DO NOT READ THIS: KEPT ONLY FOR INSPECTION

They were over next to school house. Miss Cheerilee was watching in horror as Harry and Rainbow Dash discussed… whatever they were discussing (probably Harry explaining to Rainbow Dash about “20% Cooler”). I walked up behind Cheerilee and tapped her on the shoulder.

“Hey, I know you…” I started “You’re Miss Cheer—“

She cut me off by saying:

“Who and what are you?”

“I’m a human. You’ll understand at the town meeting. Forget you saw anything. It was an honor to meet you, Miss” I said calmly. As I walked away, she was repeating to herself:

“I didn’t see anything. I didn’t see anything. HahahaHAAAA, I didn’t see anything!”

“Harry-y-y-y-y-y-y!!” I called. “You’re late to Rarity’s!” he looked at me in disgust “Hey, it won’t be bad. She hooked me up with these sweet cords!” He then burst into laughter.

“Did you seriously just say ‘cords’ in reference to corduroys?” laughed Harry

“Yes, now scoot ya boots, we gotta go” I responded, annoyed. I turned to Rainbow. “Yo.”

“What’s that mean?” she asked

“It means hey, which means hello”

“If you insist” she said then turned back to Harry. “Good luck with Rares.”

As we headed back to Rarity’s, Harry asked me something I hadn’t thought of:

“How late am I?”

“Ohh… 30 minutes late. She is going to kick your ass, and maybe literally too.”

“But that’d kill me!”

“Maybe, but she doesn’t know that”

“You call me pessimistic…”

“I know, I know, but still”

When we walked in she was pissed with a capital P.

“HARRY!!! OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 30 MINUTES AGO AND NOW YOUR SHIRT AND PANTS FRESH ANYMORE!!!! “

“Chill! I’m here now and that’s what matters!” he said. He looked scared. Rarity huffed and threw his shirt and pants onto his face with magic.