just have orgasm???
-Starlight

Fucking degenerates.
-Sunset

Stella flexed before leading us back in. "And we're back. Tecna, who are our next victims?" She asked. Tecna grew a serial killer's grin as she suddenly teleported... RIGHT IN FRONT OF STAR AND TWI!!! "Star and Twi, come on down!" Tecna grabbed them by the throats, and chokeslamed them to contestants row. "Ow, my back!" Said Twilight. "So, Twi and Star, are you ready?" Said Stella. "I think i'd rather smoke a fuck-ton of crack!" Said Starlight. "Not sure why, you'd get the results hanging out with the this dimension's Winx," Twilight deadpanned. "Oh, Faust. The Winx Club XD are the living equivalent of crack!" Said Starlight. Stella giggled like a druken sailor. "Next item up for bid?"

"It's a new HOT-TUB!"

The certain opened up to reveal Flora in the tub, her pink bikini top struggling on her plentiful breasts. There was a look of pure lust on her visage. The motions of her arms caused Stella to put two and two together. Flora took one glance at Stella, then carried on. "S-so you're just gonna keep flicking off in that hottub?" Stella inquired. "If I keep going, you are watching me jill off, and thus, you are gay," said Flora. "No, that's not how it works," Stella replied.

"Yeah, it does!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"Y-YES"

"NO!"

"Y-Y-YEEEESSSS! YESSS! YEEEEEESSSSS! OOOOOOH <3"

Stella blinked as Twilight and Starlight looked on in disgust.

"Anyway, that tub, as well as Flora's bodily juices, will go to whoever bids closet without overshooting it.

“Okay, NPC and NPC?”

“[Insert irrelevant number here]”

“You two, NPC and NPC?”

“[Insert irrelevant number here]”

Stella turns her attention Twilight and Starlight. “So, what do you two bid?” She asked. "420," said a smug Starlight. Stella smirked. "Jokes on you, you two got an exact bid. So, get up here!" "The two sigh, and get up on stage.

"Since you two are nerds, WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK. PROFESSOR PRICE, BITCHES!" Said Stella. Twilight sighed in disgust.

"This game involves up to five questions. In order to win the car, all you have to do is correctly answer three of the five questions. "

Starlight raised an eyebrow. "Car?"

Tecna spoke.

"That's right. ITS A NEW FUCKING CAR!"

"Wha- We're bucking ponies! Why would we ever need that?" Said Twilight.

"Ready to play?" Said Stella

"What's just get this over with!" Said Starlight.

"2+2"

"4."

"4 x 4?"

"16."

"16 x 16"

"256."

"256 x 256"

"65536"

Stella came again, this time, it was stronger, and she was nearly foaming at the mouth.

Star and Twilight slowly backed away.