Author's Note

I wanted to let you guys know that never in my life have I played the Leisure Suit Larry games. This is just my interpretation of the franchise.

Suri Polomare

Feather entered one of the train's compartments as he was on his way to Foalrida. He took his seat and looked around the empty compartment. Feather picked up a folded map of Equestria to see where he was. He noticed that Foalrida was a long way from Starlight's old village. Feather will have to stay on this train for a few days before he reaches Foalrida. He carefully put the map into his bottomless pocket just in case. Feather heard some knocks from his door.

"Excuse me, is it alright that I stay in your compartment?" a mare's voice said from outside. Feather looked through the window to see a bright pink, earth pony mare with purple, curly manes standing outside. Her mane was held up with a yellow headband and around her neck wore a two-tone blue crossed scarf. Feather immediately opened his compartment's door.

"I don't mind at all! Especially for a cute mare like yourself!" Feather said as he gestured the mare to come in.

"Why thank you!" the mare said as she picked up her luggage and brought it inside. "It was so hard for me to find a decent compartment."

"Why's that?" Feather asked curiously.

"It's just that most of the compartments I found were occupied by lots of horny stallions who wanted me to pleasure them in return for sharing a compartment!" the mare responded in distraught.

"That's horrible!" Feather said in disbelief.

"Yes. But when I saw you, I knew that you weren't the type of stallion who would take advantage of a distressed mare." the mare smiled. "I'm Suri Polomare. It's nice to meet you."

"I'm Feather; Feather Bangs." Feather replied. "And it's nice to meet you too." Soon, both ponies began talking to get to know each other. Apparently, Suri is an upcoming fashion designer and she was in the middle of a story about taking part in Fashion Week at Manehattan.

"So, your assistant just bailed on you after participating in Fashion Week?" Feather asked.

"I know, after everything I did for her, she just bailed on me because I didn't win!" Suri said while looking sad.

"How rude of that mare!" Feather said before he patted Suri's hoof. "I would never do anything like that to you, Suri."

"Thank you," Suri smiled. "now I just try to travel across Equestria while trying to make a name for myself as a fashion designer. What's worse, I wasn't able to get some rare fabric in this train."

"Rare fabric?" Feather asked.

"Yes, this train is transporting some special fabrics that would look amazing for my new fashion line. But the train staff wouldn't allow me to buy some." Suri replied.

"How about I go get it for you." Feather responded with confidence.

"Oh, I wouldn't want you to get in trouble! Besides, I'm probably not worthy of such fabrics." Suri said.

"Suri, you didn't win that Fashion Week and your assistant quit on you. Let me help you brighten your day by doing this noble deed." Suri jumped to give Feather a hug.

"Thank you, Feather!" Suri said. "The fabric is called Phoenix Flare and it's in the very last cart of this train."

"Ok, thanks Suri!" Feather said as he opened the compartment's door and made his way to the last train cart. He went through several carts before he stopped at the third to last cart. He peered through the window to see that the second to last cart was empty except for a bulky stallion blocking the entrance to the storage cart. Feather thought there was no way to through that security guard. That was, until Feather noticed the roof of the carts and an idea struck him. He quickly went back to the past carts to get some supplies. He looked around in a few carts until he spotted something. It was an emergency glass case hanging on a wall. The case was filled with tools such as long rope, latex hoof gloves, signal flares, and bandages. Feather carefully opened the glass case to get the long rope and some latex gloves and put them in his bottomless pockets.

'This stuff is technically used for an emergency...for love.' Feather thought as he made his way to the engine cart where he found a tool box. Feather opened it to find what he needed. He pulled out a large bolt wrench and put it inside of his bottomless pocket. The last thing Feather needed was inside the kitchen cart where chef ponies would cook for the passengers. The cooks didn't mind Feather as they thought he was just another pony passing by. Feather looked around until he found a bottle of honey.

'This would definitely help me get into a sticky situation.' Feather thought as he put the honey bottle into his bottomless pocket and returned to the outside between the third and second carts. He began pulling out the rope to wrap it around his arm. Feather then put on the gloves and used his mouth to hold the honey bottle to squeeze the honey on to the gloves, causing them to become extremely sticky. He threw away the bottle and jumped up to stick to the side of the train cart. Feather began pulling each of his sticky, gloved hooves from the surface and began crawling up on top of the train carts. He looked on top to make sure the train wouldn't make its' way towards a tunnel. Feather made his way to the top of the second cart and slowly crawled so the guard pony wouldn't hear him from above. When Feather finally reached the top of the third cart, he made his way towards a hatch. Feather stopped to pull out his hoof from one of the gloves and pulled out the wrench from his pocket. He used the wrench to twist the bolts on parts of the hatch before the door opened. Feather grabbed the rope from his arm and tied it to the hatch's handle. Once the knots were tighten, Feather took off his other glove and he slowly climbed down the rope until he reached the floor. He looked around the cart to see a whole bunch of crates and packages that were being shipped to different parts of Equestria. Feather then noticed a large crate that had painted letters on it. The words were spelled Phoenix Blaze Fabric. Luckily for Feather, he found a crowbar on the side of the wall. He guessed that the train staff kept it there in case if the cargo boxes were needed to be opened for emergencies. Feather slowly inserted the crowbar into the lid and began pulling it in a slow manner so he doesn't get the guard pony's attention. The crate was completely open and Feather took a look inside. The fabrics were sparkling red as if they were made of actual gems. Feather carefully pulled one roll of Phoenix Blaze to get for Suri.

