Anon had managed to bag four of the six mares that comprised the prestigious pantheon of momly MILFs.

Starting with Twilight Velvet, then following on to Windy Whistles, Mrs. Shy, and finally his wild tryst with Cookie Crumbles and Rarity... Anon was beginning to get a bit of confidence that he might be able to actually pull off the seemingly impossible feat.

Only two remained.

First on his list would be the legendary rock-farming matriarch herself, the only being on the planet capable of withstanding the full maddening force of Pinkie's Pie's insatiable energy... Cloudy Quartz.

He had made arrangments to travel with Pinkie on one of her visits back to her family farm, using the pretense of wanting to taste their local rock-based homebrew craft beer. But it wasn't long before the ridiculous human spotted his opportunity - most of the Pie family (everypony sans Pinkie and Maud) out in the rock field attempting to fix their windmill.

A perfect opportunity to strike...

...and completely bomb.

Anon headed back to the manor, where Pinkie awaited with a mug of awful rock-beer and good cheer.

Surely this wouldn't be the end of his quest, his story, his attempt to bang the most fiercely strong-willed of the Mane Six Moms...

Would it?

Nope.

Warning, contains: Clean Analingus / Oral / Incest / Anal / Vaginal / Face-sitting / mother-daughter / Marble-Lime-Quartz sexy times

Based on the comic by shoutingisfun

Cover-art by the incredible Shinodage

Huge shout-out to B25 for his help editing as well.