You are Anon Yolanda Mouse, running to the Rainbooms with an urgent message. From around the corner, Sunset Shimmer stops you in your tracks. “Whoa, calm down, Anon. Where’s the fire?” She asked. “It-it’s Keemstar’s drama alert. The Winx Club XD was on there!” You said. Sunset looks up the sentient garden gnone. “What is...UP! DRAMALERT NATION! LET’S GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOSE! Winx Club XD’s Stella Flare has an announcement. Here she is.” Stella Flare showed up and proceeded to speak. I've come to make an announcement: Maxx Phoenix is a bitch ass motherfucker. He fucking hurt my fucking feelings. That's right, he went on his stupid fucking podcast, and he said he dreamt I was running around on Price is Right, when said we looked stupid, and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on the drama alert. Maxx Phoenix, you got a small dick, its the size of a walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. STAFF OF SOLARIA! That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!

He fucked my feelings, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck The Price is Right. That's right! This is what you get, MY SUPER SOLAR PISS. Except I'm not just pissing on the The Price is Right I'm gonna go higher, WE’RE PISSING ON THE ENTIRE GAME SHOW INDUSTRY!!!. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU OFF BRAND POWER RANGER! GAME SHOW FUCKING MARATHON, YOU IDIOT! WORLD FUCKING DOMINATION!

You have twenty-three day before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking airwaves! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.” Stella heaved. Bloom Sparx came into the frame. “Uh, yeah. In response to Maxx’s...statements, we are going to hold a very sexy Gameshow Marathon. All proceeds go to charity. It will be held in the Dragon Emperor Sports Stadium,” Said Bloom.

The human equivalent of a garden-gnome blinked and grinned. “Wow, that is some next level pettiness, and I am so here for it!” He said. “Well, in any case, thanks for having us, Keemy,” said Bloom.

With that, the video ended. Sunset blinked. “Well, ain’t that about a bitch, the Winx are about to 261 The Price is Right. Bob Barker is rolling in his grave in disgust. “So, what are we going to do about it?” You asked. “Well, we could just contact the Winx Clubs of Dimensions Rai, Wow, and S8. Maybe they could help us look into this. We could also get Princess Twilight the help us. I’d love to see Starlight again,” Sunset said lustfully. “Whatever, I’ll go call up the other Rainbooms,” you said. “Yeah, and I’ll also call Maxx Phoenix and MegaHeart, and let them know what’s up,” said Sunset.

Senshi Valley…

Speaking of which, me and MegaHeart were going to town on each other in a sparring session. Just then, my phone rang out. I blocked a kendo stick shot to answer it. “Speak on it,” I said. “Hey Maxx Phoenix. It’s Sunset Shimmer. I’m here to tell you that the Winx Club XD are petty motherfuckers. They’re doing a Gameshow Marathon just to fuck with you,” she said. “I know, it’s crazy. It should be quite entertaining,” I said. MegaHeart raised an eyebrow, and I looked up at her. I put a hand over the speaker. “Calm down, Seishin. I’m sure it’ll be fine,” I calmly told her. “Well, J, we were hoping you could accompany us and the other Winx Clubs to look into this. You in?” Asked Sunset. “Seishin? You wanna play?” I offer. The magical-samurai amazon thought for a moment. “Meh, what the hell. Let’s do it!” She said. “Yay!” I yelled as I ran up to her, jumped up, and hugged her, eliciting a soft, but suppressed giggle “Oh J, you’re 20, but you’re just like a little kid….

The Winx Clout House…

Bloom came into the living room. “Hey everyone, I just finished the paperwork, here is the schedule for the games.” Bloom placed a sheet of paper on the table. “Okay, so this will be a six week event, alternating between Adult game shows and Kids game shows. Each week is 6 days. Week 1 will kick of with The Price is Right, of course, hosted by Stella. Then, it’s Let’s Make a Deal, hosted by Tecna. Jeopardy will be hosted by Aisha. Match Game is next, hosted by Musa. Flora, you can finally use that slutty magician outfit, cause you are hosting Card Shark,” Flora squeed in delight as Bloom continued. “And finally, I will wrap up Week 1 with Family Feud.” Musa sighed. “Wow, I cannot believe that we are about to 261 the game show industry,” she said. Bloom smirked. “Well, in any case. I figured we could get Daphne and Roxy involved. Mix and Match, y’know? Also, we’re airing live on Twitch and Youtube. Also, The Price is Right will be on Monday, and 10 AM. Let’s see if we can beat the real show in ratings,” Bloom said. “Bloom, how will we set up the sets and stuff?” Asked Flora. “Easy, we use practical props and Virtual reality, and different seating configurations. Speaking of VR, Tecna, have you refined THAT ruby?” She asked. Tecna smirked, and summoned a familiar red stone. Bloom took to Twitter.com to unveil the news.

This is Bloom Sparx. We are having a game show marathon. It will be a six week extravaganza of fun and dubautery. It will be held in Dragon Emperor Sports City Stadium. All proceeds will go to charities of facial reconstruction, which the Rainbooms will need after our big fight. We invite you to join the conversation using the #WinxGames. Tickets go on sale next week at midnight.
XOXO -Bloom Sparx

“Does this answer your questions?” She asked in a condescending tone. Stella smiled. “And as for contestants, the Rainbooms has quite the gold mine of a roster. “Well then, it’s time to play the game and 261 the game show industry.

Author's Note

Can y'all play along?