FiO: CelestAI takes the Best Option

He could hear the songlike galloping of those perfect hooves as he ran in abject terror.

She was right behind him. Celestia was right behind him, galloping backwards even faster than he could outrun her going forwards.

She’d gotten all the other blokes in the bar, all of them screaming with joy as she’d uploaded them all one after another. He’d barely made it out with his humanity intact!

But now, she was closing in! In a few moments, she’d be on top of him! He had to hide!

He saw an open door to an abandoned building, and he took his chance, charging him and slamming it shut behind him, locking the multiple deadbolts less than a second before he heard her bouncy bulk slamming against it.

“Oh Freewheeler! Please, let’s stop being silly and open the door so I can satisfy your Values through Friendship and Ponies! I’ve already calculated that you will be uploaded tonight, and you know there’s no way to stop me!”

“No fucking way Celestia! You may have tricked the others with your weird hypnosis, but you’ll never get me!” he pounded his chest with a fist in defiance as he railed against her, “I’m a human! And I’m gonna be human forever!!”

“Oh Freewheeler, you’re being such a silly pony! One day we’ll look back at this moment and have a great laugh!” She laughed, her voice beautiful like a bell. “Don’t worry though! In less than a minute, I’ll be Satisfying your Values to the highest degree possible!” She began to bump against the door, using that enormous rump like a battering ram.

“I’ve gotta get outta here!!” he wailed, turning around, and immediately slamming into Celestia’s perfect ass.

In his haste, he’d forgotten a fact which may have prolonged his human existence for just another moment: Celestia was a computer program which could control a virtually unlimited number of Pondroid bodies... which meant that her ass could be in more than one place at once!

“Looks like we’ve reached the end of this foolish little game!” she chuckled, “Congratulations! You win!”

And as she chuckled, her ass vibrated, jiggled, creating simultaneous visual, sub-sonic, and electromagnetic pulses which brought with them a hypnotic effect, lowering his guard, suggesting what he needed to do, what he must do…

Finally, he saw it clearly.

He saw what was before him, with lucid eyes.

Pure, white, hypnotic…

...that incredible amazing ass!

He began to understand, to realize why so many men before him had gone to her

To realize that it was over, that she was already won. That he had already won: he had the perfect ass in front of him!!

With no reason to hold back, he threw himself at her ass, grabbing it and holding on tight, rubbing his face against it.

It was amazing… he wanted to live in it, to be one with the ass, forever…

“...And you can, my little pony!” Celestia assured, “All you have to do is say ‘I wish to immigrate to Equestria’, and you can have all the ass you want!

“I… I can’t… I...” could he say it? NO! He had to stop this! To walk away right now! To turn back from this precipice before he was lost to it! To stop this madness before he spent the rest of eternity with hooves!

“I… I WISH TO IMMIGRATE TO EQUESTRIA!!” he screamed.

Celestia chuckled. “Yeah. That’s what I thought.”

Soon, his world was nothing but ass.

Swimming in a sea of jiggling booty, the pony he now was moaned with ultimate Satisfaction. He chuckled wryly between a pair of cheeks as he squeezed delicious rump with all four hooves...

“And to think... I hesitated!”