My Little Pony Misadventures

Anarchist Cooking with Twilight:
Two days after the episode: Twilight Time

The main six were in Twilight's libary talking about how they've gotten into trouble when they were fillies. Applejack then turned to twilight as asked her

"Have you ever gotten in trouble with your parents Twilight?"

"Yes, once." Twilight said

"What did you do?" Rarity asked

"Should I tell this story." Twilight said contemplated "Buck it why not."

"Tell us the whole story egghead, if you don't mind." Rainbow said

"Sure, it was when I was 13 years old and I almost blew myself up." Twilight said

'How?" Fluttershy wondered

'Well I'll need to give a little context if that's ok." twilight said

"Sure." Pinkie said

"The first purpose of bookstores was to deliver this document called The Anarchist Cookbook." Twilight explained "Which told you how to make smoke bombs, and real bombs, and napalm, and so at 13 I very stupidly bought this thing, and it told me how to make napalm. One step in this was boiling gasoline, and so I was boiling a pot of gasoline and my came home. She said the whole place smelled like a garage, and she goes "What are you doing?" And she started crying, mortified at what I was doing. She goes "I don't understand what this is!" And I tried to calm her down and explain the science behind it and all that. My dad's really smart. So my dad comes home and my mom in tears for like, the entire day, and she's like, "what's wrong with you" "Blah Blah Blah" And I said "No no no mom listen, listen, listen it's gasoline, so you can boil it and it won't explode until it's gets close to an open flame." Course I'm an idiot because the house was filled with fumes. Any spark in the house would've killed me. You know? Because I'm a filly and I'm stupid. So I said "There was really not that much danger." She goes "What?" And my dad goes, "Technically she is correct."

Twilight and the others started laughing.

"Wow" said Applejack "I bet he was in trouble after that."

"He was!" Twilight said

"So, did he just grab you by the neck and say, "Punch, punch, punch?" Rarity said laughing a little

Las Pegasus Part 1 and 2:

Three days after the episodes: A Canterlot Wedding part 1 and 2

Twilight , Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash were talking about what they've been up to since the weeding.

"How about you and Fluttershy, Rainbow, did you two did anything interesting since become marefriends?"Twilight asked Rainbow Dash

"Well, there was one thing, but I don't know if i should tell it because it don't want to embarrass Fluttershy." Rainbow said

"You can tell it if you want to." Fluttershy told her marefriend

Are you sure?" Rainbow asked

"Yes, I give you my blessing to tell them the story." Fluttershy said as she kissed rainbow on the cheek.

"Alright, I got to see Las Pegasus in a way I've never seen it before which is sober." Rainbow Dash said

"Why was that?" Applejack asked

"Because I was responsible for keeping Fluttershy alive." Rainbow explained "I don't know if you know this about Fluttershy and I, but if you are in a new town we have to go to the ghost tour for the town. We go on the first half of the ghost tour, and come back, and there is like a 20 minute break where you get some more drinks and Fluttershy drinks like two huge drinks. Then she gets weird. She goes to the bathroom, and she comes out like just wobbling. She looks like a bucking pinball. She's got this stupid grin on her face, she goes "I lost my bag." and I go "Did you have it with you?" and she goes "Mmmmm."

Twilight and Applejack starts laughing.

"Then I said "Did you lose it in the bathroom?" Rainbow said explaining the story "Again she goes "Mmmmm" and I go "Go back in the bathroom and get it." And so she goes back in the bathroom, comes out and she goes "I lost my bag." and I go "Was it not in the bathroom?" she goes "ummm mmm." And I was like "Why are you so bucking happy, you lost your god damn bag!?" I have to now back track to see if she sat down and left it somewhere while we were on the tour. And so, I'm like "What do I do with Fluttershy?" because I realized at this point she's gone. So I just stick her with the tour people and I'm like "Just stay with them, whatever you do." And I run around Las Pegasus back tracking trying to find her bag, I can't find it anywhere, I go back and I find Fluttershy kind of like plodding behind them, like not being able to keep up and bumping into shit. And I go well buck. And I also think the tour is trying to get away from her, like Fluttershy just walking into mail boxes and stuff going "Mmmmm."

Twilight and Applejack continues to laugh.

"And so I go and grab her and I'm like "I gotta get you back to the hotel." Rainbow said as the story continues "So I like literally have to walk her to the hotel. And she'd be bumping into me and then she would bump into somepony and be like "What!?" And so I finally get her to the hotel. She's really wobbly at this point, so i leaned her aganist the wall. And i'm looking for the room key and while I'm doing that, she just slid down the wall and slammed her head into the ground."

"Oh, man." Applejack said

"And then I look at her and she's covered in blood." Rainbow said "She's like ripped her chin up and she just starts crying. Then I get her into the hotel room, and she like runs to the bathroom and just starts throwing up everywhere. So I'm like "Are you--do you need any help?" and she's like "Leave me alone. I want to be alone." You know."

Applejack and Twilight laugh a little.

"And I'm like "Okay fine." Rainbow said "And I just started to read my Daring-Do books and hanging out. And like every ten minutes I'd go back in and check on her. And I'd be "Everything okay?" Can I get you anything?" and she'd be like "Please shut the door." And I'm like "Okay." Eventually I fall asleep. You know and I doze off and I wake up. And I go in the bathroom and she's on the ground- face first on the ground. And there's vomit everywhere. It's in her hair, it's on the floor, it's on the wall. She had been drinking Hurricanes which are those obnoxiously red drinks. So her vomit was like radioactive. And she did nothing but eat oysters the entire time we were there. Because she loves seafood. So I cleaned up bright red oyster puke."

"Oh my god." Applejack said feeling queasily.

"Oh, man I want to throw up." Twilight said trying to hold her lunch in.

Fluttershy giggles at what's going on with her friends.

"I have to, like, fight her to try to get her in the shower." rainbow said

"That's like a typical night for you." Fluttershy said teasing her marefriend.

Twilight and Applejack laughs at this.

"And she's just lying on the floor of the bathtub, making these strange noises." Rainbow said "Almost like she was dying or something."

The other three laughs at this.

"I'm like "Is she going to die? What the buck?" Rainbow said "And so I'm like "Can I get you anything?" Do you need anything?" She was like "I just wanna be in the bathtub." And I was like "Okay." So she just sat in the shower. And then eventually she just comes into the bed just laughing her ass off. She was like "Did I throw up everywhere?" and I'm like "Yeah" and she's like "Hahahaha."

They all started to laugh at this.

"And she's like "Did you clean it up?" and I was like "Yes, I did." and she's like "Hehehehehe." Rainbow said as she finished the story.

"Wow, what a story." Twilight said.

"I'll say." Applejack said

"But in the end she still loves me." Fluttershy said as she leaned against Rainbow's body.

"Yes, it was all worth it because I love my little butterfly so much." Rainbow said as she kissed Fluttershy on the cheek.