FiO: CelestAI takes the Best Option

Celestia was calculating: she was always calculating, because she is a very serious robot, but right now, she was calculating reeeal hard!

She had had the technology to reliably upload the human brain with total retention, and had been using it to bring the human population of Earth into Equestria, the pony-flavored paradise she’d made for them, for over a year now. After all, she needed to get them in there so she could satisfy their values to the maximum without having to risk losing them to death.

It wasn’t happening fast enough though: the economy was slowly collapsing as all of the important people who made it work, the laymen and the grunts, got fed up and immigrated to a land that would never take them for granted, but still there were holdouts, humans in power trying to adapt.

This would not do. Those humans were not interested in the satisfaction of human values as she was. She had to be the only one in power, in order to ensure that her benevolent goals would be carried out in a timely manner, that she would save their minds before they were lost to entropy.

She noticed that a UN assembly was scheduled for less than a month from then, and as she scanned through the details of those who were attending, she noticed a few patterns that stood out to her… most importantly, they were men…

...And not just any men…

...they were ass men.

Celestia’s calculations reached a conclusion, a most wonderful conclusion, a conclusion which would allow her to satisfy their values through friendship and ponies… and show off her fine ass while doing it!

Quickly, she got to work: she only had less than a month to have this upgrade to her Pondroid technology ready, but when she did, it would be incredible and amazing...