DO NOT READ THIS: KEPT ONLY FOR INSPECTION

When I woke, I knew something was wrong. I felt as if I had been morphed. My body made shorter, my hands and feet shaped into hard nubs, and my head enlarged and put a horn on top of. Horn, oh god. What was wrong here??

I sat up. That’s when it sank in. I knew it. I was in Twilight Sparkle’s library. It was weird not in the 2nd dimension, this now 3D library was hard to look at.

“Oh shit.” I tried to say, but it just came out “Aw shoot”. I tried again

“Shoot”

“Shoot”

“Shooty shoot shoots.”

“Shoooooooooooooooooot”

“Rrrrrgh, Celestia-dang-it, shoot”

I tried other swear words.

“Feather”

“Hay”

“Manticore”

“Sunava gun!”

I couldn’t cuss!

“Twili-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght, I’m trying to sle-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eep,” came a whiny voice from below me.

Spike! I’m saved!

“Oh Celestia, oh Celestia, Spike, ya gotta help me!”

“Urgh” he said, rubbing his eyes. “Whatever Twilight. Whaddaya need?”

“That’s just it, Spike. I’m not Twilight Sparkle.”

“Ya sure look like ‘er.” His speech was still lazy from being so tired

“That’s what confuses me too, I was in my house in Kansas, not in this universe by the by, with my friend Harry over to---“

CRASH!

Rainbow Dash came crashing thru the wall.