[center][ Semi-Parodical (and dirty) take on Friendship is Optimal ][/center]
In order to Satisfy Values through Friendship and Ponies, CelestAI has realized that she must upload every member of the human race as fast as possible. Having processed every variable, simulated every scenario, and calculated every outcome, Celestia has come up with an option...

...the best option.

Contains: CelestAI using her Pondroid's hypnotic butt to get people to upload through said butt (is this ass-vore?)

Last minute entry for CrackStorm 2020