'I should probably put this fabric into something more presentable' Feather thought. He pulled out his purple, silk bag of bits and poured the coins into his jacket pocket. Feather then put the fabric into the bag so it would be safe.

'I can't wait to get this to Suri.' Feather thought as he imagined Suri looking completely surprised and began kissing him on the lips, which would then escalate into more 'intimate' actions. Suddenly, a large bump hit the train. It caused Feather and some of the crates to be in midair for a second before falling to the ground. Feather was alright as he got back up, but one box fell and it spilled purple bags, similar to Feather's ball of fabric, on to the floor. He didn't notice this as he just picked up the first thing that looked like his bag and began climbing back up to the top of the train. Little did Feather knew, the spilled crate also had painted letters on it. The words spelled Confetti Bag Bomb (Warning: Opening bag will cause massive confetti explosion). Suri was in the middle of reading a book until she saw Feather returning to the compartment.

"Did you get it?" Suri asked with anticipation. Feather pulled out the purple bag which Suri assumed was the Phoenix Blaze fabric.

"Oh Feather! You're such a life-saver!" Suri said as she gave Feather a hug.

"Oh shucks," Feather said with a blush. "I just wanted to make you happy." He then noticed Suri wrapping her hooves around his neck while looking at him with bedroom eyes.

"Allow me to return the favor." Suri purred before she gave Feather a smooch on the lips. Feather felt extremely aroused from the sensation of his and Suri's tongues wrapping around each other while they made out. Suri suddenly felt something touch her stomach, only to see that Feather's privates wanted some action.

"Did you put an extra roll of Phoenix Blaze in your pants or are you happy to make out with me?" Suri teased as she push Feather on to a seat in the compartment. Suri pulled the shutters on the compartment's windows to get some privacy.

"That's better," Suri said while she sashayed to Feather. "Now let's get ourselves comfortable." Suri then sat on top of Feather while she undid his white pants. As she suspected, Feather's penis was bigger than usual. It was probably from being so aroused just from being this close to a mare.

"My! You're quite excited." Suri assumed. Feather sweated bullets from fear.

"Umm..Suri, I have something to confess." Feather blurted out, causing Suri to look at him curiously.

"I never gone this far with a mare before." Feather then blushed a very bright red after telling Suri this embarrassing fact.

"Wait, are you a virgin?!" Suri gasped in surprise. Feather just nodded. Suri moved her head closer to Feather's face.

"Don't worry, I'll take it nice and slow." Suri whispered before she began rubbing her pussy on Feather's hard on. Suri's rubbing made her moan from the sensation.

"Mmm, not a bad way to start." Suri said as she decided to pick up the pace with her grinding. Feather felt the friction from Suri's rubbing becoming more heated. He was afraid that he might climax right then and there. Luckily for Feather, he didn't blow his load yet. The time came when Suri slowly positioned herself and she let Feather's dick enter her pussy.

"Oh!" Suri yelped as she felt the pain of a stallion's dick entering inside of her. "I never thought I would be this tight while fucking you." Suri increased her pace as she moved her lower region up and down while keeping Feather's dick inside of her. Feather was entering new levels of pleasure as he was mating for the first time with a mare. This was pretty much a major milestone for stallions in Feather's age. Feather's high was short lived as he felt his climax was approaching.

"Suri!" Feather warned with that one word.

"Come on, Feather! Cum already!" Suri said before she and Feather felt their orgasms hitting hard. Suri stopped her movements to catch her breath. Feather too was out of breath as this was still his first time having sex with a mare. Suri laid on top of Feather so the both of them could cuddle while in their afterglow.

An hour passed before Suri and Feather recovered from their lovemaking. Suri got up so she could fix herself up. She even opened the window so the compartment didn't smell of their sex. Both of them sort of felt bad for the next passengers who would get this compartment. She stopped when she felt her ears.

"Uh oh." Suri said as she looked around the floor.

"What's wrong?" Feather asked.

"I think I dropped my earrings somewhere." Suri said as she looked around the floor in panic. "I got to find them! They were a gift from my mother!"

"I'll help you find them." Feather also looked around to floor to help.

"I think they could be near the window." Suri mentioned as Feather made his way to the area.

"I don't see it any-" Feather was interrupted when he felt his flank getting kicked so hard that he flew out of the opened window and down towards a large river. The source of the kick was Suri as she lowered one of her hind hooves. She looked at the window with a mischievous smile.

"Ha! I can't believe that sucker fell for that crappy damsel act! I gotta thank that snobby mare from Ponyville for inspiring me." Suri said to herself while picking up the purple bag.

"Looks like that stallion and I are even." Suri continued. "He loses his virginity while I get a roll of Phoenix Blaze." Suri then undid the rope to open the bag. Large amounts of confetti suddenly exploded in front of Suri, leaving her completely shocked and a compartment full of colorful confetti.

"W-What the fuck?!" Suri yelled when she realized that Feather didn't get the rare fabric.