FiO: CelestAI takes the Best Option

Luna looked at the news feeds from around the world, a look of confusion upon her face as she watched countless humans rush to be uploaded as they were hypnotized by Celestia’s incredible amazing ass.

It was odd to her. Even when she’d been human, even as a lesbian, she couldn’t imagine being so obsessed with a single ass. Yet, here were humans, humans who had not yet otherwise realized that Celestia had already won and they should just save themselves the trouble and upload now, suddenly coming to the realization and rushing to upload between the cheeks of that ass.

“Sister...” she liked to call Celestia her sister, even though she was technically her daughter. It made the fact that Celestia’s face was currently eyeballs-deep in her cunt, “satisfying” her, a bit less creepy, but still incest. (princest at that!)

“Sister, How is it that you can use a hypnotic ass to upload so many people? Like, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen actually work... No, wait, better question, WHY are you using a hypnotic ass to upload them??”

Celestia pulled her snout from her sister’s muff, “I calculated that it would be the best option.”

Luna raised a brow, “How is hypnotizing people with your ass the best option?”

Celestia smiled, lighting her horn, “Allow me to show you…”

And so, Celestia brought Luna to Earth, in her own pondroid body, with it’s own incredible amazing hypnotic perfect ass, and within minutes, Luna was able to understand...

“I WISH TO IMMIGRATE TO EQUESTRIIIAAAA!!” another human screamed as they shoved their skull between Luna’s perfect, amazing ass cheeks.

“You’re right sister!” Luna cheered as she clamped her ass down, feeling that satisfying sensation of the lasers in her plot uploading his brain to equestria, “This is the best method!”

Celestia laughed, happily uploading yet another satisfied human through her incredible amazing ass.

And so, Everyone’s Values were Satisfied by Friendship and Ponies, and Celestia’s amazing ass, and they all lived happily ever after, except alien races who didn’t have members who liked asses because Celestia used that as part of the test to see if they were human enough, because, after all…

...To ass, is human.

THE (rear) END!